155 replies to this topic

[ronmac]

Hi..Rons Quiz 16 (ok ok I missed one last time) 30 Questions to stir up the grey matter.
Due on Wednesday 7.PM.Australian Time..
If you intend to have a look on Wednesday (Aus.time) Post your intention,With your best one
or two liner joke.!!All welcome..Can Tim Murray and Polly be beaten. ??

[Tim Murray]

Can Tim Murray and Polly be beaten. ??

Not allowed - cruelty to dumb animals.

I say! I say! I say! What d'you call a parrot that flew away?

Spoiler

A polygon

(yes I know you've heard it before)

[GMACKIE]

Polygon!

[David Shaw]

I may be able to duck in for a quick look about 7:20

[Tim Murray]

I may be able to duck in for a quick look about 7:20

I say! I say! I say! How do you get down from a horse?

Spoiler

You don't - you get down from a duck.

[David McKinney]

Once again you've chosen a day when I will be excommunicado, Ron. Maybe there'll be something for me to mop up when I get home...

[ronmac]

TIM you don.t get down from a horse,,You get down from a DUCK,,!!

What is the difference between ..Playfull and Kinky..??

Playfull is when you use a Feather...Kinky is when you use the Whole Chook..

[David McKinney]

You might have to explain to non-Australasians what a chook is...

[Tim Murray]

What is the difference between ..Playfull and Kinky..??

Playfull is when you use a Feather...Kinky is when you use the Whole Chook..

Is this activity linked in any way to the sad fate of Faggot the gerbil?

http://www.northstan...-Gerbil-story...

[Ray Bell]

Don't the Poms and Yanks know that KFC specialise in dead chook?

How have they possibly got this far in life without that knowledge?

[David McKinney]

I know, I know

It's a funny old world

(They don't have dunnies, either)

[ronmac]

In an effort to include SELDO and DAVID Mc K..I will move the QUIZ 30 minutes FORWARD .
I.E. 7.30 p.m. Wednesday Australian Time (About A day and a half to go )

I thought that most people ,by now would know about,,,,Kentucky Fried CHOOKS ..

Hopefully my computer will last the distance ,
Recently it has been a bit dickey..(As in unreliable )
And it wont go on the Wallaby (as in..On a trip around Australia )
Possibly it may go Tits Up...(as in DIE )
In which case I will give a friend a Tinkle (as in Telephone call )
To delay the Quiz for a day.(as in 24 Hours ) ( LOL.)

[GMACKIE]

Ron, I'm a bit concerned about all this fowl language.......hope you can keep it under control, or feathers may fly.

[Ray Bell]

Originally posted by David McKinney
.....It's a funny old world

(They don't have dunnies, either)

That simply doesn't bear thinking about!

And you might let Ron know about spelling 'tingle' correctly. Unless that's his Kiwi accent, of course...

[ronmac]

Hi RAY ,,How right you are , I got my Tinkle mixed up with my Tingle ,
May be my Kiwi accent or my Wee Wee accent..!!

[GMACKIE]

'Tinkle', in relation to a telephone call, seems more 'correct' than 'tingle', in my view.

[Ray Bell]

Originally posted by GMACKIE
'Tinkle', in relation to a telephone call, seems more 'correct' than 'tingle', in my view.

Yeah, Greg...

But where did you grow up?

[David McKinney]

Ron - thanks for you consideration, but I'll be out the door by 6.30pm your time

[Tim Murray]

In these days of mobile phones it's quite possible, here in Pom land, for us to give someone a tinkle while going for a tinkle - if we only had dunnies.

[GMACKIE]

Yeah, Greg...

But where did you grow up?

Rockdale [Sydney], Ray.......then again, maybe I didn't grow up!

That seems awfully uncivilized, Tim........not having any dunnies.

[Tim Murray]

Well, we do have one, but it's a long way away from us in southern England, and there's usually a queue:

http://www.scoot.co....ub-CHCP986.html

[GMACKIE]

Just wondering why you would need a club - just for ONE dunny?.......Unless the club is for keeping the queue in line?

[Tim Murray]

Come on Greg, I'll have you know that we're a civilised country! There are two, of course - one for blokes and one for that other lot.

[ronmac]

Good evening all ..Nice to see an intelligent conversation going on.!
And reminding you ..The Quiz begins at 7.30 P.M. Australian time..About
24 hours from now..God willing (and computer too ) if it connects onto the
Dub Dub Dub Interweb.

