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[Speedoholic]

Your sir deserve a medal for this thread

[Panktej]

who would be Flavio Briatore??

[Rob G]

who would be Flavio Briatore??

Hmmm... let's see... a fat, flabby, sweaty guy wearing a pair of nut-huggers... Does the WWE even have anybody like that??

[Borko]

Nico Rosberg = Dolph Ziggler definately

Kimi Raikkonen is comparable with real life Brock Lesnar's attitude, doesn't care about anything, left for a few years to pursue a career in a different sport, hates interviews etc

[SCUDmissile]

Hmmm... let's see... a fat, flabby, sweaty guy wearing a pair of nut-huggers... Does the WWE even have anybody like that??

Paul Heyman minus the thong (i think he might have stolen one)



The Rock on Heyman

(really creative talented guy though)

Edited by SCUDmissile, 13 April 2013 - 19:38.

[River]

Hahahaha - this is awesome!!

Hows these ones:

Vettel: John Cena
Hamilton: The Rock
Raikkonen: CM Punk
Alonso: Alberto Del Rio
Massa: Ricardo Rodriguez
or Alonso/Massa/PDLR = The Shield
Maldonado: Ryback
Grosjean: Mick Foley
Schumacher: Triple H - Jean Todt is Vince Mcmahon
Button: Wade Barrett
Sutil: Brock Lesnar
Rosberg: Dolph Ziggler
Di Resta: Drew Mcintyre
Narain Karthikeyan - Jinder Mahal
Nelson Piquet Jr - The late great Eddie Guerrero
Vitaly Petrov - Vladimir Kozlov
Bruno Senna(Nephew of the great Aryton) - Tyson Kidd (nephew of the great Bret Hart)
Sergio Perez - Hunico

LOL

Lewis would be Stone Cold Steve Austin not The Rock, Stone Cold toughest S.O.B, Lewis H.A.M and with him saving his super laps til Q3, he even has his Stunner!

Edited by River, 13 April 2013 - 19:49.

[encircled]

Hmmm... let's see... a fat, flabby, sweaty guy wearing a pair of nut-huggers... Does the WWE even have anybody like that??

How about The Godfather?

[TheUltimateWorrier]

Hmmm... let's see... a fat, flabby, sweaty guy wearing a pair of nut-huggers... Does the WWE even have anybody like that??

Paul Heyman minus the thong (i think he might have stolen one)



The Rock on Heyman

(really creative talented guy though)

He hasn't been in the WWE for years but how can people forget Naked Mideon. I wish I didn't remember him . I think he matches Rob G's description of Flavio. I won't post pictures of him though in fear of banishment from this board .



By the way, I've worked out the main event for WrestleMania next year. Narain Karthikeyan was thrown out of Formula 1, he decided to leave of his own terms to take on a very different challenge. He's training to break the streak. 21 - 1. It's a little known fact the Undertaker HAS A FEAR OF CUCUMBERS!. NEXT YEAR THE UNDERTAKER IS GOING TO BE IN THE GREATEST PICKLE OF HIS CAREER. NARAIN 'THE CUCUMBER' KARTHIKEYAN HOPES TO END THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK! WILL THE DEADMAN CONQUER HIS FEARS?!?

Edited by TheUltimateWorrier, 13 April 2013 - 20:32.

[Deluxx]

I just want to hear Vince to Pastor: YOUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIREEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD *blows bloodvessel and both quads*

[OO7]

I haven't watched wrestling in so many years, with the exception of when I visited my young cousins, but this is fantastic.

[SCUDmissile]

Paul Heyman minus the thong (i think he might have stolen one)



The Rock on Heyman

(really creative talented guy though)

He hasn't been in the WWE for years but how can people forget Naked Mideon. I wish I didn't remember him . I think he matches Rob G's description of Flavio. I won't post pictures of him though in fear of banishment from this board .



By the way, I've worked out the main event for WrestleMania next year. Narain Karthikeyan was thrown out of Formula 1, he decided to leave of his own terms to take on a very different challenge. He's training to break the streak. 21 - 1. It's a little known fact the Undertaker HAS A FEAR OF CUCUMBERS!. NEXT YEAR THE UNDERTAKER IS GOING TO BE IN THE GREATEST PICKLE OF HIS CAREER. NARAIN 'THE CUCUMBER' KARTHIKEYAN HOPES TO END THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK! WILL THE DEADMAN CONQUER HIS FEARS?!?

Added stipulation of Undertaker being cucumbered alive if he loses.
STREAK VS NUTRITION
WHO WILL WIN?

Edited by SCUDmissile, 13 April 2013 - 23:30.

[Kingshark]

Would you be happy if Vince McMahon bought F1 off Bernie?

[smacz]

well horner and briatore are no stranger to thongs...

OMG, all this genius in this topic and this comment, added to all the awesomeness of the photos in the Photoshopped thread made me think....

Flavio could come back a Jabba the Hutt.


(OK, that was a totally random brain-fart. Please don't kick me. I'll go and sit quietly in the corner now... )

[George Costanza]

Michael Schumacher would be Hulk Hogan.

