Using nothing but my copious and comprehensive genius, which, to be fair, is like bringing an Exocet to a fistfight, I have solved Formula 1's problems.
Ban front wings.
What's more, they could do it tomorrow in the name of safety. Because front wings are unsafe.
1. They can cut tyres. And look what happened yesterday. Flailing debris could have had someone's eye out.
2. Drivers cannot see their front wings. Ant Davidson made the point yesterday defending Rosberg from a charge of wilfully, rather than negligently, cutting Hamilton's tyre. How can front wings be safe if they're the first part of the car to hit something - and the driver cannot see them?
3. If a front wingset gets displaced by e.g. nerfing someone up the jaxie, the assembly can get dislodged under the car, thus launching the car into the wild blue yonder - and of course there's no longer any downforce on the front nose area.
But there are other advantages as well.
4. One of the complaints about overtaking is that so much downforce is generated from the front of the car. Following someone else means that you lose that, as there's less air flowing over. Hence increasing the size of the wings to make that easier. Well, if the front downforce is taken off the car, there's no difference whether you're running on your own or behind one. Plus all the cars will go more slowly into corners, there will be more braking space for someone to concoct an overtake.
5. They're a waste of money. Teams spend millions in the windtunnel and making ever-more-complex wingshapes. Yet we've seen cars barely slowed by losing large elements of wing. In one or two instances, they seem to go faster. They don't provide bang for buck.
6. One argument in favour of wings in the past was they allowed more sponsor space. These days it's impossible to see a sponsor name on the wing. Too complex in shape. So that advantage now becomes a disadvantage - the non-earning wing makes the sport less attractive.
7. One justification of F1 to the green lobby is that benefits transfer down to the road car. Road cars do not have front wings.
To sum up, front wings may look sculptured, but as far as motor racing goes, they're unsafe, pointless and a hindrance.
Boo ya.