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Anyones predicted order of finishing In Spa, the more ludicrous, the better.


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#1 MaxMylzahet

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 10:55

The qualifying in the wet gave the world an astounding surprise with an epic race for what was seen through the spray.

 

1-
Sebastian Vettel-
Does not need any comment for the track was wet.

 

2-

Max Verstapppen
Does not need any comment for the track was wet.

 

3-
Calos Sainz

Does not need any comment for the track was wet.

 

4-
Daniil Kvyat
In spite of the wet track and because both drivers of a certain team now succeeded in terminating the finishing aspirations of Daniel, the talented Russian slided his bolide to 4th as was it in a seat. (This pun is not wishfull thinking for him to have a VW-engine)

 

5-
Roberto Merhi
Unbelievable skill this guy can show when the rest in superior material fails to deliver.

6-
Lewis Hamilton
Breaking Maldonado's record of penalties gained in one race and again being questioned by the British press about the beverages taken, he twirls, bumps and spends his last bits of luck in failing to overtake Roberto in the wet. Lots of spray everywhere covers the layer of denial of all British people badgering all incidents up to 2021 when a contender confesses his influence on the outcome.

 

7-

Maldonado
True to his word having the world missing to see his skill and bravado and being overlooked by Lewis as a contender, magically hits nobody.

 

8-

Grosjean

After having confessed in 2021 to have taken a bribe from a Venezolean company not to let anybody come near Maldonado all questionable incidents during the race were cleared.
 

9-

Massa
Nobody was more surprised than Felipe himself for after having a fit over all people urging him to grow up and tearing up his seat extension he did not see anything but mist and the back of Grosjean's Lotus.

 

10-

Bottas

DnF - Dazzled by the defending moves made by his team mate he was the last one to pirouette himself out of contention.


Edited by MaxMylzahet, 15 August 2015 - 11:00.


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#2 Wally123

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 11:07

1. Vettel
2. Raikonnen
3.Bottas

#3 Jackmancer

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 11:20

1-2 for Force India with Hulkenberg & Perez, the way Jordan did it in 1999.



#4 043Max

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 11:28

Vettel must be very lucky to finish in front of Max there.



#5 jonpollak

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 11:54

oh jesus.. klootzakken zijn me gek met de buitensporige Max vuilnis.

Get a frickin' life.

Jp



#6 SealTheDiffuser

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 12:12

I think MAL has a good chance to be on the podium :cool:

 

But Sainz will win the GP.

 

1. SAI

2. VET

3. MAL

4. HUL

5.KVY

6.VES

7. RAI

8.PER

9.BUT

10. ALO



#7 brr

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 12:25

Maximum ludicrosity:

 

1. Button

2. Alonso

3. Maldonado



#8 pdac

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 12:53

You want ludicrous:

 

1. Will Stevens

 

No other finishers



#9 saudoso

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 13:23

oh jesus.. klootzakken zijn me gek met de buitensporige Max vuilnis.

Get a frickin' life.

Jp

 

LOL, google translation of it was so perfect that it got me wondering....



#10 Jimisgod

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 13:25

DNF: This topic.



#11 Disgrace

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Posted 15 August 2015 - 13:30

Yep.