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Kurt Busch and his possible international assassin girlfriend.

Started by Atreiu , Jan 14 2015 03:15

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#1 Atreiu

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 03:15

Wow.

http://www.theguardi...tional-assassin

#2 Atreiu

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 03:16

I will watch Zero Dark Thirty now.

#3 alfa1

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 04:28

Wow.

http://www.theguardi...tional-assassin

Plot twist: Its all about publicity for a movie script and novel, about a dangerous female CIA assassin dating a racing driver.

Driscoll left in camouflage gear only to return later wearing a trench coat over an evening gown covered with blood.

That scene will be in the first act.

Driscoll to leave after she showed up unannounced at his motorhome, finally cupping her cheeks in his hands, looking her in the eye and telling her she had to go.

Thats the low point at the end of act 2, where the relationship is broken and all hope is lost.

#4 ardbeg

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 04:40

If a woman that I suspected was an assassin expressed a strong wish to never see me again, I would probably not out her for the police and let her know I did.

#5 Jazza

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 05:34

So Kurt Busch gets around with an assassin girl friend...

How long until the Chris Trickle conspiracy theories start?

#6 Marc Sproule

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 06:14

i hope everything in that story turns out to be true. i'd love to see how nascar deals with all that.

busch sure can pick'em.

i'm thinking maybe hollywood can get another talladega nights flick outta this absurdity.

the sound you hear is me shaking my head.

Edited by Marc Sproule, 14 January 2015 - 06:31.

#7 Nemo1965

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 07:31

This is either a publicity-stunt... or the best story ever. Even if Kurt Busch is imagining things and it is not true. :rotfl:

#8 Wander

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 10:54

This is too good to be true.

I want to believe!

#9 lbennie

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 10:59

I knew nascar was hollywood but this is getting ridiculous

#10 jonpollak

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 11:37

It's an AP story yet Jenna Fryer's name is nowhere to be seen..

Whaaaats goin' on here then?

Edited by jonpollak, 14 January 2015 - 11:40.

#11 noikeee

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 11:52

Ever since spygate and spankgate nothing really surprises me in the world of motorsports anymore. Just another regular everyday news story that seems out of a bad Hollywood plot.

#12 Taxi

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 12:50

I would be more carefull fighting this guy on the track. You never know... you never know..

#13 Richard T

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 13:04

My girlfriend is also a international assassin.

Just sayin

#14 Lotus53B

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 13:07

I think he should stop sniffing petrol.

At the same time he should maybe keep a long way from new overpasses being built, unless he wants to keep Jimmy Hoffa company...

#15 Risil

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 13:26

It's an AP story yet Jenna Fryer's name is nowhere to be seen..

Whaaaats goin' on here then?

Jp

This is probably more a courts story than a racing one.

Wtf though.

#16 jonpollak

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 13:32

"Richard Andrew Sniffen, a Christian music minister who performs at NASCAR outreach events and befriended Busch and Driscoll, said Driscoll told him on the night of the alleged assault only that Busch had pushed her and that she hit her head. Sniffen said Driscoll was upset, angry and brokenhearted, but that she never said she was afraid of Busch and seemed intent on reconciling.

That attitude shifted in the weeks that followed, Sniffen said, with Driscoll going "from a broken heart looking for love and reconciliation to anger and a little bit of revenge."

"I will destroy him," Sniffen said Driscoll told him, adding that she repeatedly said she would take Busch down."

Ayyy....fugget about it.

Edited by jonpollak, 14 January 2015 - 13:34.

#17 JHSingo

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 13:45

Never has this emoticon ever been more appropriate - :drunk:

#18 jonpollak

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 14:01

The Assassin replies

Driscoll, in a separate interview with the Associated Press, said, “These statements made about being a trained assassin, hired killer, are ludicrous and without basis and are an attempt to destroy my credibility. Not even Rusty Hardin believes this.

"I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years.”

#19 ardbeg

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 14:08

The Assassin replies

Driscoll, in a separate interview with the Associated Press, said, “These statements made about being a trained assassin, hired killer, are ludicrous and without basis and are an attempt to destroy my credibility. Not even Rusty Hardin believes this.

"I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years.”

Jp

I've heard she can draw fast, she should have made it a cartoon.

#20 automovelbrilhante

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 14:25

She's allegedly told just that - that she was an hired assassin - to the motorhome driver. IIRC.

Here: http://www.smh.com.a...114-12nuvd.html

I don't know about all that, but do I believe she could kick Kirk's ass? Not gonna answer that.

She's a daughter of a longtime, recently deceased, republican congressman, a former body-builder or something like that - probably a miss fitness pageant girl -, a sharp shooter, a very outspoken arms advocate and a proud Texan. Yoga=ninja. All that checks.

