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Poll: Biggest AssHat in Racing (453 member(s) have cast votes)

Who do YOU think is repugnant beyond salvation..

  1. Jp (51 votes [5.84%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.84%

  2. Kevin Harvick (17 votes [1.95%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.95%

  3. Danica Patrick (49 votes [5.61%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.61%

  4. Lewis Hamilton (54 votes [6.19%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.19%

  5. Kurt Busch (35 votes [4.01%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.01%

  6. Kyle Busch (34 votes [3.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.89%

  7. Takuma Sato (7 votes [0.80%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.80%

  8. Fernando Alonso (106 votes [12.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.14%

  9. Eddie Jordan (39 votes [4.47%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.47%

  10. David Croft (24 votes [2.75%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.75%

  11. Will Buxton (38 votes [4.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.35%

  12. Ryan Newman (8 votes [0.92%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.92%

  13. Kimi Raikkonen (18 votes [2.06%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.06%

  14. Sebastian Vettel (74 votes [8.48%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.48%

  15. Luca di Montezemolo (114 votes [13.06%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.06%

  16. gm914 (19 votes [2.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.18%

  17. Narain Karthikeyan (28 votes [3.21%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.21%

  18. Pastor Maldonado (45 votes [5.15%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.15%

  19. Marco Andretti (28 votes [3.21%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.21%

  20. Tony George (85 votes [9.74%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.74%

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#101 wrighty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 21:41

this thread has no Bernie Ecclestone and is therefore incomplete.

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#102 jonpollak

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 00:08

First it's the kids at the end of page 1 getting all tied up in the minutiae of a single post..Then, YOU WRIGHTY ?
Of all the frickin' people in this thread who should realise the gist of what's happening here.
My incredulity is off the charts now

In the words of that frizzy haired tennis player.
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?!?!?!


TREBLE ASSHAT
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#103 rijole1

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 00:25

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Honestly, can you not figure it out?. We have an important point to make and refuse to be subtle or clever.

spacekid and The Ultimate Worri.. cracked the code.
How is it you two cannot?
Jp

'I don't care, I do what I want, because I know what I'm doing'
- rules and codes do not interest me my dear :kiss: - (should I say ASSHAT now???)

#104 Tony Mandara

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:50

Well....that was an easy question!


Er...there's a lot of asshats around here, isn't there?  ;)

#105 swerved

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:32

Basher Asshat.


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#106 Jackman

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:57

How did I not make the list?

#107 jonpollak

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 13:13

Well, that's a bit better now... rijole1, Tony and swerved.

RE: Mr. Jackman,
You haven't done anything ASSHAT worthy in ages.
HOWEVER, coming into this thread is a small step in that direction.
But having said that..Sorry darling, one must try harder.
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#108 Ross Stonefeld

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 13:56

How did I not make the list?


It's not a politics thread

#109 Jackman

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 16:42

It's not, but you've got to admire that last picture by Jp: that is genius-equse.

#110 Velocifer

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 17:14

Only thing this useless thread does is to reveal which side has the biggest haters.

#111 LuckyStrike1

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 17:28

I voted for one of the options.

#112 aditya-now

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 17:46

Unbelievably, posts deleted.

If you really are unable to understand or accept the spirit in which this thread was started, or what it is about the posters named in the poll which makes them comfortable enough with each other that they do not see this as a personal attack, then I suggest you PM one of THEM to find out. If, having done that, you are still uncomfortable with the concept or existence of the thread, PM one of the mods. Complaining about it in the thread itself makes you an asshat.

There is a poll, so vote. No obligation if you prefer not to, and no comment needed.


Best mod post of the year! :up:


#113 jonpollak

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 19:31

It's not....

Well... it IS Jim, but not as we know it.

Only thing this useless thread does is to reveal which side has the biggest haters.

AH HA
Getting warmer..

Jp

#114 gm914

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 19:36

Don't you mean ASSHAT?

#115 senna da silva

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 19:50

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#116 jonpollak

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 19:58

Don't you mean ASSHAT?

