*Disclaimer:
*One things I find tiresome on this forum is the MotoGP thread. It's too big and clunky when I try to follow it on a race weekend. So, my proposal is, make a silly or super serious or both, main race thread. And keep the general banter about the season as a whole in that thread. So here goes my attempt:
Ok, dudes, dudettes and whatever Iannone is, the next two wheeled Formula 1 race is nigh and someone seems excited.
Where:
Kevin Schwantz seemingly helped design the warm, fuzzy track so I guess that's a plus, right? At least I love it.
When:
Sunday, 13th April, local time (GMT -5):
Moto3
11:00
Moto2
12:20
MotoGP
14:00
Why:
like, duh...
What happened last year:
Marquez showed Pedrosa what a real man is.
TV Schedule:
What damn TV? Nigerian all the way.
What is the deal with the 2014 season:
It started with the BahrainGP 2.0 in some sandy motorsportless location. Marquez (the lad) and Rossi (the gent) had a balls to the wall battle for the lead. Just like them good old days with past rivals of the Doctor i.e. Biaggi, Gebernau, Stoner, only this time it was with respect and common courtesy. Marquez won, with a half broken leg I might add, forcing me to really dig deep and rearrange my past notions of the lad.
At first, I disliked him because of:
and
and
and that shove he done on Luthi once. I can't find a video.
I was highly critical but the way he won last year's championship and his formidable on track performances made me think: 'Yeah, I know what? The dude's all right. One of the greats definitely. Shame Stoner isn't here to get seriously pissed.' So it's up to Jorge to get pissed instead. About him, last race he did this:
Which made me shiver with disgust, seeing I am a big fan of the man. Fortunately Rossi and Marquez made it up with that battle I mentioned earlier. (if you didn't know by now about that battle, why are you a motorsport fan, WHY? look at a god damn mirror). Pedrosa was in the race. I completely forgot. Like always. It's Pedrosa, ya know? I had to google the race results to see if he partook in the affair. It's seems he did. Funny that.
My dad told me, last race day: 'Marquez smiles, wins, is a champ. He is everything Pedrosa isn't.' Spot ****ing on. *que the slow nod*
Aleix Espargaro finished 4th in his new Honda. The Honda with which he jaw dropped many a MotoGP fans in pre-season testing. Dude is quick. I can't remember what the deal was with his actual dude-bro, but I remember something about a nasty ass shunt before the race. That's that, don't quite like Pol, to be honest. The Ducatis were next, with Cal behind Dovi, to the absolute disgust of the BBC commentary team. I like the Dukes. I don't mind them forcing their hand with the open spec electronics rules. Gigi knows his sh*t. If you want to read about the details, I suggest you look up the main Moto thread. There are dudes and dudettes there who know their sh*t.
Smith is worthless, Bradl was somewhere, Redding slightly impressed finishing in front of the Kentucky Kid and the Tornado and Iannone rounded out the top ten. The rest don't matter. As always.
So bring on those Pedrosa tears,
and them Jorge wins,
and let's have a ****ing race.