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#1 jonpollak

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 22:14

This thread is brought to you by the House Committee on Un-American Activities

 

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God Damn Right Ann !!

Our 4 fathers didn't fight on the beaches of Iwo Jima for you to watch SOCCER..

So, All True Americans join together and tune into FOX at 7pm Eastern on Sunday and watch America's greatest sport...NASCAR at Daytona International Speedway.

 

Them Communists want you to watch soccer but our fine country has real sports where the players are fine upstanding Americans like Donald Sterling, Ray Rice, Roger Goodell, Adrian Peterson, Greg Hardy, Floyd Mayweather, Aaron Hernandez, Mark Emmert, Kanye Wurst, DeflateGate  REAL AMERICANS DAMNIT !!!

 

So get yer diddly dong Johnny Reb on and Git 'er done...

Remember...FOX (REAL America's TV Network) SUNDAY 7PM EASTERN

 

Right now, Some Girl leads practice so that's a great American accomplishment. Where else can a Girls lead the world in a sporting event huh???

 

God Bless America

 

Jp


Edited by jonpollak, 04 July 2015 - 01:33.


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#2 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 23:38

What's Soccer?

 

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#3 Andrew Hope

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 23:51

Socker? Yeh mean what Uncle Jesse does ter Daisy when she overcooks the vittles?



#4 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 02:42

I actually got quite the lesson in Gaelic Football at Jetlag one night, add that to one more things 'merricans know nothing about.



#5 jonpollak

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 02:55

Best sports bar in all of Europe.

#6 YoungGun

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 07:47

Donald Trump is expecting it to be a "friendly" race.


Edited by YoungGun, 04 July 2015 - 07:56.


#7 Jimisgod

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 07:59

Donald Trump is expecting it to be a "friendly".

 

He'd be glad that Montoya and Ambrose, those rapists hethens from "south of the border", have left for their dens of road-circuit iniquity.



#8 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 12:24

Without getting to deep into it, and me being Mexican, the Donald was right in few areas.

#9 chipmcdonald

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 12:28

Andy Coulter and the Red Team say the funniest things.



#10 OvDrone

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 14:57

U S A U S A U S A

 

7pm ET? Man, that means 2 AM over here in Commieland. And I wanted to get some rest before Monday. Oh well.



#11 KingTiger

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 17:28

USA USA USA!

#12 paulb

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 17:37

Murica!



#13 Andrew Hope

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 19:26

Broadcast will go live around 1900 hours.

 

Expect a false flag attack at roughly 1836 and a preparatory bombardment at 1858.



#14 nosecone

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 19:49

Is Ann Coulter still a thing? I thought Donald Trump is the new left-behind blonde



#15 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 23:00

Is Ann Coulter still a thing?

She's now the rightwing's Alan Grayson 



#16 SlickMick

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 23:36

Soccer was invented in 1994 because Americans don't know what an atlas is.

This woman sounds like a complete bitch but I have to say, if that's what "soccer" is in the states - a girly game for losers - then maybe she has a point. We use to send them on cross country runs if they couldn't play footy or rugby - to harden them up a bit they had to run through the local council estate.... hahhaha, we're sadists in blighty.

Anyway, you do realise that, apart from the crazy japs and a few long lost amazonian tribes, the rest of the world thinks US sports are for crossdressers and steroid junkies.

Just sayin'. :-)


Edit : Johnny Reb played in the 1974 and 1978 Football World Cup.

Edited by SlickMick, 04 July 2015 - 23:53.


#17 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 00:36

Is there any racing yet?

#18 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 00:38

 We use to send them on cross country runs if they couldn't play footy or rugby - to harden them up a bit they had to run through the local council estate.... hahhaha, we're sadists in blighty.
 

Sounds like about the same crowd you packed out across the Atlantic a few hundred years back...

Just sayin' 

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#19 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 00:40

Is there any racing yet?

I gave up after eternal interviews...

Checkin'

and Starting engines right now...



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#20 Morbus

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 01:06

Anyway, you do realise that, apart from the crazy japs and a few long lost amazonian tribes, the rest of the world thinks US sports are for crossdressers and steroid junkies.