זה מה שאמרתי
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#117 Smile17

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 23:27

I voted Fernando Alonso, because he's just good at everything he does ;)

#118 santababy

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 02:24

So its a race between the boss & his driver.
Come on Fernando, you can do it!
Don't you lose to LdM by 3 votes!

Edited by santababy, 15 December 2012 - 02:26.


#119 OfficeLinebacker

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 03:07

I voted

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#120 TheNewStig

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 07:57

I'm surprised that Fernando Alonso get so many votes.What do i miss?

#121 Jambo

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 13:26

For sure it is a big test for us I know we are working flat out to get all we can from our resources and will not be satisfied with anything but being the best and there is always more to be found some times we are better than others but always we have our goal in front of us.

Jp



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#122 Tsarwash

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 13:31

I want to vote again.


And again and agian and again. I want my vote to count fifteen times. Because I feel that I am just more important than everybody else. Please Santa...

#123 jonpollak

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 14:23

You mean you haven't 62 multiple accounts like 3/4's of everybody here Tsar?
I want your vote to count more than anyone else's too.
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#124 the9th

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 14:41

Not sure I'm breaking any rule here, but mine is bigger than yours.
By the way, voted for Kurt! I mean, I think I got this one...;)

Ed: Twice now. Same account. Come on, not saying bigger than Laura's. Just sayin.. Sleepy. Feeling.
Merry x-mas you guys and gals!

Edd: Yikes, it's still the 15th, not the 25th!

Edited by the9th, 15 December 2012 - 15:12.


#125 jonpollak

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 14:52

... mine is bigger than yours.


Your what?
Jp


#126 Jambo

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 14:54

I didn't vote for anyone!

#127 Blackmadonna

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 14:56

There is nobody to vote for on that list because Horner is missing. Or wait- Marko would even be better.

#128 jonpollak

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 14:57

Just here for the 'entertainment' eh Jambo?
Jp

#129 Tsarwash

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 15:01

You mean you haven't 62 multiple accounts like 3/4's of everybody here Tsar?
I want your vote to count more than anyone else's too.
Jp

Thank you. Maybe we can petition the mods so that my posts appear in a larger text than everybody else's do. That would be a start. :wave:


#130 sharo

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 15:08

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#131 the9th

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 15:23

Your what?
Jp

You're not keeping up with the rest of us, jon. My pain. My pain in racing. : p

Eddy: Ass in the hat, Jack Roush, deserves an honorable mention.

Edited by the9th, 15 December 2012 - 15:26.


#132 BetaVersion

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 20:00

It's not, but you've got to admire that last picture by Jp: that is genius-equse.


what is genious about having David Cameron's face pasted into Margareth Tatcher's face?

PS: what does asshat is supposed to mean in this thread? I looked for the meaning of it, using google, and it has many

#133 jonpollak

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 16:27

what is genious about having David Cameron's face pasted into Margareth Tatcher's face?

PS: what does asshat is supposed to mean in this thread? I looked for the meaning of it, using google, and it has many


what is genious about having David Cameron's face pasted into Margareth Tatcher's face?

PS: what does asshat is supposed to mean in this thread? I looked for the meaning of it, using google, and it has many

Sorry for the delay BetaVersion.
I am guessing that Engerlish is NOT your first language.
Nothing wrong with that but I am having difficulty understanding your misunderstandings.

1). "genious": Did you mean genus? |ˈjēnəs|
a grouping of organisms having common characteristics distinct from those of other such groupings.
This makes perfect sense to me as the two objects have definite common characteristics distinct from those of other such groupings.
IE:Political ASSHAT'S

2). "Margareth Tatcher": hmm, rather plumby that, sounds like you could be a lord or at least have an inherited seat in the house.
You're not 'having us on' are you?

3). "what does asshat is supposed to mean in this thread?" : ASSHAT IS as ASSHAT DOES
3.1). "I looked for the meaning of it, using google, and it has many"..
Well yes, it certainly does, here is what I found

Jp

#134 TheUltimateWorrier

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 17:22

Lol that post may have been one of the greatest I've ever read, thank you!


Another asshat to not mention;

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#135 jonpollak

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 19:13

THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT PICTURE

silly..ŧ§∏å+
It's TAHSSA ONE.
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#136 Red17

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 22:37

Of course they do... Ross
Jeez Louise :rolleyes:
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Finally! A nascar joke that I understand!

