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[Andrew Hope]

Brought a red and blue Minardi home first in the rain
Taste my first drop in the ocean of champagne
No one's gonna ask "Hey Seb, who designed your cars?"
When they see my trophy mountain stretching into the stars

 

They say I ain't deserving, I ain't the best of my times
Say it's all the car and Dietrich's nickles and dimes
They say "In a Sauber that boy wouldn't do ****"
Then how come I just retired your Aussie grit?

Mark's gearbox splitting up at the seams
Got more titles in 12 months than Lewis has in his dreams
Ferrari can't mess with the plans and the schemes, it seems
Second-best forever for ten of the teams

My fire just caught, the embers just beginning to burn
Don't matter if they put me with Ricciardo or Vergne
It ain't Newey in your dreams and in your nightmares
It's the Finger killing all your little hopes and your prayers

 

Mark says to me "Seb, how come you always the best,

and I'm 6th, I ain't even the best of the rest?"

I'm blessed, who would've guessed,

with the heart of a lion pounding in my chest

 

It ain't personal Mark, I take them all with ease

the wind at my back, a storm or a breeze

It's all I know to leave the haters in awe

So good luck with Porsche when you go to Le Mans

Put Fernando or Kimi in that little red seat
50 mil a year buys you nothing but defeat
Get the Hulk or Romain in a top ride
They always a bridesmaid, they never the bride

 

From Australia to Brazil, it's like a tiger I strike

Own more countries than Hitler at the height of the reich

Hungary next year a new age will dawn

I'll raise more hell in Budapest than Gengis Khan

 

Wrecked more calendars than an ancient Mayan
on the podium a kitten, on the grid a lion
7 straight from pole, the champ's just flyin'
don't think any of these bitches are even tryin'

 

Some FIA chump come up and say "Mister,

I need to have a look at Kate's Dirty Sister

I need to check some stuff at the front and the back

see why you 10 seconds up after one lap of the track"

 

I say you don't need to see her, you need to look at my shoes

the talent's all there, to let me cruise

You don't need to see Kate or any of my hoes

It's my ability and humility that gave me 4-in-a-row

I got news for you, I got news to sing
I'm a four-time champ, I'm a four-time king
Got a blood red sword and a bull on my shield
Getting away with murder on the rest of the field
 

I'm the great of the era, I'm the undefeatable man

Checo yourself before you wrecko yourself, and

I'm the belle of the ball, I'm the star of the show

One more title, and I'm tying Fangio

 

So don't disrespect, say "He's nothing like Prost"

'cause some bullshit blown diffuser exhaust

Can't prove no bendy wings, no traction control

I'm the best in the world and

 

VETTEL WINS LOL

Edited by Andrew Hope, 11 November 2013 - 17:56.

[EthanM]

just ... no

[Zava]

 

damn, roomies gave me a weird look for the lulz, thanks!

[Andrew Hope]

just ... no

It's only a bit of fun. I might do a Kimi rap next.

[dau]

It's only a bit of fun. I might do a Kimi rap next.

 

Already exists.

 

Edited by dau, 11 November 2013 - 18:32.

[P123]

Haha!  Not bad.

[Andrew Hope]

Already exists.

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=pfElckgKbPE

 

Okay, or something else, you humorless pedant.

[dau]

Okay, or something else, you humorless pedant.

Try Paul Di Resta.

[SealTheDiffuser]

no Vettel fan, but this is hilariously funny, great work!   

[P123]

Try Paul Di Resta.

 

He's perfectly articulate, unlike Kimi.

[FullThrottleF1]

Most of that stuff isn't true,but its nice to have a rap based on peoples opinions of vettel.

[DevilsCry]

 

I looooooved it! (Really, I'm not being sarcastic!) Bookmarked this thread. Eagerly awaiting your rap on Kimi! 

[RosannaG]

It's only a bit of fun. I might do a Kimi rap next.

 

Yes please, do it... I can't wait... 

[Muppetmad]

Andrew, as always you bring a smile to my face on a dark, dreary evening. Much appreciated

[Maustinsj]

Save us

[ollebompa]

Most of that stuff isn't true,but its nice to have a rap based on peoples opinions of vettel.

Are you calling him a liar? That kind of disrespect isn't looked kindly upon in the world of gangsta rap. 

[P123]

Are you calling him a liar? That kind of disrespect isn't looked kindly upon in the world of gangsta rap. 

 

Look at who you are addressing- he doesn't back off from anything!

[SpaMaster]

Fantastic! Top-notch!!

 

PS: Very much looking-forward to Kimi's..

Edited by SpaMaster, 11 November 2013 - 19:35.

[Sin]

 

xD I like this one some teen made it I guess xD... but funny

Edited by Sin, 11 November 2013 - 19:40.

[Wanderer]

 

xD I like this one some teen made it I guess xD... but funny

 

Hilarious 

 

As is Andrew's rap, great work! 

[Andrew Hope]

Save us

I will .

[ollebompa]

 

xD I like this one some teen made it I guess xD... but funny

 

For those who dosen't know German do you mind explaning what they're saying?   

