Kid - "Hey Michael, what do you think of this dirty picture I just drew?"
MS (embarressed) - "Careful kid, there's photographers behind us!"
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Kid - "Hey Michael, what do you think of this dirty picture I just drew?"
MS (embarressed) - "Careful kid, there's photographers behind us!"
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Feb 5 2010, 15:07) 
Stay perfectly still...children's' vision is based on movement.
...let me enhance it...
QUOTE (MadYarpen @ Feb 5 2010, 17:01)
...let me enhance it...
You are reading in minds?
I wanted to make something similar only not "Traitor!", but "I'm a moroon" to explain why the guy on the right-top is so laughing
Oh shit, that was brilliant!
i know its not a caption but not sure where else to post this link
http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2010/02/05/ferr...-alonso-effect/
found it pretty damned funny, esp the grass you to the authorities bit.
http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2010/02/05/ferr...-alonso-effect/
found it pretty damned funny, esp the grass you to the authorities bit.
Michael dropped 5 points for not knocking the autograph seeking child to the ground but then made amends later by getting 10 points for bowling over a photographer who stepped on his old bag he's had for years.
Said Michael " Nobody steps on Corinna and gets away with it"
Andy
QUOTE (FlatOverCrest @ Feb 4 2010, 09:47)
Could you sign this please Mr Judas!
The first. The best. By miles.
FA: "I don't understand why people are so obssessed with computers".
FM: "Stefano, ¿when we are going to tell him he has to turn it on first?"
SD: "I have faith on him, let's wait just 0,6 seconds"
QUOTE (Ham's Cranes Ltd @ Feb 5 2010, 22:23)
FA: "I don't understand why people are so obssessed with computers".
FM: "Stefano, ¿when we are going to tell him he has to turn it on first?"
SD: "I have faith on him, let's wait just 0,6 seconds"
brilliant QUOTE (Ham's Cranes Ltd @ Feb 5 2010, 23:23)
FA: "I don't understand why people are so obssessed with computers".
FM: "Stefano, ¿when we are going to tell him he has to turn it on first?"
SD: "I have faith on him, let's wait just 0,6 seconds"
FA: "damn, i wish we had three more performance points for a proper bootup without blackscreen."
QUOTE (RoutariEnjinu @ Feb 5 2010, 09:36)
I know Jense, we can't believe it either...
FA thinking: That was a great idea of me when I was a kid. I travel in the timemachine and go to the 2010 Valencia test to show Schumacher that note that say ´Fernando is behind you´. Only to have my old me from the future stare over his back creepy so when he turned around he got a shock... Bet he has nightmares now hehehe...
It's 2007 all over again, with some minor role reversal.
guys look at me, this is what I call the Show Boat...
QUOTE (One @ Feb 5 2010, 23:29)
guys look at me, this is what I call the Show Boat...
Is that Jenson's powerboat Lewis is driving???
All I know is my name is Stig...
QUOTE (Xaus @ Feb 5 2010, 15:24)
"Oh well, there's always StefanGP..."
QUOTE (Ham's Cranes Ltd @ Feb 5 2010, 17:23)
To get a feel for how his competitors are shaping up, Alonso intently watches the VirginGP online launch....err?
QUOTE (olliek88 @ Feb 5 2010, 19:38)
i know its not a caption but not sure where else to post this link
http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2010/02/05/ferr...-alonso-effect/
found it pretty damned funny, esp the grass you to the authorities bit.
http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2010/02/05/ferr...-alonso-effect/
found it pretty damned funny, esp the grass you to the authorities bit.
However, it’s in the complex electronics of the suspension, engine and gearbox that Alonso mode really shows its stuff. Normally, these three entities work as one to the benefit of dynamics. However, in Alonso mode each area of the car ceases to be a team player and selfishly looks after itself.
Long live Sniff!
Thats f*cking awesome Augurk!
Just needed this at the end. lol
Just needed this at the end. lol
QUOTE (Desdirodeabike @ Feb 6 2010, 11:45)
Thats f*cking awesome Augurk!
Just needed this at the end. lol
Just needed this at the end. lol
So true
Jenson Button fills in for Kovalainen in the role of lookout while Lewis Hamilton is off spiking Alonso's urine sample.
Stefan's first test after confirming Ralf Schumacher and Phill Jupitus as their 2010 drivers?
"Thunderbirds are go! Oh wait, that started with 5 not 8. I'm at the wrong number!"
"Hmm it seems to have lost power, but why are the room lights still on? Hmm"
Somebody photoshop the screen as showing him opening an email with photos of Miranda Kerr from Hamilton please...
Even the sun hates McLaren...
QUOTE (Jose Mourinho is Special @ Feb 6 2010, 12:23)
Hope noone finds out I chose the easy track for go-karts.
QUOTE (screamingV16 @ Feb 6 2010, 00:42)
McLaren managed , with the help of biotechnology
to gain additional energy through photosynthesis
it's the revolutionary new green F1- BERS Systhem (Biological Energy Recovering Systhem)
and it also brings about 3 Points of downforce.
MS-" Get out of my way innocent and cute ferrari boy, I am the arrogant Michael Schumacher! <self assured smirk> Next time wear a merc hat."
john terry's missus shows of her knew upgrade.
Aw come on... come on no one needed to see that.
This is where Button will finish in the championship...
QUOTE (Xaus @ Feb 6 2010, 21:49)
Aw come on... come on no one needed to see that.
*fap fap fap*
*fap fap fap*
QUOTE (Augurk @ Feb 6 2010, 09:12)
QUOTE (Henrytheeigth @ Feb 6 2010, 13:56)
Even the sun hates McLaren...
QUOTE (Xaus @ Feb 6 2010, 20:49)
Aw come on... come on no one needed to see that.
Can be a lot worst..........
QUOTE (TheF1PERSON @ Feb 6 2010, 23:45)
Driver's assets: Alonso: 6 tenths Hamilton: 3 points of Downforce Petrov: Beer
Schumacher: Robot Transformation Button: Pushable Massa: Spring Powe
Schumacher: Robot Transformation Button: Pushable Massa: Spring Powe
Petrov is Russian, go for vodka......trust me, I have been married to one for 12 years
QUOTE (barteks @ Feb 6 2010, 17:48)
That kid is a legend!
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