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[SR388]

"I am too drunk to taste this chicken"


And thus a state was born.





After a weekend of curious right turning action NASCAR is back at an oval, and they brought all their friends along.


Thats right, not a double down of NASCAR racing,



But a Double-Double Down of NASCAR racing!!





Tonight at 8pm we have the Craftsman Trucks on Speed
On Friday we have Busch Series at 7:30 on ESPN
And adding in the 7 special spices and seasonings is the Winston Cup Series on Saturday, 7:30 on TNT.




Mr. SR388, why is this OP so half assed?


I am busy.



Where is Kentucky?

Above Tennessee in a limbo of not in the south but too weird to be in the midwest.



What are they known for?


Booze, and sending hideous players to the NBA








I expect NASCAR to catch good ratings this weekend since NOTHING else is going on in America. This is what we call the dead period in the USA. NBA is done, NHL is done, MLB isn't super important before the All-Star game in July, and it is too early to think about the NFL. So now it is time for NASCAR to get its shine box on.


I also expect Kyle Busch to run every race and ruin everything for everyone.

Edited by SR388, 27 June 2013 - 16:45.

[Watkins74]

Tony Stewart "I ate the bones"

[discover23]

they make bats

[Ross Stonefeld]

Bonus for posters trying to keep their girlfriends interested

[OfficeLinebacker]

Bonus for posters trying to keep their girlfriends interested

My gf booked a dinner cruise for us on Sat night.

But hey, it's Kentucky. Who cares?

[Ross Stonefeld]

So MotoGP is Saturday morning, NASCAR is Saturday evening, F1 is Sunday morning.

Wtf are we going during the day on Sunday?

[gm914]

Expect John Wes Townley to do something either spectacular (66/1) or spectacularly stupid (3/5), to draw those TV cameras closer to his Zaxby's truck, as he races at The Colonel's home track.
He'd better be careful.

[Andy35]

"I am too drunk to taste this chicken"


And thus a state was born.





After a weekend of curious right turning action NASCAR is back at an oval, and they brought all their friends along.


Thats right, not a double down of NASCAR racing,



But a Double-Double Down of NASCAR racing!!





Tonight at 8pm we have the Craftsman Trucks on Speed
On Friday we have Busch Series at 7:30 on ESPN
And adding in the 7 special spices and seasonings is the Winston Cup Series on Saturday, 7:30 on TNT.




Mr. SR388, why is this OP so half assed?


I am busy.



Where is Kentucky?

Above Tennessee in a limbo of not in the south but too weird to be in the midwest.



What are they known for?


Booze, and sending hideous players to the NBA








I expect NASCAR to catch good ratings this weekend since NOTHING else is going on in America. This is what we call the dead period in the USA. NBA is done, NHL is done, MLB isn't super important before the All-Star game in July, and it is too early to think about the NFL. So now it is time for NASCAR to get its shine box on.


I also expect Kyle Busch to run every race and ruin everything for everyone.

Here's a picture of a healthy apple for all our American fryends ( get the play on words ;) )

http://www.latestin....erasi-Kedua.png

Well, near enough.

Imagine if Sir Isaac Newton was American and when thinking about gravity a Wendy's Baconator fell on his head. The whole history of science could have been changed.



Andy

Edited by Andy35, 28 June 2013 - 07:06.

[Deluxx]

That apple.

Tony Stewart "I ate the bones"

oh god rofl

My gf booked a dinner cruise for us on Sat night.

But hey, it's Kentucky. Who cares?

at least you can watch trucks? maybeh? And whats a dinner cruise? Boat restaurant? Sounds exotic

So MotoGP is Saturday morning, NASCAR is Saturday evening, F1 is Sunday morning.

Wtf are we going during the day on Sunday?

troll the forums

[gm914]

Aww yeah!

Bubba fastest in first practice *fistbumps SR388*
Cale Gale fastest in final practice *fistbumps Dilla*

[Andrew Hope]

Who's he gonna fistbump next?

[gm914]

Who's he gonna fistbump next?

Depends. Quali is on now.

[gm914]

Ouch. Brett Moffitt slaps the wall on his first quali lap. *fistbumps...Todd Bodine?*

[gm914]

Ryan Blaney takes the pole-

DWallace Jr
Townley (see?)
Gaughan
Coulter
KyBusch
Crafton
Quiroga
Peters
and Miguel Paludo round out the Top10

[Dilla]

Matt Crafton 1st in first NW practice; Cole Whitt in an unsponsored Tri-Star Motorsports car third.

Edited by Dilla, 28 June 2013 - 00:07.

[gm914]

Matt Crafton 1st in first NW practice; Cole Whitt in an unsponsored Tri-Star car third.

Awesome.

Anthem's over-somebody git that gal a metronome.
Michael Waltrip sporting a goatee/'stache combo this week. Evil Mikey?

[Deluxx]

Anyone else have 'Welcome to camping world' in their heads now?

You cheering for KyBu gm?

[gm914]

You cheering for KyBu gm?

With Townley running 2nd and Kyle 3rd, I'm cheering for something...

[Deluxx]

haha.

Was about to type they're all pretty close together but... yeah

[Deluxx]

Nuuuuuu 62

[gm914]

I believe his engine has Gaughan.

[Deluxx]

I believe his engine has Gaughan.

[Deluxx]

BK got lucky with that caution

[Dilla]

Save of the year by. . . John Wes Townley?!?

