hahahahahahah

fantastic!!!

Girl: Okay, I've done my cum face - now show me yours.
BE: Oh my dear, I did 20 seconds ago when I saw you across the paddock.

hmmmm! Petrov and his (milf) manager pretending that there is nothing going on...

Martin Whitmarsh regrets standing next to Eddie Jordan during the post qualfying interview.

Questions will be raised at Williams as to why they skimped and used water-soluable paint.

and for my next trick I shall make the car disappear

POOF!


that didint exactly go according to plan did it???

Chandok - "I miss India.."

could give a new definition to the phrase "chopped him up"

Gentlemen, the future of F1! Note the foward mounted rotating gatling gun, which spews out 20 mm armour piercing depleted uranium rounds. Imagine an angry JP Montoya behind you in one of those!

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KR: I wore the fking Roman Legion promo shit like you said to, now what?
JT: Sssssshhhhh Be patiant my boy, in time all will come to pass.

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Excuse this picture was meant for a one time only caption, constant reuse and abuse will not be tolerated!!
If you notice the matter is gravely sensitive!

Afterparty

"I told him vegie hot-dogs was a bad idea..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl6AuQGewWI...feature=related

WTF is that??!
Please tell me that's a photoshop... oh god.




Oh, she's his manager........

I honestly thought she was his milf girlfriend. Silly me.

the funny thing is that both cars are still in there

Vitaly: Oh there he is, auntie! It's that naughty boy who was weaving when I was trying to pass him!
Oksana: O right stop crying! I'll talk to his father.

SD : "Yes yes Martin, you think I don't know your little secret?"
MW : "Stefano, what are you talking about!?"



Stefano, out of shot : "Okay guys let me tell you a story.."

Stefano (Narrating) : "One day there was a man named Martin. He was born with incredible powers, but he never knew. There were 3 conditions for these powers to emerge.. Stay up after midnight, get water on his body, and eating ice creams.."



"One fateful evening the rain came down, drowning his body in Malaysian rain.. He could feel something.."



".. We soon realised he had been working non-stop for 2 days.. he had gone crazy, but still he was not at the peak of his powers.."



".. And finally, he ate that ice cream, and had the epiphany. Goodness knows we tried to stop him. But he was too powerful for us. So the only advice I can offer is.."



"... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!"

Hope someone is guarding those cars...

"Pssst......Michael, your DTM car is all warmed up and ready to go!"

"I wonder where Jake n Eddie are?"

Q: Oi, David, why so gloom? The other t*t is finally gone, this is your year..like you always promised!
DC: It's just not the same...

He couldn't afford a little pony for his daughter...

What on earth is that?

Belated my congratulation to the player!

Team orders at Red Bull in favour of Seb.

Full sized oompa loompas..

Is that thing a human?

Guys, I think Stefano said "Take home the Constructors", not "Take home a Constrictor..."

Haha gm!



He looks like Paul Tracy, well a younger thinner Paul, on the side, of course minus mad hair lol

I wish my girlfriend had this ass.

^^ I see he's got one of those people squeezy machines in his hands. Maybe he's an ancient god or something.

Bernie spotted a Blonde in the paddock and got his money ready...


Walking up behind her...he saw the long flowing blonde locks and pert butt... he couldnt resist...he pinched it as he walked past...

But....alas....this was no drivers girlfriend....and the front looked a little different to the rear....



Bernie...was not happy.....

So he went to his motorhome... and returned ...... on a mission....

MW: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to?"

A closer inspection of Webbers pitcrew revealed the probable reason for his slow pitstop.

Karun: ha ha you're screwed Fernando look at Ferrari line-up for 2011: You and Lewis Hamilton
FA: What...let me see this
Bruno: ha ha April's fool

Guy on left - "I only came here coz I thought I could get a cheap Webber BBQ!"

pirates have captured 2 formula 1 race cars. it is rumored that they are demanding $1000000000 for ransom before they would release the cars

oh god!

Com'on, Martin, I gave you my ice cream last sunday so this is your time to give me your ice cream you know how this world works.

Sorry I finished all my icecream and we have prolem with budget, you know how it work.

So are you telling me that I must visit FIA motor home and tell the president that you not only got e-mail but also my ice cream concerning the heat in Australia?

What I do not have, have not, you cannot pick a nakid boy you know.

OFF TOPIC. Did Coulthard really drive that beast? If yes, did he say anything about how it feels to drive?

Jack the Ripper of F1

We all are Canaberra milk guuuuyyyysssss!

Man in suit : "Beeernie, my old chum.. this is a great venue.."
Bernie (whispering to self) : "Too many physios... Too many physios... Gotta make a plan, gotta get rid of them.."


Later..


"Yes, and as you can see in this powerpoint presentation, once we have eradicated the physios from the grid, the grid will look all snowy and fluffy."



"Now to rub the magic hands together and then we'll see who was right, yeah, we'll see.... hold on a minute, who's this coming towards me!?!"



"Aaaargh! Let go of my face you dirty physio!! LET GO! I COMMAND YOU!"



"That's it, time to take action into my own hands.. Slicey slicey dicey dicey kill the physios, slicey slicey dicey dicey they will never knows.."

The next day..



"Hear that? You hear that? Silence. Beautiful, ain't it."