[OfficeLinebacker]

who would be Flavio Briatore??

Paul Heyman

[Kingshark]

Na, Michael Schumacher would be The Rock. Ayrton Senna would be Hulk Hogan, and Alain Prost would be Ric Flair.

[George Costanza]

Na, Michael Schumacher would be The Rock. Ayrton Senna would be Hulk Hogan, and Alain Prost would be Ric Flair.

Ok, that works also.

But...

who will be Andre the Giant? The Big Show?

Edited by George Costanza, 14 April 2013 - 01:19.

[itsademo]

Nah Schumi has to be Cena is anything. Handsome, nice, kind guy in all respects, but people hate him because he wins ALL THE DAMN TIME.

when exactly was the last all the damn time?

[LB]

Ok, that works also.

But...

who will be Andre the Giant? The Big Show?

Nigel Mansell, JPM

[loki]

I don't know what's scarier McMahon buying the series or that you guys know this much about wrestling.

[Gyan]

Vettel can't be Cena now, he just turned heel in Malaysia.

Oh wait. That actually fits the equation even more given the boos for Cena these days.

[Kelateboy]

Vettel can't be Cena now, he just turned heel in Malaysia.

Oh wait. That actually fits the equation even more given the boos for Cena these days.

Cena, Chyna.... meh

[SCUDmissile]

Eddie Jordan = Rowdy Roddy Piper

[Dilla]

I see Christian Horner as John Laurinaitis for RBR.

Edited by Dilla, 14 April 2013 - 07:22.

[Jejking]

Could Vince forceably remove the member of staff paid to tweet for the Lotus F1 team. I would support him then.

Not before he would have been glassed by Sutil

[Kingshark]

Ok, that works also.

But...

who will be Andre the Giant? The Big Show?

Nigel Mansell would be Andre, and Juan Pablo Montoya would be Big Show.

Also, Juan Manuel Fangio would be Bruno Sammartino, and Jackie Stewart is Bret Hart; just to name a few more examples.

[Kingshark]

Seems to be a lot of racing fans watch wrestling (ok me included tbh)

I know, this surprised me a lot too, as I never really saw much of a relation between wrestling and F1. I always thought that I was a strange person for liking both.

It should also be pointed out that both F1 fans and WWE fans are two of the most whinning and moaning fans of all sports who suffer the most of nostalgia.;)

F1 fans want the good old 90's back, WWE fans want the good ol' attitude era back.

Edited by Kingshark, 14 April 2013 - 09:43.

[sheepgobba]

Alonso would be Randy Orton or the Undertaker ;)

[sheepgobba]

I know, this surprised me a lot too, as I never really saw much of a relation between wrestling and F1. I always thought that I was a strange person for liking both.

It should also be pointed out that both F1 fans and WWE fans are two of the most whinning and moaning fans of all sports who suffer the most of nostalgia.;)

F1 fans want the good old 90's back, WWE fans want the good ol' attitude era back.

Agreed both of yous!

I actually started watching again after the Rock returned in 2011!

Lost interest for a year or so before that

[Skinnyguy]

Alonso would be Randy Orton or the Undertaker ;)

As they already said, more like Alberto del Rio. Latin, controversial, big mouth, enjoys the yada-yada and politics, involved in all sort of controversy, wins a lot...

I´m not too much into Wrestling nowadays but enjoying this thread

[STRFerrari4Ever]

Wow I'm nearly in tears from laughing, that would be so ridiculous but it could work...

If everyone was incredibly intoxicated.

3 weeks ago they could've used the Vettel/Webber episode as Vettel's heel turn and his press conference on Thursday was the start of his promo "Well you know what I don't care because I passed Mark, I took the chequered flag and I won".

Di Resta could be Jack Swagger, boring, boring, boring.

[STRFerrari4Ever]

Maybe we should get a kickstarter going.

Having JR do the commentary would be awesome. "My GAWWWD King, looks like Lewis is going for the inside!"

Loooooooooooool this has finished me off "The DRS, the DRS!!!! We have a new leader"

[STRFerrari4Ever]

How about Maldonado as Mark Henry? Think of the amount of guys that have entered his Hall of Pain or in this case Hall of Crashes. The Worlds Most Dangerous Man, Pastor Maldonado.

[SCUDmissile]

I know, this surprised me a lot too, as I never really saw much of a relation between wrestling and F1. I always thought that I was a strange person for liking both.

It should also be pointed out that both F1 fans and WWE fans are two of the most whinning and moaning fans of all sports who suffer the most of nostalgia.;)

F1 fans want the good old 90's back, WWE fans want the good ol' attitude era back.

But that is because we have went from The Rock, Stone Cold, Triple H, to John Cena and the Miz....

JR on Sutil: MY GAWD KING HIS CAR HAS BEEN KILLED, HIS CAR HAS BEEN KILLED!

[TheUltimateWorrier]

Bumping an old thread.  After watching some of last night's Royal Rumble, I'd argue that Nico Hulkenberg = Daniel Bryan.  Both incredibly popular with fans, immensely talented and ignored by 'the higher ups' (the big teams in Formula 1/ WWE creative).