Just sayin'. :-)

You mean like American Football, Ice Hokey and Basketball?

 

Yeah.


Edited by Morbus, 05 July 2015 - 01:10.


#21 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 01:18

Fireworks!

errrr, I mean right fronts blowing up...



#22 SR388

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 01:22

I'm proud to be an American. Give me a hamburger. Go bubba Wallace jr.

#23 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:23

It's the big one

#24 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:23

10 laps to go and...the big one...



#25 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:24

I don't know which Dillion it was, bot he turned him



#26 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:26

the new runoff worked



#27 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:47

The other Big One

Jp



#28 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:47

Niiiice, the GWC goes up.



#29 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:48

The other Big One

Jp

And right at the front....duh



#30 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:53

That was amazing, especially twice tonight.

Gets a Gold Star that 'un.

Now for the extremely stoopid part, a 2 lap shootout, how icky



#31 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:54

Yeah whatever...Are there like 8 cars left?

Jp



#32 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 02:56

Now, with 3 shots at this maybe 2 left...



#33 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 03:00

rcr !!!!!

 

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Jp


Edited by jonpollak, 05 July 2015 - 03:12.


#34 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 03:00

That makes grandpa happy...



#35 SlickMick

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 03:23

You mean like American Football, Ice Hokey and Basketball?
 
Yeah.


Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!


Edit : sorry, sounds like you all had fun anyway.

Edited by SlickMick, 05 July 2015 - 03:23.


#36 tomjol

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 06:42

Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!


Edit : sorry, sounds like you all had fun anyway.

 

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#37 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 18:15

USA USA USA!

Jp



#38 John B

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 18:32

Was that practice pileup part of the conspiracy to damage several potentially competitive Toyotas? 😀

Tough break for the wood bros. missing the show, this had to be one of the few they could compete for win.

Have heard the day change prompted by nbc puts them against soccer, but surely this is offset by not competing with celebrations on a Saturday July 4?

#39 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 19:15

W

Have heard the day change prompted by nbc puts them against soccer, ....

OMG..you got 50% of the joke !!

:up:

Jp



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Posted 05 July 2015 - 20:03

:lol:

 

God dammit this has so many quotable lines it's unbelievable. "The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton"

 

GO USA

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#41 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 20:22

Maybe that's the kind of Trophy Hamilton wants...



#42 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 21:30

UH OH....This can't be good..cross platform fertilization?

 

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Jp



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Posted 05 July 2015 - 21:34

wishes come true, in the form of miracles



#44 Risil

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 21:41

I hope Jimmie Johnson has all those clocks set to different time zones like he's in an old fashioned newsroom.



#45 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 21:52

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 22:43

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#47 Andrew Hope

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 22:58

Even with the amount of big, stupid wrecks this weekend, Williams or Ferrari could learn a bit about teamwork and strategy from some of the NASCAR guys on their 7th and 8th backup cars this weekend. And I know a thing or two about being a big, stupid wreck. But then again I'm also the guy who put five bucks on Massa and another five on Bottas to win Silverstoned the day after the Hitler GP, so maybe I'm just bitter.

 

On this weekend I would like to thank America for all the cool military hardware they've fielded in the past century or so. Normally I'm apopleptic watching the pre-race of any NASCAR event and the ensuing creampie of propaganda, but weapons are interesting to me and the Yanks have put out some good ones over the years. The Syrian rebels certainly love the TOW missile, although not nearly as much as the Muj loved the Stinger. That plane that's invisible except when it gets close to Serbia is pretty nifty too.

 

And now to spend an hour wondering what the Avro Arrow would look like flying over Mosport before an IndyCar race.

 

 

 



#48 jonpollak

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 23:57

Any racing yet??? HA !!!

Them damn gods must be watching that Frickin' Soccer


Edited by jonpollak, 06 July 2015 - 00:00.


#49 jonpollak

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Posted 06 July 2015 - 00:06

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#50 whitewaterMkII

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Posted 06 July 2015 - 00:40

Any racing yet??? HA !!!

Them damn gods must be watching that Frickin' Soccer

Damn Fox, I was looking for Anne Coulter there and came across a bunch chicks kicking a ball...where mah NECKCAR???