Ladies and Gents, without further ado I would like to present you with the thread absolutely no one was waiting for, the 2014 Pan-Germanic-Australian hunger games.
A long running tradition here at Autosport, providing a rich and textured history of cultural discourse in the form of hundreds of pages of poo flinging, grown men breaking and moderators setting new heights in most number of editor buttons utilised in a single post, all delightfully veiled behind several on topic posts.
With the shock exit of Muck Wibbah, Red Bull have searched the land far and wide to find a serious young gentleman to uphold it's core brand principals of being cool and stuff.
Retained is Sebastian 'Finger Boy' Vettel. A truly dominant and intimidating force against the established champions of the sport:
Over his F1 career he has successfully faced off against a French cry baby and Australian drama queen, in the process alienating hundreds of millions of people from both Taurine and the primary finger on their right hand.
Could we see a similar tale spun by Daniel "Smiley" Ricciardo, the young Italian-Australian-Englishman-Soon-to-be-Monegasque-but-will-then-no-longer-be-Englishman?
Will he single-handedly cultivate the smiles of the world and transpose them into frowns of pure pleasure? Only time will tell.
Previous threads (enter at your own peril):
Edited by slideways, 26 May 2014 - 08:50.