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Poll: Biggest AssHat in Racing (453 member(s) have cast votes)

Who do YOU think is repugnant beyond salvation..

  1. Jp (51 votes [5.84%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.84%

  2. Kevin Harvick (17 votes [1.95%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.95%

  3. Danica Patrick (49 votes [5.61%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.61%

  4. Lewis Hamilton (54 votes [6.19%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.19%

  5. Kurt Busch (35 votes [4.01%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.01%

  6. Kyle Busch (34 votes [3.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.89%

  7. Takuma Sato (7 votes [0.80%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.80%

  8. Fernando Alonso (106 votes [12.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.14%

  9. Eddie Jordan (39 votes [4.47%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.47%

  10. David Croft (24 votes [2.75%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.75%

  11. Will Buxton (38 votes [4.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.35%

  12. Ryan Newman (8 votes [0.92%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.92%

  13. Kimi Raikkonen (18 votes [2.06%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.06%

  14. Sebastian Vettel (74 votes [8.48%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.48%

  15. Luca di Montezemolo (114 votes [13.06%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.06%

  16. gm914 (19 votes [2.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.18%

  17. Narain Karthikeyan (28 votes [3.21%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.21%

  18. Pastor Maldonado (45 votes [5.15%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.15%

  19. Marco Andretti (28 votes [3.21%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.21%

  20. Tony George (85 votes [9.74%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.74%

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#151 TheUltimateWorrier

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 20:00

Better than someone whose surname is an abstract noun

Will Power?

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#152 Risil

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 20:11

Will Power?


Exactly.

Star of the 1967 South African Grand Prix John Love is another. Piers Courage. Jochen Mass. NASCAR drivers Mike Bliss and Scott Speed.

My favourites are drivers with verbs for surnames whose names therefore form complete sentences, like Boris Said.

#153 TheUltimateWorrier

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 20:12

My favourite is from Shooting Stars. True or False; Jeremy Irons? Best verb name :)

#154 Lazy

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 20:25

I am equall struggling with Lazy's 'Flat Landings" anagram as well..

Not actually an anagram

Biggest Pain in Racing ? --> flat landings from jumps

#155 BetaVersion

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 23:00

BetaVersion:
Apologies ...it's a vain attempt humour.
My ego is WAY to large to notice any deflation from a post on the internet.
But please, strictly as a sociological study, tell me what country you are from?


yeah. That's the way to go :up:

I wasn't bashing you, though, in any form at all. I merely said to the guy that that photoshop wasn't that great.

PS: I can't tell you my country because you can't make a sociological study based on a single individual, the same way as I wouldn't assume all your contrymates to be like you.

#156 jonpollak

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 15:06

Take a look at the guy I was responding to.
Drivers with adjectives for surnames are a whole other kettle o' fish.


Boy double howdy I look like a superannuated ASSHAT now, not able to look above or tell the difference between an abstract noun and an adjective. Perhaps some of the constricted funny bones here have left an indelible effect I can't displace?

Yeah, that's it Jp, blame the others...I should run for office huh.
Jp

#157 Kelateboy

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 15:12

I'm surprised that Fernando Alonso get so many votes.What do i miss?

He is the driver of the year. He currently leads Vettel by 30 votes. :yawnface:

#158 Tony Mandara

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 15:26

^^ I think that comment (probably) earns you an ASSHAT!




Why had this thread slipped to Page 5??!!

What's wrong with you people? Do you not know what an opportunity you are missing here?!




I'm tempted to label you all ASSHATS! (only I don't have the time as my telephone won't bloody shut up! :evil: )

Edited by Tony Mandara, 11 January 2013 - 15:27.


#159 jonpollak

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 15:41

vibrate..
Jp

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#160 jonpollak

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 16:57

oh my gosh..
Would ya believe we have an F1 livery designed for us now by the ever creative the9th .

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There are some terrific ASSHAT designs on the Create The Livery Competition 2013.
Check it out

Jp

Edited by jonpollak, 23 January 2013 - 14:29.


#161 W154

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:31

Impolite mate? Really?...
Come on, it's not meant to ruffle your petticoat.
Let me offer you some urbane reciprocity..
hello, how are you, why I'm fine thank you, would you like a cup of tea? How are the petunia's getting on,oh wonderful, nice sunny day today,quite.

Maybe your Ms. Fun and Games can come round and rent you a sense of the absurd.
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So, you must have voted for Jp then right?
One shall presume this therefore earning you the coveted ASSHAT.... and that little yapping dog posting below ya too.

Jp

I was enjoying scrolling through the comments and then I came across this vomit inducing photo. Excuse me while I go and" toss a salad".

#162 Brother Fox

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 04:01

Is there another meaning of that I'm unaware of? Or is it a clever reference to 'asshatting'

#163 Kingshark

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 04:05

I see that Alonso has had an enormous number of votes, which does not surprise me the least. That is why, for the biggest pain in racing, I'm going to say Raikkonen for the sake of saying Raikkonen, along with the fact that the Kimi fanbase has had a vendetta against Alonso since 2005. :lol:

#164 repcobrabham

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 04:59

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#165 smoothcrim

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 08:06

How can this thread be taken seriously with no Jacques Villeneuve on the list?

