Oh..yeah.. Räikkönen rap..
I'm the coolest and the calmest of the ice-cold Finns
Got more dots in my name than Romain has wins
More disciples than a God from Athens or Rome
Won in red, in black, and I won in chrome
Drove my first race for Sauber in 2001
First day of a decade I continue to stun
the crowd, they shout, "Kimi please don't go,
ten more years of Seb would really blow"
I ain't scared of that kid, it's all in his car
just 'cause cans of Dietrich's piss turned him into a star
Some say I can't take him, I'm scared, or I'll run and I'll hide
I'll shove that finger so far up his ass he'll pick his nose from the inside
Got my first win with McLaren, all skill and no luck
Coulda lapped the whole field in an ice cream truck
Montoya was the only cat who ever got close
but then he went to NASCAR, eatin' Doritos
I drive quick drunk, sober or sleeping, all faster than Massa
when it sunny and hot or wet and it rains
so full of ice cream and vodka those nerds at NASA
could fly a rocket to the moon with the blood in my veins
Maranello sat me down to give Nando a shot
Paid me 50 million Euros to get drunk on my yacht
Then Williams call me up and say "Kimi we gotta admit
You faster than Rubens even when you're taking a ****"
Been sitting on pole for 12 years now
And all around the world I continue to wow
12 years and y'all still don't know how my name is spelled
You just know you see it, and you don't see "Heidfeld"
I left the circus, it's true, I got sick of it all
I knew I'd be be back, I knew I'd show y'all
it ain't easy to keep racin' if the race is all snores
and you so rich you got a bank full of whores
They call me out now and say "He don't got heart"
but I turned Grand Prix driving into an art
They say "What's his motivation? Will he continue to race?"
I ain't always smiling, but I'm always an ace
Went to America where I plyed my trade
Fell asleep in NASCAR so I decided to stay
with rally, where I owned it all with ease
even when I'm sitting upside down in the trees
Now I'm in red again for the next two seasons
Quick as hell I don't need no reasons
Got one title with them and now I'mma get two more
fight the fight, the battle, the crusade, the war
I was faster than Massa, now I'm taking his spot
I'm coming for you Fred, whether you ready or not
Don't run or cry 'cause you know it's true
The whole world's gonna hear it:
"KIMI'S FASTER THAN YOU"
Edited by Andrew Hope, 13 November 2013 - 19:59.