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#51 R Soul

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 14:12

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Bernie denies that his request for a high five has a thinly veiled request to talk to the hand

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#52 jjcale

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 15:24

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To much surprise, Ali G has become on the world's best a kart racers.


.... fixed that for you.

Edited by jjcale, 14 January 2013 - 15:29.


#53 jstrains

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:59

Fernando presenting his 2013 challenger and his personal driver

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#54 jjcale

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 17:04

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No, I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing.
We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight...


...as in the classic by Ray Charles and George Jones

Edited by jjcale, 15 January 2013 - 17:11.


#55 Watkins74

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 17:08

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"Will the person responsible for making F1 the greatest sport in the world please raise their hand."

#56 Sin

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 17:45

Fernando presenting his 2013 challenger and his personal driver

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Fernando: "Are you sure this is where Kimi and Vettel live Felipe?"
Felipe: "It sure has Ice... Man"

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#57 Richard T

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 18:54

"Will the person responsible for making F1 the greatest sport in the world please raise their hand."


:up: :wave:

#58 Desdirodeabike

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 19:15

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"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me, me."

#59 Seanspeed

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 01:47

Judge: "You probably wouldn't tell the truth for a million dollars, would you?"

Bernie:

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#60 Brother Fox

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:05

Today we are bidding on one near-new soul. A perfect replacement for those that have none, or have previously sold theirs.
We'll open the bidding at 1 million pounds.
Do I hear 1 million?

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#61 BoozeBaron

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 11:58

Have at...

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#62 Sin

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 15:55

not from 2012 buuut still Captionable (And I'm not sure if it was used before... oh well...)

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#63 Zava

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 17:40

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what is this? a le mans prototype car for ants?

#64 Zava

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 18:15

hokay, some good material:

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#65 jjcale

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 21:33

Poor old HK - no takers??

Nobody loves him, nobody cares for him at all ...


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....
This morning, I had to go ride the blinds,
I've been mistreated, Lord, I don't mind dying.

People tell me walkin' blues ain't bad;
Worst old feeling I most ever had.
People tell me the old walkin' blues ain't bad.
Well it's the worst old feeling, Lord, I most ever had.


Clapton's version of Walking Blues

Apologies to anyone who thinks its sacrilege not to use the "original" version by Robert Johnson.

Edited by jjcale, 18 January 2013 - 21:47.


#66 Brother Fox

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 23:26

Zava :up:

#67 fastlegs

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 20:17

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" I agree Fernando. I'm just as shocked as you. But Luca said he wants Felipe to lead the team in victories this season, so he selected this car for you."

Edited by fastlegs, 21 January 2013 - 05:56.


#68 fastlegs

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 20:21

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BE: " Your honor, could you please define the word "truth" for me."

#69 halifaxf1fan

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 20:34

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HK: " OK that's it, I've seen enough. I am out of here! "

Edited by halifaxf1fan, 19 January 2013 - 20:35.


#70 andrewf1

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 22:13

BE: " Your honor, could you please define the word "truth" for me."


:lol: :lol:

#71 BoozeBaron

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 05:40

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HK: " OK that's it, I've seen enough. I am out of here! "


I feel bad for HK.... Really think he deserves a mid-pack ride - and not understanding why he's (prolly) getting the boot - as he's been loyal to Caterham since Day 1 (or so it seems) - Am kinda shocked at the hatchet job Caterham is now doing on him... We all know it's about pay drivers $$$$ and that's a shame... DRS and $$$ have ruined the heart of F1 driving (IMHO) - Either way, hope he finds a new seat, soon.

#72 Cool Beans

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 05:56

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Don't worry Fernando. The mean people who qualified ahead of you have agreed to take a penalty. Now head on backstage, Felipe has done the setup and installation lap on your girlfriend, she's all ready for you.

#73 Cool Beans

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 06:05

Nico Hulkenberg trying his seat at Sauber
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Ok, now let's try three at a time. Barry, bring another jar of that industrial strength lube.

#74 leojagpreet

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 21:18

Don't worry Fernando. The mean people who qualified ahead of you have agreed to take a penalty. Now head on backstage, Felipe has done the setup and installation lap on your girlfriend, she's all ready for you.



lol :rotfl:


#75 prty

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:26

Disturbing :lol:
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#76 Owen

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:35

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^ A dummy. With a Bridgestone safety promotional guy next to him.

