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#351 Zava

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Posted 22 June 2014 - 10:38

  next up in the elderly fan column:

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Elderly fan wins Ferrari joyride



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#352 garagetinkerer

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 05:47

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sauce: http://www1.skysport...sh-frustrations

Chris Medland (crash.net): " You lost 1.9s across the two stops to Nico, very evenly split in each stop. Is that frustrating, because for a long time you were running about 1.9s behind Nico at the end and did the team tell you the reasons for it?"

Nico Rosberg: You could say that all you want sunshine, i won. :p


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#353 Nemo1965

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 19:07

  next up in the elderly fan column:

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Elderly fan wins Ferrari joyride

 

 

'Oh, look Ferrari even brought with them my original balaclava... what... do I feel there? Oh wow! It is my ear! I finally found it'

 

 

 

 

 

(PS: Before any Lauda-fan states this is too cruel. Once Willy Dungl and Niki Lauda visited the site of Niki's accident. A policeman came up and asked rather aggressively: 'What are you doing here?' And Niki said: 'I am looking for my ear.')



#354 garagetinkerer

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 19:23

 

 

'Oh, look Ferrari even brought with them my original balaclava... what... do I feel there? Oh wow! It is my ear! I finally found it'

 

 

 

 

 

(PS: Before any Lauda-fan states this is too cruel. Once Willy Dungl and Niki Lauda visited the site of Niki's accident. A policeman came up and asked rather aggressively: 'What are you doing here?' And Niki said: 'I am looking for my ear.')

 

:up: :rotfl:



#355 Nemo1965

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 20:23

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Chris Medland (crash.net): " You lost 1.9s across the two stops to Nico, very evenly split in each stop. Is that frustrating, because for a long time you were running about 1.9s behind Nico at the end and did the team tell you the reasons for it?"

Nico Rosberg: You could say that all you want sunshine, i won. :p

 

Funny, but it could be shorter.

 

Nico: 'You finished 1,9 in front of Lewis. He lost 1,9 at his pitstops. What are you thoughts about that?'

Nico: '...' (Says nothing, nothing at all.)



#356 jee

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 20:24

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*Maldonado with Massa Jr.



#357 garagetinkerer

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 20:32

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*Maldonado with Massa Jr.

Witness Maldonado destroy team harmony at Williams </sarcasm>

(i read a bunch of stuff on forums, but heard little from the team, so :p )



#358 r4mses

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 22:22

[...]

 

(PS: Before any Lauda-fan states this is too cruel. Once Willy Dungl and Niki Lauda visited the site of Niki's accident. A policeman came up and asked rather aggressively: 'What are you doing here?' And Niki said: 'I am looking for my ear.')

 

 

There is an even funnier story I recall (I'm not 100% sure though, if it was really him or some look-alike). Lauda visits the location of his accident along with a female reporter. They're chatting about this and that. He then walks around in the gras/bushes next to the track and picks up something, yelling "look, found my ear!"... reporter freaks out :D



#359 Zava

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 07:39

There is an even funnier story I recall (I'm not 100% sure though, if it was really him or some look-alike). Lauda visits the location of his accident along with a female reporter. They're chatting about this and that. He then walks around in the gras/bushes next to the track and picks up something, yelling "look, found my ear!"... reporter freaks out :D

I heard it with Bernie and Niki visiting the place, and Bernie placing a fake ear at the site beforehand. :lol:



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#360 DampMongoose

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 11:51

There's another one when a reporter suggested that given the race in '76 was red flagged and restarted, Lauda wasn't officailly classified as starting the race.  To which he replied "if I didn't start the race what the f**k happened to my ear?"



#361 garagetinkerer

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 15:07

I heard it with Bernie and Niki visiting the place, and Bernie placing a fake ear at the site beforehand. :lol:

I think i remember reading it, almost a decade ago or so...



#362 eronrules

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 18:26

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Massa Jr: Uncle pastor, where are you taking me???

Pastor: we're gonna play a little hide and seek with your daddy.

 

later  that day ... ring ring ring ring 

 

Massa Sr : Hello, for sure who is this???

Pastor: listen Felipe baby, i have your baby ... you have until next race to give me my Seat back at williams or you won't see junya again. and don't call the police.

 

remember ... Maldonado is Smarter than you ... Can you confirm you understood that message?



#363 superstring

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 22:40

Massa Jr: Uncle pastor, where are you taking me???
Pastor: we're gonna play a little hide and seek with your daddy.
 
later  that day ... ring ring ring ring 
 
Massa Sr : Hello, for sure who is this???
Pastor: listen Felipe baby, i have your baby ... you have until next race to give me my Seat back at williams or you won't see junya again. and don't call the police.
 
remember ... Maldonado is Smarter than you ... Can you confirm you understood that message?


