Rules are real simple:
- You can make your sentence as long or as short as you want.
- The funnier the better.
- After 100 posts I'll compile it all and edit it into the first post (i.e. this one) and we can read it all in one go, for shits and giggles.
- The less sense it makes the better, so don't be shy!
- You can contribute more than one line, but please try to wait for at least 5 people to post before you go again!
I will write the first line to start us off, and our letter opens like this:
First of all, I must congratulate you on the 2012 Formula One season, which was such a smashing success I know you're not just a pretty face, or even one.
Edited by Andrew Hope, 20 December 2012 - 18:59.