Lotus innovation: the external combustion engine.
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Lotus innovation: the external combustion engine.
Ok Mr. Ecclestone, you have one hour, it will beep when we're done.
FIA is investigating the new Ferrari KERS system, rumored to boost power by one Brazilian.
QUOTE (philhitchings @ Sep 27 2010, 05:56) 
Hi Lewis, nice to bump into you again
Oh that's good.
These killed me! Nice job!
Mark: Nick, which girl would you rather sleep with? Pamela Anderson or Nico Rosberg?
Nico: What the fu-
Heikki and Vitaly then do a surprisingly good job of keeping straight faces.
Or...
Mark: Nick, who do you think is the cutest girl in the paddock?
Nick: Nicole.
Mark: Oh, Nicole Scherzinger?
Nick: No, Nicole Rosberg.
Nico: I hate you jerks..
Heikki and Vitaly once again do a surprisingly good job of keeping straight faces.
QUOTE (UPRC @ Sep 24 2010, 19:14)
Mark: Nick, which girl would you rather sleep with? Pamela Anderson or Nico Rosberg?
Nico: What the fu-
Heikki and Vitaly then do a surprisingly good job of keeping straight faces.
Or...
Mark: Nick, who do you think is the cutest girl in the paddock?
Nick: Nicole.
Mark: Oh, Nicole Scherzinger?
Nick: No, Nicole Rosberg.
Nico: I hate you jerks..
Heikki and Vitaly once again do a surprisingly good job of keeping straight faces.
QUOTE (Villes Gilleneuve @ Sep 27 2010, 23:48)
Ok Mr. Ecclestone, you have one hour, it will beep when we're done.
"Right, now I can start the countdown to exclude the Korean GP"
QUOTE (philhitchings @ Sep 27 2010, 07:56)
Hi Lewis, nice to bump into you again
So simple, yet so effectieve
QUOTE (Massacrator @ Sep 26 2010, 01:38)
Jenson: "Guys, WTF? This car has got no ashtray??"
Mclaren has just created an invisible spray to hide Button.
In two weeks, Webber will report to the press in Suzuka that a strange invisible force took him out while driving throughout the Spoon corner in Suzuka on lap 37.
QUOTE (Stuko @ Sep 26 2010, 20:01)
+ 
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Vettel: Serious, you can´t jump higher than Mark
Alonso: That high is enough?
QUOTE (Sladex @ Sep 24 2010, 23:36)
Fernando: "Hmmm... Is this is our official merchandise?"
The woman to Massa: "remember to sign below Fernando's signature"
QUOTE (barteks @ Sep 28 2010, 18:58)
And here we see a mental patient who escaped and is now disguised as a Lotus team member. Thankfully the girl was uninjured and didn't want to press any charges...
or
Man - "Smoke huh?"
Girl - "Sure"
QUOTE (barteks @ Sep 28 2010, 10:58)
Would like to see her hairstyle after the action... and her make-up...
QUOTE (barteks @ Sep 28 2010, 08:58)
man: "hey baby how you doin??"
girl: "not in a million years...."
man: "oh really...."
With Group Lotus threatening their future, Lotus Racing lay the ground work for a name change to Team GaGa in 2011.
They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
Oh, I of course replied
Something here inside cannot be denied
They said someday you'll find
All who love are blind
Oh, when your heart's on fire
You must realize
Smoke gets in your eyes
QUOTE (barteks @ Sep 28 2010, 09:58)
Lotus guy: meet me at the bar tonight...i'll blow away your mind ..
Girl: How?
Lotus Guy: let me show you a short demo..
QUOTE (domhnall @ Sep 28 2010, 17:59)
QUOTE (domhnall @ Sep 28 2010, 17:59)
Problems? no...no problems, what makes you think there are problems? No, no, no no..everything is fine, no problems.
um...The patch will be out soon.
QUOTE (prty @ Sep 28 2010, 22:20)
WAh? I crashed into Hamilton? No, no, I would have felt it.
QUOTE (prty @ Sep 28 2010, 22:20)
WAh? I crashed into Hamilton? No, no, I would have felt it.
QUOTE (domhnall @ Sep 28 2010, 17:59)
Guy on left : *barf* must.. never.. drink.. again..
Guy on right: dammit thats my bus home..
Davidson : wtf am I doing here ?
QUOTE (prty @ Sep 28 2010, 21:20)
QUOTE (wolviex @ Sep 28 2010, 23:28)
I'm trying to figure out what did you type in google images to find that image
Mark, show us the face Lewis made when you went to speak with him.
QUOTE (Massacrator @ Sep 29 2010, 00:07)
I'm trying to figure out what did you type in google images to find that image
type: Webber? Simpsons did it!
QUOTE (bond @ Sep 25 2010, 15:44)
One day Lad, all this will be yours.
apologies to Monty Python
QUOTE (Stuko @ Sep 26 2010, 13:01)
+ =Bernie says we hafta do this to qualify for our Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals.
QUOTE (F1 Tor. @ Sep 28 2010, 23:11)
Mark, show us the face Lewis made when you went to speak with him.
Perfect.
QUOTE (barteks @ Sep 28 2010, 09:58)
Just cos you think she's hot doesn't mean she's cool! NOW GET BACK TO THE BRAKES!!!
New orifice in three...two...one--
QUOTE (F1 Tor. @ Sep 28 2010, 19:11)
Mark, show us the face Lewis made when you went to speak with him.
Excellent!
[quote name='Rob G' date='Sep 26 2010, 22:55' post='4614416']
Somebody climbed the grill...
Somebody climbed the grill...
QUOTE (Rob G @ Sep 26 2010, 22:55)
Nice guys always finish...
"Mark! Mark! I'm a bit early, but I can definitely make the barbie tonight..."
HK overheard on team radio:"Guys, I think I found a way to get heat into the rear tires."
QUOTE (jetalt @ Oct 1 2010, 21:41)
FA: "everyone, meet my new girlfriend, she's a regular covergirl for pots & pans monthly."
QUOTE (korzeniow @ Oct 2 2010, 15:31)
LOL. As soon as I saw that photo (the Schumacher one) my mind said "Beaker!"
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
"I'm slower than Nico by how much?!?!?"
QUOTE (Rob G @ Oct 2 2010, 18:16)
"I'm slower than Nico by how much?!?!?"
The sight of watching Norbert demolish an entire cake was too much, even for Michael Schumacher
QUOTE (korzeniow @ Oct 2 2010, 18:31)
MS:
Yeah, that's right. For every WDC you get 1 wrinkle on your forehead... See?
QUOTE (F1 Tor. @ Oct 2 2010, 21:03)
The sight of watching Norbert demolish an entire cake was too much, even for Michael Schumacher
You see, Jacky, Ferrari sounds like this Brobooboon... and here we go like this, pan pan, see Domenicalli radioed it all right, Alonso even kept the car on pole after seeing Massa failing with after burner Blown Diffuser Engine Mapping here.
Huumm... Sounds like something highly illegal, judging from what I have heard, yet obviously Max is not around here anymore so... we have got a safe track.
What are they talking about...
I can go quicker than Nico!
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