OK so Vettel is getting a new chassis. We've had Kate, Kate's dirty sister and Luscious Liz. What naming suggestions are there for the new one?

Mr2s suggests Sue The Slapper
Primer thinks Musical Miley based on alphabetical progression
NightProwler somewhat controversially thinks Mark's Little Bitch
Augurk has inadvertantly come up with the best so far (IMO) with "Placebo"

And, more importantly, why should Vettel go with your suggestion?

Horny Helen!!

Spiderer. To go with Webber.

It's probably going to be something starting with M. The Toro Rosso he drove in 2008 was Julia, the Red Bull at the start of 2009 was Kate and then Kate's Dirty Sister, and his RB6 was Lucious Liz. So M is the order of the day. The only exception, however, was the chassis he got at Silversone last year; that was out of sequence as Daisy, which he named before of the duck-bill front end.

I'm thinking he'll go with something classy, like Marion.

mothers cookie

Carly the crackhead.

Well so far he hasnt had much luck with the ladys, maybe he would be best off with a male car

Sensitive Sam?

No.. sensitive would be a bad idea. Maybe something related to hogans daughter. whats her name?

Sturdy Brooke?
Sturdy Sam?

heh, im way too bored.

If the alpha basis is correct, and because Kate and Kate's Dirty Sister were the same year, I suggest it ought to be another 'L' rather than a move to 'M'

Seb's comfort blanket

Minging Martina.

This one doesn't have cracks though.

Carly the Rehabilitated Junkie?

GitRDone

With such names Vettel gives his car, it's no wonder, that the poor thing tries to top itself on nearly every GP

Lilo.

Cos it mysteriously lies low on the ground in Q3. And nobody is quite sure why.

Sultry Sarah

Voluptuous Vulva?

For Turkey, perhaps Kebab Katie.

Racy Rosy

Although a plain "Really Reliable Rosy" might just be enough to spell doom for the rest of the field


H2H

Who cares they always go tits up anyway.

Marx Shadow

Who cares, as long as it's soundly beaten by Mark often...

lol...

He'd best go with: Cynthia, death of the Cynics

A solid ride that Sebastian feels good about whether coming in 1st or lower...

Solid Susy?

H2H

Take It Too Serious Tula?

Luscious Luzi's Lovable Longlegged L.... Lass?



H2H

I hope it's dog-slow Donna:)

nah: Dark Humor Dafney

Because you can't out dark humor a dark humorist - ask Vettel

Lucked out Lionel

Lets just call her 'number 1', then Vettel at least has a reason to put that finger in the air.

If we're sticking to the L's he might has to call her Legal Libby soon, hoping to convince us.



[I know Sean was under the influence of at least something when he wrote that, I'm joking.]

For an M: Mysterious Mia.

FPL= fault-prone Lisa

Dirty Deirdre Barlow

Unreliable Nelly

This would make his car be named Brian...

Luscious Liz's tasty twin

How about "Vettel Victim #4"

Hang on a minute! Aren't we being homophobic here? (I'm not Gay)

Dirty Dave?

Crusty Cyril?

Berthy Burt?

Filthy Fred? etc etc

Adorable Adrian?

Lover of Kate & Kate's dirty sister - Mr. Hornyer

Hang on a minute. Aren't we being racist here?

Uxii Zxu?

Sublime Shinjuki?

Modest Muwamba?

Your hate against ex-Renault drivers seems to prevail

I'll counter that!

Glamorous Growjohn
Peculier Piquet Jr.

Big Tittet Sandra

Christian Horner (please check Pg 104 - Caption Time,kthnxbai)

Blastoise

Saw a funny one on Racing Bulls forum.

Kate's Dirty Placebo.

The 'Big John Holmes'?

Alotta Fagina