Last Quiz was won by one point only,when Tim Murray came up with the final answer
for Q 27..Joe South who was recorded himself phoning the U.S.A. President..
Joe South composed...I did.nt promise you a rose garden...Walk a mile in my shoes..
Children..Down in the boondocks...(All good stuff ) (Worth a listen )

Congrats to Tim murray (Polly too ) 15 Points and Carl Rabbidge on 14 Points.
Plus Arjan..2...Team Result..2...G.Mackie..2...M.Ferner..1...D.Mc Kinney..1..
And Bloggsworth..1..(Who corrected my answer as well )

P.S. I am giving my computer a warm up..!!

[GMACKIE]

Come on Greg, I'll have you know that we're a civilised country! There are two, of course - one for blokes and one for that other lot.

It certainly is civilised, when they let you spell 'civilised' correctly. I'm relieved [pun intended] to hear that you have TWO dunnies - you can spend tuppence, then.

[Vitesse2]

Don't the Poms and Yanks know that KFC specialise in dead chook?

How have they possibly got this far in life without that knowledge?

Well, it's allegedly chook. But I have my doubts.

There's a pub in the Isle of Wight been doing a nice line in rook salad though.

[ronmac]

Hi Vitesse..I wonder if ROOK refers to the bird...or the PRICE.??

[ronmac]

HI Quiz Proper in 30 Minutes.From Now..30 Questions..

As a warm up,,who can answer....Who lived at number 1 Gumnut Street..??
and
How many died in the M.G.M. Grand Fire..??

(No Points ) See you soon..

[Raysno]

was it 85 people died

[ronmac]

Here We Go..............
Q 1..What year did Bill Brown roll his Falcon along the timber fence at Bathurst..?

Q 2..Who Starred in a 1972 Film taken at Monaco produced by R.P. ??

Q 3..The Book ..,,To Hell And Back....Is about who..??

Q 4.A...Who won the 1960 Armstrong 500..B.And in which car..?? (A point each)

Q 5.What craft do we normally associate with the Expression...O The Humanity..??

Q 6.Who Flipped (turned over )his Mini Cooper at a Bathurst Race in 1967..??

Q 7.When the Commentator said..""O My God ,the whole Field has come to a complete
Halt,virtually,,Oh its chaos.."" What was the incident..??..

[Arjan de Roos]

3. Niki Lauda

[CarlRabbidge]

7 Murphy and Ambrose on the mountain

[Tim Murray]

2. Jackie Stewart

5. Hindenburg

Edited by Tim Murray, 24 August 2011 - 09:32.

[David Shaw]

1.1971
2.Jackie Stewart

[David Shaw]

4. John Roxburgh and Frank Coad in a Vauxhall Cresta

[David Shaw]

5. Airships

[Arjan de Roos]

4. John Roxburgh and Frank Coad in a Vauxhall Cresta

[David McKinney]

Too slow, Arjan and Tim

As you may have noticed, Ron, my meeting's been put off till tomorrow

The only question I could have answered already has been. Am now waiting for the NZ questions...

Edited by David McKinney, 24 August 2011 - 09:36.

[Arjan de Roos]

6. Timo Makinen

Edited by Arjan de Roos, 24 August 2011 - 09:38.

[David Shaw]

6. Timo Makinen




PS. Looks like the hurryup on Arjan worked!

Edited by David Shaw, 24 August 2011 - 09:38.

[CarlRabbidge]

6 Timo Makinen

[Arjan de Roos]

[Ray Bell]

7. Would not that have been the Christine Gibson crash at McPhillamy?

That did bring the race to an end, 1982?

[David Shaw]

Fishing for an extra point Arjan?

I'll leave you blokes to it, have to trundle off to a meeting.

[CarlRabbidge]

7 Could also be Richards in the Nissan at Forest Elbow in the wet

[ronmac]

Q.8..When Jimmy says the final sentence heard on the 1993 Meg Ryan movie ,
What is the Real Name of the person that he is speaking about..??

Q.9..Who was the 2010 U.S.A. World of Outlaws Sprint Car Champion..??

Q.10..Who is the 2010..to..2011 Australian World Series Sprint Car Champion..??

Q.11..Who played the part of Arthur Fallowfield in an English 1958..to...1964 Radio Series..??

Q.12..Advice from Fangio to Brian Redman...""Less Brake......M....... .........??

Q.13..Who was married the most times......S.Maclaine..Lana Turner...Liz Taylor...Gina Lollobrigina..
..Marilyn Monroe....Zsa Zsa Gabor...Deborah Kerr..

Q.14..Which 2 words were cut from the original 1982 E.T. Movie ,,When it was reproduced in 2002..??

[Tim Murray]

11. Kenneth Williams

[Arjan de Roos]

9. Jason Meyers

[CarlRabbidge]

13 Zsa Zsa Gabor

[CarlRabbidge]

12 More throttle