Seeing as it is the off season, the time to be jolly and I can't often pass up the opportunity for a bad pun based joke, I thought I'd start this thread in a celebration of general silliness.
OK, here we go:
-Nelson was feeling a bit Piquet after his crash at Tamburello.
-Sometime in late 2009, Ron Dennis told Martin Whitmarsh to Button it, next thing he knows he finds a young man called Jenson in the reception looking for a drive.
-James and Niki used to go Hunting together, until James realised that whenever he was with Niki, things were a bit Lauda and they never caught anything.
-Rumour has it that the double points race in Abu Dhabi was decided in the hotel bar when Bernie overheard one of the circuit managers saying "make mine a double."
Edited by hittheapex, 22 December 2014 - 08:19.