[FullThrottleF1]

Ollebompa

Its actually a coded message saying that all other F1 drivers are rubbish.

[Sin]

Ollebompa

Its actually a coded message saying that all other F1 drivers are rubbish.

 

not really you don't speak german do you?

 

and well about Vettel he says... the fast Vettel wins, except for the last part where he is like and Kimi wins and Vettel 'oh oh'

 

and about the rest, well for Rosberg he says he stays #2, for Hülkenberg he says, he got no chance, for Maldonado he says he is always out, for Grosjean he says he does not crash anymore, for Massa his tyres blows up, Button pouts, Alonso is strategizing with twitter.... and , for Webber Multi 21, and for Lewis that the Mercedes does not hold for long, and for Sutil he sings about a flying wheelnut

Edited by Sin, 11 November 2013 - 20:06.

[fabr68]

Vettel needs to do the Miley Sirrus impersonation and it will be complete.

[ollebompa]

not really you don't speak german do you?

 

and well about Vettel he says... the fast Vettel wins, except for the last part where he is like and Kimi wins and Vettel 'oh oh'

 

and about the rest, well for Rosberg he says he stays #2, for Hülkenberg he says, he got no chance, for Maldonado he says he is always out, for Grosjean he says he does not crash anymore, for Massa his tyres blows up, Button pouts, Alonso is strategizing with twitter.... and , for Webber Multi 21, and for Lewis that the Mercedes does not hold for long, and for Sutil he sings about a flying wheelnut

Haha! Thanks 

[ollebompa]

Ollebompa

Its actually a coded message saying that all other F1 drivers are rubbish.

Still no lie.

[Maustinsj]

I will .

Boy, I hope so 

[DaddyCool]

Lmao, great work 

[deepsouth]

Very good.

[Iranie]

So good that I pee'd a spoonful, much appreciated.

[Andrew Hope]

So good that I pee'd a spoonful, much appreciated.

That's gross, you're welcome.

[Longtimefan]

I don't remember Seb in a Minardi..?

[ANF]

Please pin this topic and never take it down!

[Les]

Oh dear... I viewed the title of this thread with utter fear thinking that Seb was about to unleash a rap record upon us. Even if he did he would have to be trying hard to better this effort: 

 

He does, however, have one (rather crap) musical moment behind him: 

[Sin]

I wished Seb had one like this:

 

 

maybe if he retires... the best F1 song I ever heard and I don't even like Schumi much

 

also I ****ing want into that archive room o.o

Edited by Sin, 11 November 2013 - 22:57.

[1Devil1]

I don't remember Seb in a Minardi..?

 

TorroRosso ex Minardi team

[Buttoneer]

Andrew that's truly beautiful.  I imagined R Kelly singing it acapella and it moved me almost to tears until I remembered his rap sheet.

[Andrew Hope]

Thanks. I just gotta keep living, and keep rapping. I'll do a Kimi one tomorrow.

[plumtree]

http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=aqYeipxwDHI

 

xD I like this one some teen made it I guess xD... but funny

This is oddly addictive. 

 

I wished Seb had one like this:

 

http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=vaUS8nM6omY

 

maybe if he retires... the best F1 song I ever heard and I don't even like Schumi much

 

also I ****ing want into that archive room o.o

There was something like this........... https://vimeo.com/79149404 Rocky 

 

 

+1 for  Di Resta rap. 

[RosannaG]

Thanks. I just gotta keep living, and keep rapping. I'll do a Kimi one tomorrow.

 

Yes please, keep living, keep rapping and keep posting your raps here... 

Edited by RosannaG, 12 November 2013 - 01:16.

[garagetinkerer]

Andrew that's truly beautiful.  I imagined R Kelly singing it acapella and it moved me almost to tears until I remembered his rap sheet.

Here's something which may bring more smiles to your face

 

[garagetinkerer]

@Andrew Hope

Man it was pretty good

 

Also, don't mind the obvious baiters

 

Cheers!

[Sin]

if one of you ever does something like this

 

 

for Seb vs. whoever

 

I will love you to death ;)

[Romulan]

 

I left my throne a million miles away
I drink from your [k]it
I sing your blues every day
Now give me the strength
To split the world in two yeah
I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you

Well I sing ... Space Lord Mother [Mother]

[kenkip]

Own more countries than Hitler at the height of the reich

 

My favorite line!Love it Andrew!

Do you have a beat to rap it to,like a current song which I can relate to?

[Wiggy]

Thats brilliant, haha. Someone record it for the tubeyous?

[Andrew Hope]

Own more countries than Hitler at the height of the reich

 

My favorite line!Love it Andrew!

Do you have a beat to rap it to,like a current song which I can relate to?

Nah, I left that up to the listener. I'll do the Kimi one to the tune of some actual song and post it, and then after that if I'm not bored of my rap career I'll try and make di Resta interesting.

[Buttoneer]

Hmmm - the difficult second album.  Good luck with that.

[sopa]

Andrew, you've got some talent I have to say.