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#51 R Soul

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 23:44

And on the subject of money, I recently received an email from a Nigerian doctor who needs somewhere to store his money, so if you give me all your bank account details I can pass them on to this trustworthy man.

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#52 Superbar

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 10:11

btw, I strongly feel that all the gridgirls, drivers and team staff should do the Gangnam style dance on the grid before race start.

#53 Jay101

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 11:03

Or even during the race start could be good, what ever you think is best bernie, because we know you only want whats best for F1.

#54 Andrew Hope

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 18:05

Speaking of grid girls, I have several ideas regarding them, the first of which is to ban any form of clothes as part of the FIA's noble attempts at cost-cutting, although knee-high socks and festive hats are still allowed, and nevermind worrying about any kids in the crowd, if they can handle blood and guts video games all day they can handle seeing a bit of clunge at the race track.

Edited by Andrew Hope, 22 December 2012 - 18:07.


#55 Red17

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 20:06

Be sure to send the Hublot left-overs to the enclosed address, failure to comply will get you no pudding!

Edited by Red17, 22 December 2012 - 20:07.


#56 aditya-now

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:13

That said, I conclude my letter and remain, as ever

Your truthful, faithful

F1 fan

with exhausted funds due to ticket prices and Sky television
no fun

P.S.: I love you, nonetheless, and will do so forever


#57 bourbon

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:52

I've just seen a photo of you I have not seen before - you were apparently attacked by thieves. You look terrible. I have decided I don't love you after all. But I do still want your money.