Welcome to the paper clip!
Argh! No! Not that clip!
This clip!
Martinsville Speedway, a half a mile erm... oval, located close to the town of the same name (actually, Ridgeway is closer, but hey, who cares?)
Now... in a recent thead I wrote that Nascar has Daytona, Formula 1 has Monaco. The truth should be "Nascar has Martinsville" because this is the only track that has been used in every single year since Bill France set up Nascar. Yes, this fairly basic racetrack is older than Daytona Speedway, heck, it's problably older than most tracks in use today! And to help us keep track of how old the track is the race promoters give away a couple watches, for old times sake.
At the time of this writting Practice 1 has ended and Denny Hamlin (the dude who won two pointless races this year) is on top. Martinsville expert
and strong contenter to the Montoya Trophy Jeff Gordon (the dude above) is in the top 5.
Speaking of Montoya, Nascar has finally unveiled the new Air Titan, funny coincidence that it happens close to the Indycar opener, I mean, not trying to imply Montoya is an hazard to cleaners...
Martinsville also marks the return of ducks
er... trucks! You know...
Tundras
F 150's
Silverado's
And of course no RAM's around because the manufacturer keeps dodging Nascar.
Ahem!
So, we finally have the proper 3 tier weekend going. Go to Jayki's website for further information because im too on top of the hour and no one stepped up to make the thread and RL issues prevent me to brainstorm further.
Motors TV will not air the Nationwide-after-this-year-no-longer-on-your-side live nor air delayed the D.. Truck race. The duck! Oh wait! There isn't Kylewide racing this weekend!
Wire the usual paycheck to the nigerian representative closest to you and shut up if the servers go down. It's stolen signal! Go steal your own if you are unhappy!
The Sprint Cup race is sponsored by STP which is a good excuse to bring back a legendary livery (Williams, please take note)
Winnah gets ze golden sardine for ze grill
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Edited by Red17, 28 March 2014 - 18:54.