Whilst attempting to maintain iambic pentameter, some syllables had to be omitted in the name of poetic license. My prose met the 14 lines required for a sonnet and the alliteration would have continued on the last line if it weren't for the fact that my vocabulary is near bankrupt.
Oh you think you are so clever, don't you?
You probably can say that in 25 different languages including Swazi.
You probably have pit lane babes swooning all over you
charming them with your suave prevarications embellished by your 200 IQ.
Well, let me tell you something, wise guy,
the flatterer feeds with an empty spoon.
You think your white wash job will make us ignore the fact
that you don't know what that gizmo thingy is under the car.
Ha ha ha. Gotcha.
Did you all see how I socked it to RDV?
I bet he is worried now. He's not so smart.
He knows nothing about the sliding velocities between sealing faces.
Why, he doesn't even know the difference between torque and HP.
You, you, you twin beam propster prankster nincom poopoo you.
Originally posted by dosco
Damn. You forgot "AXLE" (in caps) after BEAM.
Never forget. Never never never.....