What I meant was that it isn't an original Confusius saying. Sorry, for being unclear.
Neither are these:
Confusious say. . .
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
"Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone."
"Baseball wrong. . . man with four balls cannot walk."
"Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Ok for shit to happen. . . will decompose."
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out."
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsanitary."
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."
"War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."