Dracula proves that daylight and crosses clearly have no effect on him...

Lewis: Cos you only had as half to do as me.

here's Schumi!!!!

"I'm not sorry for Jerez....hehe....oh, you're actually filming this? Nevermind."

"I can't wait to jump into the Sauber and get going."
"You mean Ferrari?"
"Whatever."

I believe both are Alonso's bitches.

Michael Schumacher: "And for my next trick, I'm going to use this car to do this!"

...and at the 2nd half of the season, the drivers have to change their cars..
fortunalely Ross always is the first to know the new regulations

Brawn doesn’t want Schumacher to “dominate” Rosberg



Max Mosley: "What??!? That's none of his business!"





(yeah.. I'll get my coat.)

but soooooooooooooo wrong!!!!!

R Kubica: HaHa Eric! You sure are a funny guy. Why are you interviewing me in the Leeds Utd trophy room?

Leeds United? that explains the lack of victory cups

Right idea Zenspeed, but there are other clubs I could think of....

Max Mosely doesn't do Nazi regimes, but if he did, they'd probably be the best Nazi regimes in the world.

Ha ha ha!

First time I've laughed in this thread for months!

Apparently, all teams have had the same supplier of the clean sheets for their f1 designs.

Ooh yeah...

Omg that clean sheet is epic ;p

But to be honest, the real clean sheet looks like this:

Paddy Lowe: That,there,is a small column.

Tim Goss: Yes,I see it clearly. Amazing,isn't it.




MS: Listen,Alice..
NR: Rosberg. (in Finnishy German)
MS: Rasberry..
NR: No,not the fruit; Nico.
MS: What fruit? Listen,Nicole..
NR: Nevermind.

special thanks to RoutariEnjinu for his driver-less rendition

RK - I'm a PC

Eric - and I'm a Mac

this is even better



guys get to work

Lewis with a gay sounding voice says - "Yes just sit like that hun, that pose will do nicely" and takes Jenson's pic...

Jenson: So Lewis we have to work together to improve the car and push the team forward
Lewis: dah dah dah, not listening....I got my 3 points of downforce...

First F10 launch photos make it to Woking.

"I thought I'd get more money doing that bandaid comercial"

someone should photoshop the F10 to the iphone in the pic, that would be epic

JB - Hahahahah Nicole just sent me a pic of her Boobs!

LH - Know what this is..??? Oh yeah baby....3 points of downforce....

LH - We went like this....he went like that....... I said to Hollywood... "Where'd he go?" and Hollywood said.... "Where'd Whooooooooo go??????"

Citroen were less than impressed with Kimi's suggested Aero mods for this year....despite his claim that a moveable front bumper MUST be equal to at least 6 points of downforce?

**Advert voiceover** "Would you like to meet single men in your area?"

Damn, I must say, that rattlesnake scared the shit out of me, but it sure does an ok job driving the car.

Have you seen these #tedkravitzfacts?

Button: " Bla bla bla teamwork, bla blabla together bla bla bla..."
Lewis: "Shush, don't always disturb me , Jens .
I've got to write somthing for the Atlas Forum.

JB: Sounds like Ferrari engine, Lewis?

LH: It my official training simulator, I just downloaded the app that Alonso is using.

LH: if your points are always here and mine are always up here then everything will be good between us. understand? if you want I can get my dad to explain it.

by the way, could you carry my bag? that would be sooo nice of you.

Jenson was disappointed that Lewis didn't repsond to the remote control's off button.

LH: See one of my three points of down force was my driving position. Becaus I am this much shorter than you, Jenson, I have more room to play myself with my driving position , I helped weight distribution.

JB: bugger of me, I can choose only one driving position, luckily the team made it suits me the best in that way...

This one is just too easy...

JB: check it out Lewis Fernando's ride

A bit cruel, but

Lewis: "bla bla bla ... so you see Jenson, I was always this far above all my competitors"
Jenson: eying Lewis in horror, thinks to himself "He is even crazier than he sounds in interviews!

Go on ;)