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#364 GoldenColt

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 22:42

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*Maldonado with Massa Jr.

 

Oh dear, hope the kid is well.



#365 garagetinkerer

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 23:09

Massa Jr: Uncle pastor, where are you taking me???

Pastor: we're gonna play a little hide and seek with your daddy.

 

later  that day ... ring ring ring ring 

 

Massa Sr : Hello, for sure who is this???

Pastor: listen Felipe baby, i have your baby ... you have until next race to give me my Seat back at williams or you won't see junya again. and don't call the police.

 

remember ... Maldonado is Smarter than you ... Can you confirm you understood that message?

Man, a bit disturbing, and low blow to two racing drivers in a single joke... good one.



#366 eronrules

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 01:43

Man, a bit disturbing, and low blow to two racing drivers in a single joke... good one.

for sure it's a joke  :D



#367 Brother Fox

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 03:01


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Kid to friends: I was just standing there, where I should have been and then BAM! He crashes into me

#368 garagetinkerer

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 03:43

for sure it's a joke  :D

Yes, i know it. :p However, it is not going to help stereotypes of Maldonado, is it :p

 

 

 

Funny, but it could be shorter.

 

Nico: 'You finished 1,9 in front of Lewis. He lost 1,9 at his pitstops. What are you thoughts about that?'

Nico: '...' (Says nothing, nothing at all.)

Ddin't want to quote someone out of context :p ESPN did it, and did it how when they quoted Haas about Ms. Patrick and why he would like to work with her. it is here somewhere... may be the page before this :D Priceless! What was funnier still, is that when i looked up images on a google search, i could not find a good pic of her in car by he name... Most of the pics at the top were not in a racing overall, or in a car or something.


Edited by garagetinkerer, 25 June 2014 - 03:50.


#369 eronrules

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 12:46

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#370 Darrenj

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 18:12

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*Maldonado with Massa Jr.

NOOOO NO don't give the child to HIM!!!!



#371 Darrenj

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 18:38

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TOTALly RENAULT's fault 


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#372 Darrenj

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 18:46

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#373 Nemo1965

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 18:51

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Meanwhile, Arnold Schwarzennegger junior is preparing for his role in 'Conan. The wonderyears.'



#374 Option1

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 20:12

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I win the freaking Austrian Grand Prix and all I get is a power saw!!  A freaking power saw!  Not even a nice drill set or a router with all those funny attachment thingies.

 

Neil



#375 jstrains

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 11:01

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 11:34

 

The Prince : How fast do these things go young chap?

LH : Well, it'll get me to the moon before you become king.



#377 Darrenj

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 15:33

c'mon guys, this is a great caption shot ;D

 

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Dear Kimi here is a list of things your SHOULD not do while at Ferrari this year. Pay special notice to the items  high lighted in yellow

Signed the Ferrari Crew 

 

Kimi- mitä vittua!!                                        (?)


Edited by Darrenj, 01 July 2014 - 15:34.


#378 Option1

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 16:33

So now that I've moved to Mercedes, how do you like your new F1 car, young Lewis?

 

It's very nice thank you, Mister Newe...................hang on!  You're not Adrian!!

 

Neil


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#379 swerved

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 17:35

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"NIce shocker and uniquely vented disc, but come on, wooden calipers ? Did Pat Fry design it ?"



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#380 Rob G

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 17:36

 

Lewis: "Only one knob to twiddle, and no monocoque to prevent people from seeing me twiddle it."



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Posted 01 July 2014 - 18:18

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"Wow! Didn't think I'd get the FA Cup for being kart champion!

Oh - I see, your Highness - it was the ears that confused me."

#382 garagetinkerer

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Posted 02 July 2014 - 02:08

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Raikkonen: ei Jäätelöä? WTF! I'm going to take a s#!t and a nap... let Alonso drive.

 

note: this was begging for it :D

 

 

edit:

 

You could have another version too:

 

TO DO LIST....

 

Raikkonen: " I know what i'm doing!"... Phew, hopefully, they'll leave me alone for a bit.


Edited by garagetinkerer, 02 July 2014 - 05:45.


#383 F. Scaramanga

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Posted 03 July 2014 - 17:08

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#384 jstrains

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 07:22

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#385 Maustinsj

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 15:25

This is my best snap from Silverstone:

 

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#386 jstrains

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 18:04

The trophy has moved to Wimbledon probably

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