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[DogEarred]

Not nostalgia I know but you guys are always fun, so by way of light relief, I'm offering the fabulous prize of a COCONUT for the best caption to this photo.





Closing date will be at 11.59pm on 7th July and in order give the competition some worldwide credibility and respect, I will ask Cheryl Cole (as long as her interpreter is with her) to be the sole judge.

I'll lead with the obvious pathetic one (not eligible of course):-

"if you're 'aving the wheels, I'm 'aving the battery"..

Get going and Good Luck!!..

[GMACKIE]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a CONTINENTAL!

Edited by GMACKIE, 09 June 2011 - 21:37.

[E1pix]

Why did I pay so much for transportation that doesn't transport me anywhere?

[brucemoxon]

Oh, no. We don't let it touch the road.




Bruce Moxon

[garyfrogeye]

£250,000 toast rack with matching penholder.

[Frank S]

It's my Monopoly marker. Why do you ask?

[David Birchall]

Female voice: "Ere, are your sure this is how you change your oil"!!

[RJE]

"You wait all this time for a bus and then three come at once."

[Allan Lupton]

"A simple jig provides an extra .016 p.s.i. of fuel pressure to aid cold starting"

[f1steveuk]

"You have no idea how a 'jack up' kit works, do you?

[ExFlagMan]

How else is one to pour the champagne pyramid properly!

[UK6]

"You know when it is time to move to the country when the clamping fine is more than the repayment!"

[eldougo]

Bentley Drivers Manual.
Page 47 paragraph 5
KEEP CHAMPAGNE COOLER LEVEL AT ALL TIME .

Edited by eldougo, 08 June 2011 - 10:24.

[UK6]

".........with accessories which provide unsurpassed road holding!"

[UK6]

GT = Generally Trapped.

[Stephen W]

The lightweight collapsable ramp is ideal for allowing the taller driver access to the Thornton's Continental GT.

[Bauble]

If you think I'm squandering my talent for a coconut .............................................!

[Ray Bell]

I'm also wondering about the quality of the coconut and how it will be delivered...

Notwithstanding that, my entry is:

"I'm sorry sir, we have a new man on that beat. He was told to clamp a Crossfire, I thought it was strange when he called up and said there were no Crossfire badges on it."

[Bloggsworth]

Alberto Alessi previews the new lemon juicer design from Philippe Starck...

[DogEarred]

If you think I'm squandering my talent for a coconut .............................................!

I've already squandered what little I had for less....

[UK6]

"Damn it, I knew that I shouldn't have parked in front of my ex wife's premises!"

[DogEarred]

If you think I'm squandering my talent for a coconut .............................................!

Oh, alright then. Special concession, only in the case where the Greedy Whippersnapper Bauble should win:-

Cheryl will award him the Coconut plus a nodding dog for the back of his Austin A40...

[DogEarred]

I'm also wondering about the quality of the coconut and how it will be delivered...

Notwithstanding that, my entry is:

"I'm sorry sir, we have a new man on that beat. He was told to clamp a Crossfire, I thought it was strange when he called up and said there were no Crossfire badges on it."

As for delivery, I asked Cheryl's advice on the best way of handling coconuts. - She gave me a demonstration and although I thought I went deaf for a few seconds, I was very pleased with the outcome...

[Option1]

£250,000 toast rack with matching penholder.

I have no talent worthy of that.

Neil

[UK6]

As for delivery, I asked Cheryl's advice on the best way of handling coconuts. - She gave me a demonstration and although I thought I went deaf for a few seconds, I was very pleased with the outcome...

......was that walnuts or coconuts? Oh hell, this is a distraction from the competition!

[Bauble]

Oh! Alright here goes talent.

" .... with rear mounted launch pad and forward mounted launch control ................"


(Oy! What's all this Greedy Whippersnapper business then?) coco (nuts to you mate.)

[DogEarred]

Oh! Alright here goes talent.

" .... with rear mounted launch pad and forward mounted launch control ................"


(Oy! What's all this Greedy Whippersnapper business then?) coco (nuts to you mate.)

Coco (nuts to me)?

Well everyone has contributed so far for the prize of a coconut but you implied that you expected extra 'Bounty'....

Your caption is very welcome though and definitely sets a new standard!

[Sharman]

I don't care what your name is get that bloody thing off my ramp

[UK6]

Coco (nuts to me)?

Well everyone has contributed so far for the prize of a coconut but you implied that you expected extra 'Bounty'....

Your caption is very welcome though and definitely sets a new standard!

Dessicated coconuts - perish the thought!

This reminds me of the not so famous bard, Cyril Carden-Shaft's lines........

"Oh sweet youth, time wisely spent immersed in mirth and joyous levity,
With maximum pursuit of ripe and robust mammary,
The life giving bauble is now but a pale and wizened memory!"

CCS

[gkennedy]

"I'm sorry sir, we have a new man on that beat. He was told to clamp a Crossfire, I thought it was strange when he called up and said there were no Crossfire badges on it."

'We've found the badges, Chief. 'Ere, hang on a minute..."
http://www.autoblog....hyundai/#300775

[GMACKIE]

This new tyre-slicer will make me an absolute fortune, once I sort out the problems!

[seldo]

I don't know why, but this photo reminds me of the tale about the young bimbo who was watching Tiger Woods getting out of his Rolls, and saw some golf-tees lying on the floor. Puzzled, she asked what they were.
Tiger : "Oh, they're for resting your balls on when you are driving".
Bimbo : "Wow, Rolls think of everything, don't they..."

