This idea is real easy to follow. Everyone is welcome to participate, provided you remember this is only for fun (da lulz, as the kids say). I've seen similar things work on other forums, so I expect we can make a decent attempt here.
Our mission is simple: we are going to write the 2014 season before it happens, one sentence at a time. From pre-season testing straight through to the end of the championship. The story of course will change with every new post, and at the end of it we'll have a somewhat-coherent write up of next year before it happens. This could be a Senna or this could be a Deletraz. Let's at least aim for an Alesi or Berger. And remember, the whole point is to make a thread for some laughs in today's new God-to-Ferrari, Jesus-to-Red Bull rumors Racing Comments forum. The less this story reads like what will actually happen, the better. Everyone makes a 1-sentence post roughly following the one before them, and we write the whole season before it starts!
So everyone gets the idea, here's an example of how it might go:
First person posts:
"Pre-season testing for 2014 began at Jerez, where Red Bull shocked no one by running quickest on the first day, thanks to their new Adrian Newey-designed finger-diffuser".
Second person posts:
"Not to be outdone, Ferrari attempted to steal the Austrian team's thunder by pointing out that their drivers, Alonso and Hulkenberg, were the fastest drivers that didn't have the best car".
Third person posts:
"McLaren issued a press release later in the day to remind everyone that if nothing else, at least their trucks and transporters had been fastest to get to the circuit that morning".
etc.
That's just an example. And we go on and on in that vein. Everyone got the idea? I'll start us off. The first sentence of our 2014 epic is..
"Testing started for the 2014 World Championship on a warm, sweaty day in Spain, and although Ferrari had been impressive, that had been several years ago, and they were well behind the Red Bulls, Mercedes, Lotuses, and van der Garde's Caterham at the end of Day 1".
Go!