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[David M. Kane]

I agree 100%.

[flat-16]

Poor EJ - if I hadn't seen this thread I'd have never known. His rug from the seventies is absolutely dreadful

BTW - The Hollywood set (I have friends who work there) favour 'hair systems'. You need about 4-8 a year, at a cost of several thousand $ per 'system'. The 'system' is glued in-place by a pro. The giveaway is when the person starts sweating, and beads of sweat emanate from the side, i.e. their real hair, yet the top part is bone dry. 'Systems' typically cost five-figure sums per-year. I think you'll find that many 'celebs' who've supposedly had hair transplants actually wear 'systems' - a TP is marginally less embarrassing, so they want people to think they've had one; but in reality, very few people have sufficient donor hair for a transplant to be thick (i.e. they don't look like a non-bald guy, but a bald guy who's had something weird done to his scalp), and even then a TP will look odd.

BTW - Vitesse - you need to edit that post to tell people not to scroll if they're at work! That wouldn't look good..

What I want to know is whether there have been any vegetarian, rug-sporting homosexual drivers...

Justin

[David M. Kane]

flat-16:

Could you be a little more specific?

I think you can eliminate HSjr!

[Vitesse2]

Originally posted by flat-16

BTW - Vitesse - you need to edit that post to tell people not to scroll if they're at work! That wouldn't look good..

Justin

Done. And you can actually blame Se7en24 for that. He posted it it in an RC thread about Danica Patrick's photo shoot for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. But be warned, there's also a rather strange picture of Jarno Trulli ....

[GD66]

Poke as much borax at Flav as you like. No really, go for it ! But remember, he and Max Biaggi have both had breakfast with Naomi Campbell on a number of occasions..... it's a cruel world, at times....

[fines]

So?

[GD66]

Well, you and I haven't....

[fines]

So?

[Jim Thurman]

Originally posted by GD66
Well, you and I haven't....

That's fine by me, I don't like having phones thrown at my head

[sterling49]

Originally posted by Jim Thurman


That's fine by me, I don't like having phones thrown at my head

[fines]

I didn't even know that said Miss is in the habit of doing nasty things like that! The point I was trying to make is that those "super models" are hardly "super" in the looks compartment. I can't see myself turning my head for Mademoiselles Schiffer, Klum or what have you, and certainly not for Miss Campbell!

[sterling49]

Originally posted by fines

The point I was trying to make is that those "super models" are hardly "super" in the looks compartment. I can't see myself turning my head for Mademoiselles Schiffer, Klum or what have you, and certainly not for Miss Campbell!

I could not have expressed it better, spot on......... I much prefer the models of old, Monroe, Loren, Liz Taylor, Audrey Hepburn, maybe it's an age thing

[David McKinney]

Originally posted by sterling49
I much prefer the models of old, Monroe, Loren, Liz Taylor, Audrey Hepburn

I didn't realise any of those were models

[sterling49]

Ok David, I should have known that you would be facetious, I stand corrected, but film stars, models, role models, you probably get the drift........ :

[flat-16]

Originally posted by GD66
Well, you and I haven't....

If you really are determined, but aren't a billionaire or world champion motorcyclist, having plenty of Peruvia's most infamous export will put you in with a shout!


Justin

[RS2000]

Originally posted by GD66
remember, he and Max Biaggi have both had breakfast with Naomi Campbell

At the same time??

[stuartbrs]

hmmm... does this thread qualify as "fluff"....

[kayemod]

Originally posted by stuartbrs
hmmm... does this thread qualify as "fluff"....

Yes, but thinning fluff.

[Bruce R Moxon]

Originally posted by Vitesse2

Only on his head, I hope.

***WARNING***
Scroll down for a picture which may make you spit coffee (or whatever) over your monitor.

***SECOND WARNING***
Not work safe!

Don't say I didn't warn you......

My eyes. My eyes!

Oh, dear God in Heaven. I'll need a whole roll of mental floss to get rid of that image.

Shudder.


By the way, the correct abbreviation, having seen something like this, is "YOMANK" You Owe Me A New Keyboard. Or laptop, in this case.

Eurgh.



Bruce Moxon

[Barry Boor]

Cor... like looking in a mirror! (Except for the brown-ness) (and the hair) (and the wallet!!!!)

[fines]

Ahh, that's a wallet, then! I did wonder what it was...

[and: mental floss! what a brilliant metaphor! ]

[Greatest]

Hilfe, hilfe...!!! Damn, this really made my day! Cannot remember the last time I laughed this way...!!! And my laptop is a wreck now!

Originally posted by Bruce R Moxon






My eyes. My eyes!

Oh, dear God in Heaven. I'll need a whole roll of mental floss to get rid of that image.

Shudder.


By the way, the correct abbreviation, having seen something like this, is "YOMANK" You Owe Me A New Keyboard. Or laptop, in this case.

Eurgh.



Bruce Moxon

[LotusElise]

Possibly the funniest TNF thread I've ever read!
I have wondered about Bernie's barnet before, particularly after going to an Andy Warhol retrospective and speculating as to whether one had acquired one of the other's syrups. However, I think it's too thin and wispy to be a convincing wig. It's definitely an elaborate combover of some sort.

There has been some fairly dodgy hair in F1 over the years, but I can't think of much wiggery.

[Kingsleyrob]

It has to be said that EJ's rug, hair system, or whatever it is, is very good. His position as BBC pundit allows some reasonably close scrutiny, and it looks absolutely spot on.

Does it come as a matching set with his goatee I wonder.

Talking of hair and the BBC team, it appears that DC has his sunnies permanently attached to his. At least he might need them in Bahrain, but having them on in rainy China looked ridiculous.

Rob

[mfd]

Originally posted by Kingsleyrob
... it appears that DC has his sunnies permanently attached to his. At least he might need them in Bahrain, but having them on in rainy China looked ridiculous.

You'd do it Rob, if you were being paid

[ghinzani]

Originally posted by Kingsleyrob


Does it come as a matching set with his goatee I wonder.


Rob

I believe its part of a 3 pack set with a similar Merkin.

OT doesnt he come across as a complete bell end? I mean more than he ever did as a Team Manager.

[mfd]

He might have pinched those undies from someone of a considerably smaller frame

[Kingsleyrob]

Originally posted by ghinzani


I believe its part of a 3 pack set with a similar Merkin.

OT doesnt he come across as a complete bell end? I mean more than he ever did as a Team Manager.

Had to Google merkin, Ghinzani!

Have to agree about his bell-endedness, but give him his due, he's achieved far more in F1 than I have : :

But also probably appeared a bigger bell-end than I ever have, though that might be disputed by my fellow north west TNFers.

Diz, we need your opinion on this matter (EJ's rug), you having had Eddie as your lodger in years gone by...

Rob

[LittleChris]

Sat watching the BBC post Monaco GP forum on Sunday and most impressed that EJ's syrup remained firmly in situ despite 3 trips into the Red Bull pool ( lots of sniggers and whispers of "good glue" going on in the background )

Edited by LittleChris, 02 June 2011 - 23:08.