Dear Mr. JP,
I am Prince in Nigeria and also worldly famous pizza shop owner and having $20 bazillion dollar to provide for sponsorship of this illustratatiive representing of my country.
Plese be sending to me your banking account details, and I be transferring immediately the $20 bazillion dollar to you for use on new raccing car. I only ask in return you be buying many pizza.
Yours being most sincere,
His Royal Highness, Prince Mansoor Ijaz*
* No relation to part-time owner of Lotus raccing cars - no not at all. he not me.
Edited by Option1, 31 January 2014 - 16:17.