All good thing must come to an end and in Nascar that means the end of the fishing season. No more sardines!
However, not everyone sees "catch a sardine" the same way.
(Dale Sr. doing it right)
(Clint Bowyer, doing it wrong)
Obviously this means there are some folks "outside looking in". It's an odd expression, and to me it literally translates like this:
So, what happens this weekend?
Well, since it's the last weekend of the regular season, a great number of alternate realities are possible
Kyle Busch dominates the NNS race (well, maybe not so alternative, let's jinx him!)
JJ wrecks again! (not that it will hurt him much, he will still Vettel the Chase)
Some lucky guy wins the last sardine (Why not Sato?)
Flavio returns!
Monty finally wins on an oval!
Oh wait! He's not here. Lets skip this scenario for now.
So as you can see it's stuff as usual. Drivers qualify, drivers race, lucky winner gets a sardine and THEN someone enters Mike Helton's room and the final Chase Grill gets stamped.
Now, here's a funny bit, Nascar has told you points are useless. Well.. not quite so, since we have a number lower than 16 winners, it means the last grill spots are filled with...
*cue crazy mob*
ESPN, as usual, will make sure action and drama keeps flowing, even if nothing is really going on like in homestead last year.
Actually, the race is aired on ABC, but you get the same ESPN crew. Hey! Stop cursing!
So, where will this forced epic Hitckokian drama take place?
Richmond, another track in the large american Speedway family. (I hear they got relatives in Germany and Japan as well)
It's got a straight, pits, turns... yep checks out as a race track. Just needs a little extra...
(Making room for a tilke runoff)
Shedule:
Please consult your local nigerian scammer for detailed listings, I can only say races will take place at this Friday with the Insurance Series and the Mobile Stuff going live on Saturday. Any further details will place me under grave danger from some unknown Will Power Followers Cult.
Time to put points right where they belong!
Edited by Red17, 05 September 2014 - 20:44.