"I can't wait till this baby is born, this morning sickness is the pits!"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO


It's funny because it's true!

Due to budget cut, Mclaren have opt to pay their drivers with iphone and call credits.
Jenson - The opportunity to race against Lewis is just too good so I decided to take a massive pay cut.
Lewis - I don't think this pay package is fair as it benefits Jenson more. I've recently broke up with my GF so my bill will be minimal compare to his.

OR
Jenson shows off his secret weapon to beat Lewis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1JUHGAZUrY

Heindfield reveals his plan after F1.

"Ja mein little Herr, und wait until I tell you who yo momma be....."












err Freddie, one, two three, all together now, sing with Pop.....
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

See what I saw there?

Nobody saw my Oompa-loompa song

So much grease in your hair, we don't need our oil supplier and can just use your hair gel!

Saw it, liked it, fortunately for all within earshot, did not sing it.

I would've liked to hear it though.

MS - "It was a bit brave bringing the boyfriend along wasnt it?"




RS - "Yes....in England zey call me zee teapot!?!... I have no idea why?"

Seriously, the dude looks to be a NP jnr lookalike.

MS: Yeah, we all know you came to see me rather than the car. Or the guy standing next to me.

MS: This guy is even smaller than Rubens and Felipe!

It's Bruno Spengler.

Mercedes driver in the DTM.

He's Canadian.

Brilliant!

MS: "Can you believe it that I am now dressed in white? Oh ze irony!"

RS & MS: both laugh

"Count them Nico: One, two, three, four, five. That's how many tenths I'm gonna be owning your ass for every lap of every race."

The National Association of Ventriloquists is reviewing the application of a Mr M. Schumacher and his puppet 'Nico'.....

Schumacher volunteers to spoil pretty boy's hair style for the cameras.

that must be 100 pounds worth Downforce

MS: Hey, Nico, do you want me to do a face palm for you?
NR:......

or

MS: Hey, Nico, this is how being bi*chslapped by MS feels like!

or

MS: Quick, Norbert, bring me that pie!

This one really reminds me of those cheesy Hollywood chase scenes in action movies. I can just see that guy getting ready to leap onto the other car so that he can wrestle with the driver for control of the vehicle.

And here we have Micheal and Nico ready to star in the remake of the classic sitcom 'Father and son'

Schumacher will be racing with a scarf in 2010 as neck support

And you thought Mansell giving Senna a lift was dangerous...

^Are those cars actuallly moving at all?

Oh yes... It was one of the late Roger Eccleston's party tricks

If (or more likely when) he failed to finish a race, his brother would collect him on the slowing down lap.

Oh ok, wow what a great 'still' shot then haha

NR: "What I'm doing here.... "

Nico: "Sigh... according to my contract, this is the last time I'll be allowed to be at the front this year."

Nico: Why did they invite me to Michael's presentation?

**several hours worth of public contract negotiations later**

Schumacher to Rosberg: "And you'll stay there on that naughty step until you... well you get the idea."

Ralf: The silliest hat in F1 history. No wonder Nico refused to wear it.

Yes, next Saturday evening , Ralfi

MS: For the last time, I AM NOT THE STIG!

What I dont understand is..... why didnt he keep his helmet on??????

M:"Your dad's an ass."
N:"I hate your guts."
M:"You look like a girl."
N:"Corinna sleeps around."

Hypnosis session 'Now you are totally under my control'; Or 'Look at me as I squash this midge'

PW: maybe if I rub my arm more against her I can get some more...

^Sure that's Windsor, but with him is also the USF1 Pitbabe, and the Chief Mechanic at USF1?

Early example of miserable product placement in a James Bond movie.

RD: "BEHHHHHH Wrong answer..... Take the toy car from him Norbert....."

oh God ... please stay on topic and don't ruin this fantastisc thread...

Rosberg and Schumacher, drivers at the Mercedes GP presentation.