#77 jjcale

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 14:12

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LH thinking: WTF - There's more new top level hires than bloody cars round here ...

#78 jjcale

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 14:15

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Kim Il Ham of the People's Democratic Republic of AMG addresses his excited comrades*





* dont blame me - that's what the press agency said....

video evidence of the cheering men and fainting women

Edited by jjcale, 22 January 2013 - 14:19.


#79 maverick69

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 14:26

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Bernie uses sign language to tell the judge his height in feet and inches.......

Edited by maverick69, 22 January 2013 - 14:26.


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#80 Owen

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 14:27

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LH "Wow, so you're saying you've all been made technical directors here?"

#81 Tony Mandara

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 14:35

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"Good evening Brackley! Anyone from Croydon here tonight?"

"Two nuns walk into a pub carrying a......."


#82 superstring

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 18:17

"Good evening Brackley! Anyone from Croydon here tonight?"

"Two nuns walk into a pub carrying a......."


:rotfl: :rotfl:

#83 billm99uk

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 18:57

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Your Honor, I'd like to take the fifth amendment.

What do you mean, you don't have that in Germany?

#84 Sin

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 19:57

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"See that is our new Spycam in the Marussia Garage. Got a special feature: one click of the button... and.... Booooom"

Edited by Sin, 22 January 2013 - 20:00.


#85 Risil

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 21:14

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"If you'll just type your PIN number here, Monsieur Pic, we can get on with the seat fitting."

#86 olliek88

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 21:19

"If you'll just type your PIN number here, Monsieur Pic, we can get on with the seat fitting."


:lol: :D

Edited by olliek88, 22 January 2013 - 21:19.


#87 BillyWhizz

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 21:43

"If you'll just type your PIN number here, Monsieur Pic, we can get on with the seat fitting."



Excellente!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

#88 BillyWhizz

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:05

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BCE: "Hiya Max, you old fruit! What are you doing here? Back at the old day job are you?"

MM (out of picture): "nnnngggghhh!!"





#89 Brother Fox

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:21

"If you'll just type your PIN number here, Monsieur Pic, we can get on with the seat fitting."

:up:

#90 midgrid

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:41

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"Mr Ecclestone, could you please indicate your age when you sold your soul to the devil? Thank you."


#91 Tony Mandara

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:12

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And this button will make us go 5 seconds per lap quicker......only Bernie says we're not to use it."

#92 philhitchings

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 13:50

Risil :) :up:

#93 F1ultimate

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 16:45

"If you'll just type your PIN number here, Monsieur Pic, we can get on with the seat fitting."


You win.

:lol:

#94 Sin

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 18:51

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"See that coat on the wall? That's where you gonna end up!"

alternatively

"Uhm... Vitaly.... that's not what the boss meant when he said you shall bring him a Playbunny to keep racing with us!"

(no harm meant but that picture just asked for a caption xD)

Edited by Sin, 24 January 2013 - 19:12.


#95 Scorg

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 18:54

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

AAAhh warned yooooooooooo!

#96 gm914

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 19:49

The Great Toto Wolff round-up ain't over yet... (hopefully with working pictures!)

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Hi Toto, just got your email. Sorry. I have enough on my plate here. Best regards, Adrian.


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Hi Toto. No, I've got a stake in the team. Yes I know you could if you wanted to, but sorry. I'm happy here.


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Hi Toto. Very attractive offer. What'd Newey say? Oh. Think I'll pass then.


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Hi Toto. Yeah, you just caught me. Heading out the door now. No, Woking. Woking. I know. They're gonna shit!. See ya.


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Hi Toto. Can you please un-block me from twitter?



:)

Edited by gm914, 24 January 2013 - 23:15.


#97 Kingshark

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 21:06

Credit for this caption goes to evolutionut from F1Fanatic.

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#98 toxicfusion

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 22:17

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LH thinking: WTF - There's more new top level hires than bloody cars round here ...


Isn't his championship winning McLaren just round the bend?

Good job they didn't include that :lol:

#99 HaydenFan

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 22:22

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

AAAhh warned yooooooooooo!


Winner, winner, chicken dinner!



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#100 Neolew

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 22:35

Fernando Alonso's Renault 'team-mates' Nelson Piquet Jr, Romain Grosjean and Sakon Yamamoto.....


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