First off, sorry for the delay mates and matettes. It's been one hell of a week, WILL IT EVER END?! Yea sure... right after Kansas, Barcelona, Argentina, the boring Indy, the haphazard SBK @ Imola and those silly GPjunah races end.
'Why should I care?' Why should you not? There's nothing like some races and wine at the end of the week to get you over that weekly emotional hangover you call 'life'.
So strap yourselves in, for it's that asshole Bowyer's home event.
*seen here meticulously getting his arms tired, right before ****ing up Gordon and Truex's day*
Michael Waltrip approves.
now now... there's no need to cry, it's also this dude's 'sort of' home race. *broness*
Schedule:
Yeah, whatever, I don't care. I'll probably miss the race because of girls and booze. Sue me.
Track lay- 
-out:
'What?' Exactly.
'Is there Nationwide?' I don't know, ask Hope.
'Where will the DRS zone be?' Let me show you the door.
'Well... what actually happened this year, up to this halfwayish point?' For some god forsaken reason this bloke:
is leading the championship (to the eternal delight of SR), ahead of Kenseth. Both WINLESS.
So this:
and this
mean absolutely nothing (thank god).
On the other side of the spectrum, last time, Denny won! Yay. Yay? Meh. Meh? Well, I don't know. Do you?
Some other dudes won this year, *sigh Kyle sigh* but not my two sweethearts:
and
and that Aussie fella who punches weaklings. At least 'the Good Busch' won and that Juniah dude everyone is all gushy about. Delightful.
Before I go, will someone please give Brad a Snickers? Dude is acting up.
'Too many pics in the OP, Drone...' - you say? Deal with it my friend. JJ hasn't won a race and I hear no one complainin'.
Fun facts about Kansas and/or the State (no, Toto, shut the **** up):
#457: apparently cats are popular there.
#909: 'the Greater Kansas City area has more than 200 picturesque fountains, giving rise to its nickname, The City of Fountains.'
#021: 'Kansas won the award for most beautiful license plate for the wheat plate design issued in 1981.'
#4700: 'At one time it was against the law to serve ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.'
#352: 'Silent comedian Buster Keaton, of early film success, was from Piqua, Kansas.'
#077: 'There are 27 Walnut Creeks in the state.'
#994: 'A hailstone weighing more than one and a half pounds once fell on Coffeyville, Ka.'
#001: 'The world famous fast-food chain of Pizza Hut restaurants opened its first store in Wichita.'
So, there you have it dudes and danicas. Are your bodies ready? Mine is. See you after the torren... ahm replay. Haas bless and boogity for all.
Edited by OvDrone, 10 May 2014 - 09:27.
