I'm going to level with you. I need your help here.
I won't explain how or why but last week I found myself rooting around the bins at the Place de la Concorde. Aside from a few miscellaneous items like a manuscript entitled "Why I had to stop Ayrton Senna and here's how I did it", by some guy called J Balestre and an order confirmation from Bernie's Bondage Emporium with a delivery address to Woking or somewhere, which I quickly discarded, I found a document containing a full list of winners of the FIA's yet-to-be-announced Annual Awards Barbecue and Karaoke Evening. It had the official FIA letterhead on it so the possibility of a hoax is close to zero.
However, some tool spilled Tipp-Ex over half the document and the category they won the award in is totally illegible.
Typical eh? But fear not, netizens and netizeuses of this forum, all is not lost. Ingenuity in numbers. As Confucius said, "If you can't come to a decision, ask everyone in your village for advice." I think we can gazump the FIA and discover all their award winners, months or possibly years before the Awards Barbecue actually takes place. I'll list the winners, you come up with the categories. At the end there might be a poll or something.
Here we go:
1. British F3 hotshot Takuma Sato
2. Menace to society Pastor Maldonado
3. NASCAR fan's favourite Austin Dillon
4. Lotus F1 driver Davide Valsecchi
5. Popular Canadian Andrew Hope
6. Four-time world champion T-1000
Okay then. Post away. Don't make me look bad.
Edited by Risil, 26 November 2013 - 22:18.