[UK6]

I don't know why, but this photo reminds me of the tale about the young bimbo who was watching Tiger Woods getting out of his Rolls, and saw some golf-tees lying on the floor. Puzzled, she asked what they were.
Tiger : "Oh, they're for resting your balls on when you are driving".
Bimbo : "Wow, Rolls think of everything, don't they..."

Good one seldo!

........and hasn't that old 2 iron got Tiger into a lot trouble - too many birdies - he definately needs a rest!

[E1pix]

........and hasn't that old 2 iron got Tiger into a lot trouble - too many birdies - he definately needs a rest!

........not a wood?

Sorry.... Carry on....

[UK6]

".........with accessories which provide unsurpassed road holding!"

"The big black Bent which delighted in dashing down the motorway,
Lays fettered, but not tamed,
Let this be a lesson to all owners who allow their teenage sons to take the reins."

CCS

[Bauble]

OK! Dogearred, I've read all the entries so far, and have just one comment to make! Where's MY coconut?

[Vitesse2]

"I ordered the Full English, not the Continental ..."

"I'm terribly sorry sir, I'll get that for you now."

[UK6]

"I ordered the Full English, not the Continental ..."

"I'm terribly sorry sir, I'll get that for you now."

Good one Vitesse!

.........a real "banger without the mash" or was that "Toad in the hole - without Toad!"

[DogEarred]

OK! Dogearred, I've read all the entries so far, and have just one comment to make! Where's MY coconut?

Dear Bauble,

Please hold your horses. (I am assuming, like all nobility, you have horses...)

Cheryl has asked me to refer you to Page XIIV, Subsection VI, Clause IX of you entry form, (Hungarian language version) Where it clearly states that the closing date for entries is 7th July.

Personally speaking, I would be only too happy to award you the Coconut, but there remains the chance, however infinitesimal, that someone may come up with slightly more brilliant caption. So better wait until then to avoid confrontation, don't you think?

And should Cheryl chose to award you said Coconut, I'm sure the good folk of TNF will be only too pleased to offer you well meaning advice as to what to do with the Coconut and where to store it....

Good Luck Sir!

[Bauble]

Dear Bauble,

Please hold your horses. (I am assuming, like all nobility, you have horses...)

Cheryl has asked me to refer you to Page XIIV, Subsection VI, Clause IX of you entry form, (Hungarian language version) Where it clearly states that the closing date for entries is 7th July.

Personally speaking, I would be only too happy to award you the Coconut, but there remains the chance, however infinitesimal, that someone may come up with slightly more brilliant caption. So better wait until then to avoid confrontation, don't you think?

And should Cheryl chose to award you said Coconut, I'm sure the good folk of TNF will be only too pleased to offer you well meaning advice as to what to do with the Coconut and where to store it....

Good Luck Sir!

'orse's? Your doin my ead in mate. And whoo's 'is Cheryl geezer, and wht's 'e got to do wif the pice o' fish?

[Vitesse2]

Cheryl has asked me to refer you to Page XIIV, Subsection VI, Clause IX of you entry form, (Hungarian language version) Where it clearly states that the closing date for entries is 7th July.

According to this 'ere Hungarian phrasebook it actually clearly states that "My hovercraft is full of eels".

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched ...

[Tim Murray]

My nipples EXPLODE viz delight

[GMACKIE]

Not nostalgia I know but you guys are always fun, so by way of light relief, I'm offering the fabulous prize of a COCONUT for the best caption to this photo.

Is it REALLY necessary to check the diff. oil RIGHT NOW?

[Loren Lundberg]

Not nostalgia I know but you guys are always fun, so by way of light relief, I'm offering the fabulous prize of a COCONUT for the best caption to this photo.





Closing date will be at 11.59pm on 7th July and in order give the competition some worldwide credibility and respect, I will ask Cheryl Cole (as long as her interpreter is with her) to be the sole judge.

I'll lead with the obvious pathetic one (not eligible of course):-

"if you're 'aving the wheels, I'm 'aving the battery"..

Get going and Good Luck!!..




"No, the leak at the rear of the petrol tank is NOT covered by the warranty. Why do you ask?"

[Duc-Man]

SENSE
This Picture Has None

[Bauble]

Should anyone be able to provide, in the oinion of the organiser, a really whitty caption to this picture, then a Bentley Continental may be offered as a prize.

[David Birchall]

"And here we see a top view of Bauble's skull where you clearly see the impressions left by Stirling Moss' fingers when he mistook it for a bowling ball".

And I don't want no oinions either!

Edited by David Birchall, 15 June 2011 - 15:43.

[arttidesco]

When in Brussels do as the ...

[Tim Murray]

Never mind who she is .... has anybody got a telehone number?

Should anyone be able to provide, in the oinion of the organiser, a really whitty caption to this picture, then a Bentley Continental may be offered as a prize.

LOST, STOLEN OR STRAYED

One letter P. If found, please return to Mr Bauble of Luton, who will be so grateful he'll let you stroke his coconut.

[E1pix]

LOST, STOLEN OR STRAYED

One letter P. If found, please return to Mr Bauble of Luton, who will be so grateful he'll let you stroke his coconut.

Or was it an additional "i," and the photo portrays Bauble's aversion to onions?