I like how ralf is the only one who needs to wear his pass around his neck, i can just hear him now trying to get past security," of course im a driver, no im not a michael schumacher impersonator, im his brother! please let me in."

Pedro: Hey guys........I discovered something amazing, amazing!
MW/LH: Tell us Pedro tell us, we´re soooo excited!
Pedro: You won´t believe it but we got three more points of downforce!
MW: he he he You kidding right?
Pedro: No man I mean boss, Lewis could put his signature on it! I´m serious!
MW: Daaamn Pedro, nice job nice job!
LH: wow! This is very interesting! This is even better than Alonsos 0,6 sec per lap! I will be the coolest guy in the F1 world! I can´t wait to tell everybody about this!

PDLR: "Guys. It's been fun but I'm leaving Mclaren to drive for BMW Sauber."

Whitmarhs:"Hahaha. Seriously? Good luck then."

Hamilton:"You do know that BMW have already left F1 right?"

PDLR:"Whaaaat???"

Mood soon lifts when Pedro finds Kimi's stash of Magnums out side the back of the Ferrari motorhome

JB: "Hey guys, you can't believe who's on the phone. Heeheehee. It's Michael. And .. hahaha .. he's wants his #1 back."

Senna: If Campos give me a dog of a car, I am going to hit it.

Bernie: Let me get this right, your the man and I'm the woman?

Wow, in this picture he looks the same as back in 2000

/facepalm

honestly guys, at this very moment I'm in control of formula 1's future. What shall I do with the little one?

MS to Nico:

- Oh-ooo-ö oh-o-o-ö... Me Tarzan, you Jane.

I think this grid wouldn't pass any first corner... too many elbows.

JB: Woooooow!!! Look at this present!!!! Do you now understand why i came to McLaren?!!

Jenson:"This thing is so cool. It'll store hours of video of me not beating Lewis."

Luca Badoer: "Fuc**ng dance!!!!! I can´t move so quickly"

Lauda: "C´mon Bernie!!!!!! Even a monkey could drive this"

Pedro:" So I'm like, hey, you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me?
Martin:"No way!"
Pedro:"No, I'm serious."
Lewis:"What did the girl say?"

"Ohhhh Niki, that's warm"

L: Feelin' finger in your ass?
E: ...Yes, why?
L: My hands are here!

LdM: Yes, Luca this testing thing is just temporary, you'll get your chance quickly. Right, Jean?

Jean Todt:
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise you`ll listen to me
What do you get from testing a ferrari?
A chance of racing when the time is right
And after that you will see the light
And retire silently and blaim the press
You'll fail to remember who caused this mess
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
Rubens will help you get this chance
A spring will jump his car and dance
Whilst Felipe rests in a hospital
I will follow Max in his role
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Remember when we promised you equal equipment?

"And it's even got a application to remotely disconnect Lewis' KERS unit so that I can pass him!"

Haug: (thinking).......Too bad it ain't chocolate.....

No, micheal, we are not joining you in singing "Deustchland uber alles".....

Jenson:"So what tv does this remote work for again?"



Bernie: "Least Lauda won't get burnt in this vehicle."

The loser of next year's McLaren drivers pairing will get an iPhone..

Max gave me this phone.

MS: Hey gammon guys don't just stand there. Be happy, party with me. It's not like in the future i will take Nick's only chance of driving a good car, then use Nico as my number two guy and laugh at my brother who won't be in F1 while i still drive despite him being 7 years younger.

Can someone photoshop a lewis or alonso doll to be in MS's left hand and so it looks like he wants to punch it with his right?

+
In contrary to the general opinion, USF1 thought they were doing quite well with their radical approach to the 2010 season ....

Cost effective two drivers in one car

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Reporter - Jenson is there any truth in the rumours that you only got the Mclaren seat as you were willing to take one I-phone whereas Raikkonen wanted two?

Q&A with Jenson Button.

Reporter: Jenson, you suprised us all with your move to McLaren. Aren't you afraid competition and famous preferential treatment of Lewis?

Jenson: No, no at all. You see, I talked with Martin Whitmarsh a lot and he promised me equal status and good car.

Reporter: So, you say that Whitmarsh gave you his word and this should enough to sleep well.

Jenson: Are you stoned or sth? I don't belive him! Look at this iPhone - I have evertyhing recorded! Buahahaah! Stupid Whitmarsh thought this is only phone!

Michael reacts to reports that Ralf has overtaken him in Vogue's "worst dressed German" rankings.

"How can I be sure I'll get equal treatment at McLaren? Martin forgot to delete the texts before he gave me Mike Coughlan's old phone..."

Jenson: What's so good about the iPhone? Well, if you want to win a race, there's an app for that. If you want to spray champagne, there's an app for that. If you want to overtake another car, there's an app for that. Because there's an app for.... well.... anything!

NL:"Nice wheels."
BE:"Thanks. It was part of my divorce settlement. The Maybach had heat but this thing has a fridge built right in."

USF1 finally unveils their 2010 F1 challenger!

Someone posted that on USF1's Facebook and they just laughed at it.

NR- "Thank goodness he's retiring. At least we wont we have to up with this kind of behaviour any more. He has way too much energy. Cant you imagine how bad it must be to be his teammate. At least that'll never happen to me."

NH-"I know what you mean. Poor Massa, he's been his test driver and his teammate. No need to worry about that now."

RS-"Count your blessings, I'm stuck with him as a brother for the rest of my life."

I can get no...satisfaction...

*doing a Jagger*