Ah, Las Vegas.
The smells...The sights. The history.
What more could a fan ask for?
Las Vegas SuperSpeedway is a glorious 1.5 mile (2.4km) long race track,
with banking as high as 20 deg.
The track is surrounded by plenty of things to do, including a meet and greet with our own OLB*!
(*Bring your own sharpies, see site for details)
The weather looks like it won't play a factor this weekend, only some minor cloud cover.
(taken from Jayski/NASCAR...
add +/- 30 minutes for actual green flag
because nascar is like that)
NASCAR Pre-Race: FOX - 2:30pm/et
Television Race Coverage: FoxSports, 3:00pm/et
Green flag approx. 3:16pm/et
With two races into the schedule, NASCAR competition is already starting to heat up.
We already have two drivers locked into the chase;
Dale Junyah and Kevin "I made Kyle Busch finish backwards at Daytona" Harvick.
Who will come out as the next race winner locked in?
Who will you put your money on for winning this race?
I'm not sure.
Let's be honest. There probably are better things you should be doing with your money.
But if there isn't, here are some good betting tips for ya this weekend.
1. Bet on History. -
Jimmy John's son has the most wins here, with 4.
With multiple drivers still here from the inaugural race;
(Jeff Burton, Jeff Gordon, Bobby Labonte and Mark Martin), I'd bet on them.
2. Bet on a Busch. -
Hate them or hate them, you have to give it to them.
Count on at least one, if not all, of the Busch brothers doing something in
(*Not responsible for any lost wages due to Kyle winning another NNS race and not NSC
or Kurt messing up a hotel room with a metal champagne bottle)
3. Danica "PSP" Pat Rick -
Not sure if she's actually going to be something worth betting your money on,
but I just wanted to post this funny picture of her car plastered with
extra strength duct tape.
4. Never bet the house (or avatar...) -
Never bet your avatar on something silly.
Take my situation. I'm stuck with this beaster
Until bozo wins a race.
Will we ever be the same after this weekend?
Will the race be so profound that it changes our perception of all 1.5mi tracks?
Did you know Vegas alone consumes more than 60,000
pounds of shrimp daily?
I dunno. & That's alot of shrimp.
If you need that newfangled online live VHS tape website thing, I'm sure
a certain someone* will be able to help out with his
Nigerian streaming service**.
(*They don't accept major credit cards, only cash, check, or money order.)
(**When writing a check to be mailed out to them, make sure you leave the amount blank,
so they can fill it in for you.)