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Posted 05 December 2013 - 13:41
HI I'm Paul Page, and tonight on the Autosport Forum, we have the CART PPG Grand Prix of IndyCar Unofficialdom.
What will 2014 bring in the IndyCar series... more stock phrases from me now that I'm back on the radio? A greater lack of global recognition for probably the best racing series in the world right now? Juan Montoya eating Helio for breakfast? Who knows, but I'm sure Derek Daly will have some pointless musings on it later in the show...
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Posted 05 December 2013 - 13:51
I like this. ALOT.
Edited by Peat, 05 December 2013 - 13:52.
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Posted 05 December 2013 - 15:10
Can't have Indycar without a pointless split to divide fans, can we?
Member
Posted 05 December 2013 - 15:11
Has the Facebook like always had a cuff button?
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Posted 05 December 2013 - 15:13
HI I'm Paul Page, and tonight on the Autosport Forum, we have the CART PPG Grand Prix of IndyCar Unofficialdom.
What will 2014 bring in the IndyCar series... more stock phrases from me now that I'm back on the radio? A greater lack of global recognition for probably the best racing series in the world right now? Juan Montoya eating Helio for breakfast? Who knows, but I'm sure Derek Daly will have some pointless musings on it later in the show...
Is it wrong that in my head that came out exactly in his voice?
Member
Posted 05 December 2013 - 15:19
MMmmmmmmm, hookers.
Neil
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Posted 05 December 2013 - 15:22
Has the Facebook like always had a cuff button?
I'm reporting you to the governing body for spamming this unofficial thread with Off-Topic posts 
Jp
Reason for Edit: Removing any inkling of officialdom
Edited by jonpollak, 05 December 2013 - 15:23.
Member
Posted 05 December 2013 - 15:57
Is it wrong that in my head that came out exactly in his voice?
It happened to me as well when writing it.
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Posted 05 December 2013 - 16:11
Unofficial Theme for the Official Unofficial Indycar therad*
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=bfh9SwRCHtw
*strategic misspellings to avoid copyright infringement
Member
Posted 05 December 2013 - 16:18
Straying close to some form of officialdom there Ross, but you're good.
Just found some unofficial proof that Daly pronounced King Hiro's name wrong too... http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ssVXtmjl-Xk
Page's mangling of Villeneuve's name is somewhat reminiscent of what JV did to Hiro's car there too...
Edited by DanardiF1, 05 December 2013 - 16:20.
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Posted 05 December 2013 - 16:31
Unofficial Theme for the Official Unofficial Indycar therad*
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=bfh9SwRCHtw
*strategic misspellings to avoid copyright infringement
Scratch what I said above. The when I read the OP it sounded like that.
I played that a lot.
Member
Posted 05 December 2013 - 17:11
Page's mangling of Villeneuve's name is somewhat reminiscent of what JV did to Hiro's car there too...
Nope..that IS the way you pronounce it.
Vill Nev
Jp
Member
Posted 05 December 2013 - 17:21
Nope..that IS the way you pronounce it.
Vill Nev
Jp
Officially or Unofficially?
Member
Posted 05 December 2013 - 17:47
Un-officiously..
Obviously.
Jp
Racing Sims Forum Host
Posted 05 December 2013 - 18:42
Who was the US announcer who would say "Villenoo"?
Member
Posted 05 December 2013 - 21:34
Who was the US announcer who would say "Villenoo"?
All of them?
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Posted 06 December 2013 - 10:03
And now a word from our sponsor
Jp
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Posted 08 December 2013 - 03:04
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 20:01
It's behind the paywall, so here's some UNOFFICIAL quoting of Mario Andretti nay-saying like a pro. What a hero. He thinks the Winter Series is a Duke Nukem Forever of a non-starter of an idea, too.
You know what? I've lived in the business all my life. He comes from tennis, or whatever. Why doesn't he pay attention to some of the things that actually have worked? The facts that we are actually facing?
I raced at the first and second Daytona 24 Hours. Ferrari, Porsche, all the main teams were there. There was nobody around. Today, you have the main NASCAR stars turn up, IndyCar stars... nobody there [in the stands].
You go to Sebring, and it's elbow-to-elbow. Why? No ambience [at Daytona]. There is not a single road-racing circuit inside an oval anywhere on this planet that draws [a crowd]. The Lausitzring: DTM has its smallest crowd there, because nobody wants to go there.
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Posted 16 December 2013 - 20:02
I was just reading that.
So I think Mario raises some good points but at the same time doing the same old stuff hasn't really worked either.
Edited by PayasYouRace, 16 December 2013 - 20:22.
Member
Posted 17 December 2013 - 01:59
We take the old ideas, throw some stupid twist to it, then wonder why it does not work.
Member
Posted 17 December 2013 - 02:12
Thus is the IndyCar cycle...
Member
Posted 17 December 2013 - 02:38
Get the company to get me a green card and Ill come over and tell them straight for like 100k a year, which I imagine is 1/100 of what the current CEO makes
Member
Posted 17 December 2013 - 11:59
Green Card?
You don't need no stinking Green Card..
Jp
Member
Posted 17 December 2013 - 14:51
Green Card?
You don't need no stinking Green Card..
Jp
Come through Canada though.
The gringos are armed and itchy to pull the trigger.
Member
Posted 17 December 2013 - 16:30
Jp
Thank-you sir, for the new avatar.
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 16:32
I'm glad I have other ways to contact you...
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Posted 18 December 2013 - 17:07
Thank-you sir, for the new avatar.
It's my pleasure dear fellow.
Remember...
Bad is the New Good.
Jp
Edited by jonpollak, 18 December 2013 - 17:07.
Member
Posted 19 December 2013 - 04:27
It's my pleasure dear fellow.
Remember...
Bad is the New Good.
Jp
How I loathe that women. Beautiful, but such a truly bad person.
Member
Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:39
Edited by jonpollak, 15 January 2014 - 12:24.
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Posted 23 December 2013 - 22:39
Indycar thread plebs and misfits! Remember those insightful, well-written and most of all powerful posts that used to bring meaning to your pathetic lives by previewing every race thread?
Voting is nothing but nervous craving of the popular will and you might as well not bother, but you can intimidate poor, deluded liberals lining up to exercise their petty, grubbing "right" to vote for their favourite OP here. Currently leading the running for identikit establishment stooges is Andrew Hope, and you can overturn him for a brief carnivalistic thrill to distract you from the drudgery of your daily insect-like existence, not that it'll make any difference in the long run.
Member
Posted 28 December 2013 - 04:32
Well well now.. such heartfelt emoting from a dedicated race fan!!!
Only goes to show you what a fine actor January truly is
Or did you mean Keirnan?
I think you need some counseling .
Jp
Oh, I mean Betty. I thought she was the dumb housewife at first, but you soon realize, she is just a crazy b**** (already on double secret probation, so better not use bad words).
Member
Posted 17 January 2014 - 18:01
Seeing as our series is now without a title sponsor I felt it necessary to tip a hat to Izod and honor their participation.
All Hail 'participation'
Jp
Member
Posted 18 January 2014 - 19:18
It's not whether you win or lose, it's definitely whether you participate. I'd certainly like to participate in that redhead... 
Neil
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Posted 04 April 2014 - 11:22
Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Definitely too much information from Power, but very impressed with Helio's car impressions!
And now a word from our sponsor
Jp
Looks like your sponsor may have problems attending any events this year!
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