Edited by automovelbrilhante, 14 January 2015 - 18:09.

#21 KWSN - DSM

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 15:31

:clap:

This is bad fiction come to life.... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

:clap:

Had I written this up as a book the publisher would have rejected as too far fetched even if fiction, wonder how the France family will handle this?

:cool:

#22 Jimisgod

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 16:02

Was this one of the drivers who was deliberately ramming people into the wall not long ago?

Maybe he's scared they'll hire her for some revenge.

#23 Afterburner

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 16:14

There are no words. :rotfl:

#24 Disgrace

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 16:26

There are no words.

Three: Pabst Blue Ribbon.

#25 Widefoot2

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 16:29

Speaking as an American - sorry, 'Murican, I can only shake my head. But if NASCAR wanted to go the Biathlon route I know who I'd get for a driver...

#26 P123

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 16:30

The Assassin replies

"I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years.”

Jp

She shouldn't have titled it as 'Diary'.

#27 ensign14

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 16:48

Did she work for the Axis of Oval?

#28 PassWind

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 16:57

See what happens when you take role play to far! Should've paid more attention to Max's escapade and settled on missionary!

#29 Rob

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 17:07

Was this one of the drivers who was deliberately ramming people into the wall not long ago?

To be fair, it's not as though he's the only NASCAR driver to do that.

#30 SanDiegoGo

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 17:50

NASCAR = WWE. :lol:

#31 charly0418

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 18:12

Yep, NASCAR. Enough said

#32 LORDBYRON

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 19:02

Wow.

http://www.theguardi...tional-assassin

Its ex-girlfriend your header seems to be wrong and its news not should not be in the racing section

#33 Sheepmachine

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 19:41

Its ex-girlfriend your header seems to be wrong and its news not should not be in the racing section

Autosport themselves are covering it so I think it's fine.

Might I just add this is the funniest new story I've heard in a while, it can't possibly be true, if it is I would be a little worried if I was Kurt Busch right now what with his ex being an assassin and all. :lol:

#34 JHSingo

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:05

Its ex-girlfriend your header seems to be wrong and its news not should not be in the racing section

Why ever not? This thread sure beats the run-of-the-mill 'Hamilton vs Rosberg Part 2,539,472" threads, after all.

#35 jonpollak

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:06

Its ex-girlfriend your header seems to be wrong and its news not should not be in the racing section

Neither should sentences like yours but I'll defend your right to ~~make a fool of yourself.~~ express yourself.

If I could understand it..

#36 jonpollak

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:09

Here, let me make everyone more at home...

KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI

#37 KWSN - DSM

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:13

I made a reference to France family, that must count for something?

KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI

:cool:

#38 Juablo

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:15

Well, she knows how to shoot and has access to some pretty advanced hardware....

"I have the reputation of not being the nicest person in the world, and i've earned it" She and KuBu sound like a great match :stoned:

#39 DrProzac

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:17

What has he been taking?

I want some.

#40 jonpollak

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:24

Well, she knows how to shoot and has access to some pretty advanced hardware....

"I have the reputation of not being the nicest person in the world, and i've earned it" She and KuBu sound like a great match

Well now. After watching that I would say plausibility just went through the roof.

#41 KWSN - DSM

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:46

Well now. After watching that I would say plausibility just went through the roof.

Jp

'Murica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cool:

#42 TimRTC

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 20:54

Alistair MacLean's 'Way to Dusty Death' had nothing on this. We need a movie about this and hard...

#43 NoSanityClause

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 21:30

So she might have killed a few dozens. So she might have toppled a couple of governments. Does that mean that she doesn't deserve any affection? That she doesn't deserve any love?

Wake up, Busch, princess charming doesn't exist! You must have your flaws, too!

Pffft, he'll die a lonely man if he keeps looking for the perfect woman.

#44 Alfisti

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 21:38

What about the Lawyer?? Rusty Hardin? Seriously, that's awesome.

Outstanding parenting decking out a child in fatigues and glorifying guns. middle America is a giant pool of stupid.

#45 scheivlak

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 21:48

Warning from ~~Patricia~~ Julie Driscoll, 42 years ago:

https://www.youtube....h?v=BBKKiP5rOrk

"This wheel shall EXPLODE!"

Edited by scheivlak, 14 January 2015 - 21:50.

#46 Afterburner

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 23:28

Autosport themselves are covering it so I think it's fine.
Might I just add this is the funniest new story I've heard in a while, it can't possibly be true, if it is I would be a little worried if I was Kurt Busch right now what with his ex being an assassin and all.

Maybe that's why he went public--if he gets whacked, she'd be suspect #1 no matter how much it looked like an accident.