#166 jonpollak

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 12:59

Is there another meaning of that I'm unaware of? Or is it a clever reference to 'asshatting'


I am afraid the heat has gotten to our dear W154 as he has just made ASSHAT of the month with that 'TOSS A SALAD' reference.
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How can this thread be taken seriously with no Jacques Villeneuve on the list?

Seriously!?!?
obviously an oblivious irony-void Kimi fan posting here so let's offer up another ASSHAT for twinkle toes.
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Jp

#167 Zippel

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:15

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What the hell?! :rotfl:

She’s obviously found something she hasn’t grasped outside of a Subway.

Edited by Zippel, 23 January 2013 - 06:20.


#168 teejay

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:24

George W Bush seemed to do a great job of inheriting something big and decent and making a mess of it.

The George name sure seems to stick in like circumstances.

#169 Ali_G

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 10:03

The answer here is Tony George by quite a distance.

#170 aportinga

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 12:30

This poll tells me one thing:

Nowhere near enough people on Autosport know Marco Andretti.


Yeah they seem to get worse and worse with each generation.



#171 jonpollak

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 14:17

"...look at you now."

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#172 JamesRaynor

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 15:17

I am afraid the heat has gotten to our dear W154 as he has just made ASSHAT of the month with that 'TOSS A SALAD' reference.
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:rotfl: :clap: :rotfl: :clap: :rotfl:


#173 jonpollak

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 16:42

BUMP..
(on account of some seriously boring ass topics on the forum at the moment)
Jp

#174 ApexMouse

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 16:52

What, you mean you aren't interested in the drivers wives!?!

My picks: Darren Heath (Please be silent and take pics. Theres a good boy.) Every time I read one his tweets I wish ill upon the man. Involving tuna and a large amount of cats.
Niki Lauda (Please be silent. No no, thats all.)
Eddie. (Let us consider for a moment the ramifications of the consequences of whatever he was just prompted with on an unrelated subject, but in my day at Jordan we won races with a team and budget, of 7.)

Perhaps an honorable mention for Stephane Bloody Ratel.

Edited by ApexMouse, 28 January 2013 - 16:53.


#175 SonnyViceR

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 16:52

BUMP..
(on account of some seriously boring ass topics on the forum at the moment)
Jp


Are you familiar with this cheerful fella, jp?

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#176 juicy sushi

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 17:34

My candidate is a write in...

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#177 f1gooner

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 17:56

Bernie.The man comes up with one mad idea after another.Time for the retirement home I think. :p

#178 jonpollak

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 17:06

What, you mean you aren't interested in the drivers wives!?!

Seeing that you have only just moved into the neighborhood I should cut you some slack...
HOWEVER..
You have TWICE exhibited that you do not read things from the beginning !

Firstly, just jumping in and declaring Svetlana Boginskysya or whomever an asshat.
Then intimating the Drivers Wives thread is not up my straßße.

This MUST earn you at least a Freshman ASSHAT
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Jp




#179 ToXiCiTy

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 17:09

Too many.

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#180 aportinga

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 17:30

What, you mean you aren't interested in the drivers wives!?!


Lets merge...

Biggest pain in the ass wife...

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#181 ApexMouse

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 17:43

Seeing that you have only just moved into the neighborhood I should cut you some slack...
HOWEVER..
You have TWICE exhibited that you do not read things from the beginning !

Firstly, just jumping in and declaring Svetlana Boginskysya or whomever an asshat.
Then intimating the Drivers Wives thread is not up my straßße.

This MUST earn you at least a Freshman ASSHAT
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Jp

My most humble apple-ogies. :(
I shall take this freshman asshat as a proud rite of passage. And then proceed to have my head dunked in the toilet by those beastly sophomores some more :lol:

Also, it appears that LdM, not content with his presidential ambitions, is eyeing a move to the senior clergy....

Edited by ApexMouse, 29 January 2013 - 17:46.


#182 Red17

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 21:13

My most humble apple-ogies. :(
I shall take this freshman asshat as a proud rite of passage. And then proceed to have my head dunked in the toilet by those beastly sophomores some more :lol:

Also, it appears that LdM, not content with his presidential ambitions, is eyeing a move to the senior clergy....

And you are lucky Jp didn't issue you a jinx.

This is my candidate:
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#183 jonpollak

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:42

Lets merge...
Biggest pain in the ass wife...
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Sandy Espinosa
Nice HAT btw..
Jp

Edited by jonpollak, 30 January 2013 - 12:09.


#184 mattferg

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:57

I see that Alonso has had an enormous number of votes, which does not surprise me the least. That is why, for the biggest pain in racing, I'm going to say Raikkonen for the sake of saying Raikkonen, along with the fact that the Kimi fanbase has had a vendetta against Alonso since 2005. :lol:


Perhaps it has nothing to do with Raikkonen, and has to do with Alonso feeling the need to big himself up all the time, comment on everything, his huge ego and political tactics off the track?

