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[Jimisgod]

"High Flight reports Force Indians on warpath in your territory."

[Red17]

Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team Hires New Consultant

As the season winds down to it's end, Mercedes continues to bolster it's staff in it's bid to secure the championship.

 

Earlier today the team has issued a short press release:

 

Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team is pleased to announce that starting from today M.D. Ph.d Charles Francis Xavier will work with Mercedes AMG as a consultant. Mr. Xavier is a distinguished scholar and researcher, holding several advanced degrees in Genetics, Biophysics, Psychology, Anthropology and Psychiatry.

 

Although no further details were given, Mercedes Executive Toto Wolff has commented that Mr. Xavier "will work closely with our drivers".

[Jimisgod]

*Rosberg runs into Hamilton again*

Pitwall: We warned you there'd be consequences next time. Xavier...

*Head explodes*

[dave34m]

With the FIA having a go at banning "car and driver performance-related radio messages", the teams are bound to invent their own "language" to advise the drivers on what they can observe from the pit wall.

Now I thought it would be fun if we could help them by coming up with our own pit-to-car instructions

I'm first out with the topic title:
Team: "Kimi, your magnum is melting, pit now"

Or:
"Ok Sebastian we're out of Red Bull, Daniel has more red bull than you."

Shoot!
(Written on my iPhone, so I'm sorry if the formatting is crazy ;) )

Very good except both of those messages are still allowed to be given to the driver

 

[Vitesse2]

D-Day?

Yes, both that and the one quoted by travbrad feature in The Longest Day.

[GoldenColt]

Yes, both that and the one quoted by travbrad feature in The Longest Day.

 

Best D-Day movie ever.

 

/offtopic

Edited by GoldenColt, 13 September 2014 - 10:11.