Ah yes, I voted for Kurt, Luca and Takuma. I have left all others voteless because I want them to keep on racing for another year and supply the much needed break in those boring races.

Also, this list is massively flawed, BECAUSE IT HAS NO GENERAL MONTOYA!
I will lodge a protest to Charlie once this post is done. Expect a special investigation and court to follow.

No, I did not vote for Jp. I fear the Jinxes more than I fear Bernie.

#137 gm914

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 23:23

No, I did not vote for Jp. I fear the Jinxes more than I fear Bernie.


I have learned to embrace the jinxes. It's an uncanny ability he has. :eek:

#138 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 23:44

After weeks of deliberating, I voted for Tony George. Not because of anything he's done, it's just that you should never trust a man with 2 first names.

#139 Risil

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 00:23

After weeks of deliberating, I voted for Tony George. Not because of anything he's done, it's just that you should never trust a man with 2 first names.


Better than someone whose surname is an abstract noun

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#140 Andrew Hope

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 00:34

Better than someone whose surname is an abstract noun


Ricky Bobby I presume? Nice to meet you!


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Posted 18 December 2012 - 00:52

Sorry for the delay BetaVersion.
I am guessing that Engerlish is NOT your first language.
Nothing wrong with that but I am having difficulty understanding your misunderstandings.

1). "genious": Did you mean genus? |ˈjēnəs|
a grouping of organisms having common characteristics distinct from those of other such groupings.
This makes perfect sense to me as the two objects have definite common characteristics distinct from those of other such groupings.
IE:Political ASSHAT'S

2). "Margareth Tatcher": hmm, rather plumby that, sounds like you could be a lord or at least have an inherited seat in the house.
You're not 'having us on' are you?

3). "what does asshat is supposed to mean in this thread?" : ASSHAT IS as ASSHAT DOES
3.1). "I looked for the meaning of it, using google, and it has many"..
Well yes, it certainly does, here is what I found

Jp



sorry for upsetting your ego.

You are a genius! Feels better now :yawnface:

Edited by BetaVersion, 18 December 2012 - 22:52.


#142 Alx09

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 02:13

If Marko was in the poll it would be a close fight Luca vs Marko.

#143 Lazy

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 10:51

Flat landings?


#144 jonpollak

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 18:06

BetaVersion:
Apologies ...it's a vain attempt humour.
My ego is WAY to large to notice any deflation from a post on the internet.
But please, strictly as a sociological study, tell me what country you are from?

Better than someone whose surname is an abstract noun

Boy Howdy, ya really got me on the abstract noun surname Ris.
Swede Savage?

I am equall struggling with Lazy's 'Flat Landings" anagram as well..

Obviously One is having a pre-Christmas brainfart. Brought on, no doubt, by a overly tight fitting ASSHAT

Jp



#145 gm914

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 18:13

tight fitting ASSHAT
Jp


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#146 Andrew Hope

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 18:21

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So if Danica's ass was a hat, what ass hat is it? I don't see much to work with. Flat caps are kinda boring.


#147 gm914

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 18:55

So if Danica's ass was a hat, what ass hat is it? I don't see much to work with. Flat caps are kinda boring.

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#148 jonpollak

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 19:38

So if Danica's ass was a hat....



Whatdaya mean IF?
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#149 Risil

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 19:52

Boy Howdy, ya really got me on the abstract noun surname Ris.
Swede Savage?


Take a look at the guy I was responding to.

Drivers with adjectives for surnames are a whole other kettle o' fish. Aside from Swede "The Noble" Savage, American racecar driver and briefly Grand Prix racer Pete Lovely is one delightful example. Others include Scott Sharp, Grand Prix rider Paul Smart, and the late Gordon Smiley.

I think we may need a separate thread for this.

Edited by Risil, 18 December 2012 - 19:53.


#150 Andrew Hope

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 19:53

Whatdaya mean IF?
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Come on man. If Danica had some real booty like that she might not have been passed 30 times a race in every race she's run the last 10 years.

Edited by Andrew Hope, 18 December 2012 - 19:55.