#185 MarileneRiddle

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 08:50

Perhaps it has nothing to do with Raikkonen, and has to do with Alonso feeling the need to big himself up all the time, comment on everything, his huge ego and political tactics off the track?

:rotfl: Agreed.

But really, if you want to count the number of fan-bases Alonso may have angered, why stay just at Kimi? Add to that Hamilton (2007), McLaren (2007), Piquet Jr. (if he even has a fan-base), Massa (2010), Sebastian (2012) and Red Bull (2012).

Is there any wonder that he has so many dislikes? :lol:

#186 bourbon

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 09:32

Seeing that you have only just moved into the neighborhood I should cut you some slack...
HOWEVER..
You have TWICE exhibited that you do not read things from the beginning !

Firstly, just jumping in and declaring Svetlana Boginskysya or whomever an asshat.
Then intimating the Drivers Wives thread is not up my straßße.

This MUST earn you at least a Freshman ASSHAT
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Jp


But maybe more entertaining than watching the others kissing the hat away...?

#187 jonpollak

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:26

:rotfl: Agreed.

But really, if you want to count the number of fan-bases Alonso may have angered, why stay just at Kimi? Add to that Hamilton (2007), McLaren (2007), Piquet Jr. (if he even has a fan-base), Massa (2010), Sebastian (2012) and Red Bull (2012).

Is there any wonder that he has so many dislikes? :lol:


CUT..
No no darling..
You've missed the mark on your entrance here..
Go out and come back in again..this time with a little more thought and feeling
You DID read the script didn't you?

And ACTION..

Jp


#188 MarileneRiddle

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:35

CUT..
No no darling..
You've missed the mark on your entrance here..
Go out and come back in again..this time with a little more thought and feeling
You DID read the script didn't you?

And ACTION..

Jp

I am sorry if I offended any Alonso fans here (really). But I had thought that, with Kingshark singling out Kimi fans for the high volume of "Biggest Pain" votes, I could make a slight joke on how many people Alonso could have angered with his coloured history. That is why I used the emoticons to show it was light-hearted banter. After all, any and all drivers will upset one or another fan-base sooner or later.

I once again apologise if I offended anyone or went against posting rules. :|

#189 jonpollak

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 13:03

I am sorry if I offended any Alonso fans here (really). But I had thought that, with Kingshark singling out Kimi fans for the high volume of "Biggest Pain" votes, I could make a slight joke on how many people Alonso could have angered with his coloured history. That is why I used the emoticons to show it was light-hearted banter. After all, any and all drivers will upset one or another fan-base sooner or later.

I once again apologise if I offended anyone or went against posting rules. :|


And for that literal response, to your ever so lovingly delivered stage direction, you are now the proud owner of an..
I JUST DON'T GET IT ASSHAT
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PS.. Someone call the casting department in here pronto and tell them to find me an ingénue with some perceptiveness damnit !
Jp

#190 juicy sushi

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 19:00

Mrs. Sanders?

Now I have an inexplicable craving for wings...

#191 Sin

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 19:11

.... the guy who thought it was a great idea to build a Theme Park at Nürburgring, a track laying in the middle of the Pampa, hard to get to especially if you don't have a car ;I

and hell who says I need to have a car or even a driving license just to like motorsport? ;I

#192 fum3s

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 19:17

Threads that live past their best-before date. We're seeing the new cars already! Back in business! Hiatus over! Hallelujah!

#193 Ross Stonefeld

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 19:55

Are you familiar with this cheerful fella, jp?

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Pfft, that's not even the biggest crook in American sportscar racing :p

#194 juicy sushi

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 19:58

Pfft, that's not even the biggest crook in American sportscar racing :p

Before or after [unpaid] tax?

#195 Ross Stonefeld

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 20:00

I was thinking of the dude that ripped off Grand-Am people a few years back Henri or something. I should remember better, we had a mutual friend and I knew about his racing plans like TEN years ago.

#196 DampMongoose

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 21:39

No Bernie, No Markko???

#197 Red17

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 21:58

No Bernie, No Markko???

They belong into the special category, also, Bernie would probably ask for money if you posted his picture. The man already sold his own battered picture...

#198 jonpollak

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 22:03

Threads that live past their best-before date....

:lol:
EGG-SACKLY
However, as long as people have something stupid to say you'll see this old horse trotted out 'till the cows come home.

Jp

#199 jonpollak

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 22:10

No Bernie, No Markko???

You know better than to come in here and start don't you..

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#200 SonnyViceR

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 22:10

:lol:
EGG-SACKLY
However, as long as people have something stupid to say you'll see this old horse trotted out 'till the cows come home.

Jp


Something like this? :wave:

BUMP..
(on account of some seriously boring ass topics on the forum at the moment)
Jp