Edited by Dilla, 28 June 2013 - 01:19.

[Dilla]

C'mon, man. . .

This is how someone can lead the most laps so far for the season but yet be stuck back in 8th place.

Edited by Dilla, 28 June 2013 - 01:25.

[gm914]

FFS Bubba nooo!!

[OfficeLinebacker]

Expect John Wes Townley to do something either spectacular (66/1) or spectacularly stupid (3/5), to draw those TV cameras closer to his Zaxby's truck, as he races at The Colonel's home track.
He'd better be careful.

That save was pretty spectacular.

[OfficeLinebacker]

at least you can watch trucks? maybeh? And whats a dinner cruise? Boat restaurant? Sounds exotic

Indeed. It's a floating restaurant on the Potomac called the Odyssey, I think.

[gm914]

That save was pretty spectacular.

Sure was. I'm sure he was screaming "BUYMYDAD'SCHICKEN!!!" through the whole episode.

[Watkins74]

I like you guys so I feel kinda bad that you are about to be Kyle Busched again.

You guys better stretch before you grab your ankles....don't want to hear about any pulled muscles.

Edited by Watkins74, 28 June 2013 - 01:46.

[gm914]

Indeed. It's a floating restaurant on the Potomac called the Odyssey, I think.

Sounds like a nice date OLB. When was the last time Samantha Busch had date-night, ya think?
Sam's Diary:
"Kyle is such a romantic. He booked a hot-air balloon ride.
Unfortunately it was the Goodyear blimp above the track, so I could watch him race again.
Still, nicer than the hauler..."

[Dilla]

Kyle Busch put Blaney into the wall.

Sucks.

[gm914]

I am cheering for Ty Dillon. Don't you see what you're making me do Kyle Busch??

[Dilla]

This should be Darrell Wallace's win, easy.

[gm914]

Solid runs from Quiroga and Paludo. Buescher needed that Top 5.
Hopefully Gale got rid of some rustiness and will get another opportunity soon. P13.
Moffitt P14 after a disastrous quali and starting from the back.
Bubba Wallace. Dude...

[gm914]

Oh, Deluxx? Good night, sweet prince.

[Dilla]

Somerace, all those laps led will lead to a victory.

I was kinda hopeful that assuming Vickers moves to the 55, Wallace would be the guy in the Gibbs #20 in 2014, but I'm kinda hoping that he returns to the Truck Series next year, unless he stop throwing away Ws.

Dover wasn't his fault, the Truck fell off; but this race and Charlotte were in his hands and he kills the truck.

Iowa feels like a Darrell Wallace-type track, so I expect him to be fast again.

Plus, no Cup guys likely with NW and Cup being in New Hampshire that weekend.

Edited by Dilla, 28 June 2013 - 02:32.

[Dilla]

Another solid run for Quiroga. . .dude's got speed when he is not binning the truck into the fence.

[Deluxx]

BUBBA NOOOO...

Ty pullin down the house. Fun race at the end there. Kentucky isn't too bad

[gm914]

Drivers Standings:

1) #88-Matt Crafton, 319
2) #4-Jeb Burton, 297, -22
3) #3-Ty Dillon, 279, -40
4) #31-James Buescher, 275, -44
5) #98-Johnny Sauter, 272, -47
6) #29-Ryan Blaney, 272, -47
7) #62-Brendan Gaughan, 267, -52
8) #32-Miguel Paludo., 248, -71
9) #54-Darrell Wallace, Jr., 236, -83
10) #17-Timothy Peters, 234, -85

[Deluxx]

Sounds like a nice date OLB. When was the last time Samantha Busch had date-night, ya think?
Sam's Diary:
"Kyle is such a romantic. He booked a hot-air balloon ride.
Unfortunately it was the Goodyear blimp above the track, so I could watch him race again.
Still, nicer than the hauler..."

Hahahah how did I miss this

Oh, Deluxx? Good night, sweet prince.

Oh lordy....

[SR388]

Dammit Bubba! Sobs.

[SR388]

Ugh, I am distraught.

Someone say something to cheer me up.

[Dilla]

Someone say something to cheer me up.

Bubba has lead the most laps so far this year in the Truck series? Though, that can make it more depressing.

[SR388]

Bubba has lead the most laps so far this year in the Truck series? Though, that can make it more depressing.

Now the tears are starting to flood the living room.

[Deluxx]

Ugh, I am distraught.

Someone say something to cheer me up.

The magic got the 2nd draft pick!

[Watkins74]

Ugh, I am distraught.

Someone say something to cheer me up.

Planes and Buses leave Tennessee every day!

Edited by Watkins74, 28 June 2013 - 04:23.

[gm914]

Ugh, I am distraught.

Someone say something to cheer me up.

Ty Dillon's hat is shitface drunk right now.

(Sorry 'bout the race, man.)

[SR388]

The magic got the 2nd draft pick!

The Grizz picked a bunch of scrubs!

Planes and Buses leave Tennessee every day!

Only if said buses and planes go far far away. Like Charlotte.

Ty Dillon's hat is shitface drunk right now.

(Sorry 'bout the race, man.)

Ty Dillon needs to hit the treadmill.

Thanks for the condolences.




Maybe Lewis and the Mercs will be fast today.

[SR388]

My main concern is just, how long of a leash is Bubba gonna get. Like if he doesn't win this year, does he get a ride next year?

The speed is there. The talent is there. The car control is there.


The race-craft isn't.