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#101 SR388

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:17

I hope everyone has their earplugs. Gonna be really noisy with them empty seats.

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#102 OvDrone

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:18

You turn your back for a second and a glass of gin, then suddenly Magnussen gets 3rd place, Bristol is wet (I would wish I knew a gal named Bristol) and my hoodie is gone. I am so angry that I am not angry anymore.



#103 nosaj100

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:19

Just realized they moved the race to Fox Sports 1...but I'm enjoying this Bob's Burgers on Fox. Bristol can wait.



#104 Dmitriy_Guller

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:19

Are they racing yet?  Fox didn't show anything a couple of minutes ago.



#105 Andrew Hope

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:23

TIMMAY!



#106 Andrew Hope

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:24

Lol, of course it was Danica who started the wreck.



#107 TimRTC

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:30

TIMMAY!

 

You called?



#108 Andrew Hope

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:37

You called?

 

You need to tell Timmy Hill how to use his breaks at the next international gathering of people named Tim.



#109 OvDrone

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:56

Hearing Darrel be excited, makes me less excited.



#110 Andrew Hope

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:57

Man, I just can't handle all this close racing.

 

Seriously, this is good shit.



#111 SR388

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 23:57

His wife is the same way. Constant headaches.

#112 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:00

It is but what about Melbourne?



#113 Exb

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:01

OK, I am still here and this race is great! :)

#114 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:05

Night racing is sugar on the cake.



#115 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:07

I don't think I said that right..

 

sugar on the tits.



#116 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:11

Tits and motorsport, three of the greatest things in our world.


Edited by OvDrone, 17 March 2014 - 00:11.


#117 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:25

Commercial caution, take a shot.



#118 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:30

You want to hear some funny shit? Of course you do. So listen to this:

 

https://soundcloud.c...on-say-cat-skid



#119 SR388

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:41

You want to hear some funny shit? Of course you do. So listen to this:

https://soundcloud.c...on-say-cat-skid


Chuckled.

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#120 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:42

Best race of the day but the fact that Kahne is mentioned quite frequently is making me sleepy.



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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:45

Best race of the day but the fact that Kahne is mentioned quite frequently is making me sleepy.

 

KISSY KISSY KASEY KAHNE



#122 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:46

Dustin' off a classic:

 

1jHYqzR.png



#123 SR388

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:49

Dustin' off a classic:

1jHYqzR.png


Best thing in history of photography.

#124 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:54

KISSY KISSY KASEY KAHNE

 

stahp.



#125 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:57

My money is on the 'eternal bro' Edwards.



#126 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 00:59

Good run from Smoke so far.

 

I think Hamlin is going to steal it though.



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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:02

Well it is something like 98.6% full moon outside, so that must mean a Hamlin win.



#128 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:06

Dat Harvick jinx.



#129 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:06

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kes :'(



#130 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:07

We fire now!



#131 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:12

Danica wrecking in the pits ahahaha



#132 Dilla

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:12

OMG if Almirola or Stenhouse steals this.



#133 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:12

wow, Danica, my little pony apocalypse pony.



#134 SR388

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:13

Talented driver they said. Not there because she's attractive. Take her seriously they told me.

#135 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:20

Brad doing the crust punk diy look.



#136 Dilla

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:24

Lolwut?



#137 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:24

REFCAR! REFCAR!



#138 SR388

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:25

Lol phantom caution.

#139 Dilla

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:26

Oh, it's raining. Nevermind.



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#140 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:26

Ahahaha they aren't even pretending there's debris anymore.



#141 SR388

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:26

Suddenly rain!

#142 Andrew Hope

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:27

We rain now!



#143 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:27

The 'Eternal Bro' takes it?



#144 Dilla

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:28

One of my favorite top-5s ever. . .aside from Fat Tony.



#145 Deluxx

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:28

Refcar refcar refcar

#146 Exb

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:31

I'm not quite sure what happened at the end there but definitely the best race of the day :)

#147 Deluxx

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:34

Someone's gonna get fired over this

#148 SR388

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:36

Someone's gonna get fired over this


Over what? The rain?

#149 OvDrone

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:42

aside from Fat Tony.

 

Shut up, just shut up.



#150 Dilla

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:43

Shut up, just shut up.

Make me.