As you have reintroduced the concept of Ford Anglias, Mr C, here is some stuff from yesterday's 60th running of the Birkett Six Hours. First time I've attended since about 1982 - and I'd rather forgotten its splendid eclecticism...

"Very good, sir, but can it fly?" Bill Withey was entered in a Camaro Z28 but turned up in this instead...

...and it eventually passed scrutineering.

This isn't a case of poor aperture setting - it really was this dark for most of the morning. Doug Setters (Lotus Exige) leads Colin Whitmore (M3).

Correct: Vittal Chauhan (Elise) and Jason Christie (RS1600).

Incorrect, but much more entertaining.

"Attention paddock, attention paddock. Would all 327 competitors for practice session four please go to the assembly area immediately..."

Here comes the sun: Russell Paterson (Morgan Plus 8).

Knight and Day: Jeremy (MGB) and Anthony (Toyota MR2) of that ilk pursue Paul Waterhouse (Peugeot 405).

Opel fruits: Julian Gammage's irreversibly gorgeous GT.

Axle folly: Mike Allen (Tiger MAE) slithered off at Brooklands and ended up in Brighton.

Get my drift? Norman Ricketts (BMW 1602).