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#1 flymo

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 17:52

Enough about the Mercs - Sochi could well provide the pinnacle of this season's F1 entertainment!  

 

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#2 Ross Stonefeld

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 17:57

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#3 Squeed

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 18:00

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The idea of Cyril's wife seeing this every time they're about to do some baby-making is too much.


Edited by Squeed, 25 September 2020 - 18:02.


#4 Red5ive

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 18:07

"Crofty" is that you ?



#5 Marklar

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 18:11

Christian Horner's face

#6 Roadhouse

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 18:16

What's this tattoo you're talking about?

#7 smitten

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 18:20

What's this tattoo you're talking about?

 

It's the only thing the Sky 'lads' can talk about.



#8 Rodaknee

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 18:37

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The idea of Cyril's wife seeing this every time they're about to do some baby-making is too much.

 

How much of "Renault forever" can he get on his todger.



#9 FirstnameLastname

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 22:42

‘Lights out and away we go’ tattood along his manhood

#10 krapmeister

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 23:28

Too soon

#11 LiftAndCoast

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Posted 26 September 2020 - 00:49

On a serious note, AH19 would be a great choice.



#12 goldenboy

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Posted 26 September 2020 - 03:36

Ricciardo has already said it won't be anything embarrassing.



#13 FirstnameLastname

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Posted 26 September 2020 - 06:40

Ricciardo has already said it won't be anything embarrassing.


Nothing Renault related then.

#14 Brackets

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Posted 26 September 2020 - 09:39

Ricciardo has already said it won't be anything embarrassing.

 

Well that rules out a tattoo.



#15 LiftAndCoast

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 13:56

Time for a bump



#16 FLB

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 14:00

Danny Ric is saying he wants something to do with him, but with a German flavour.

 

 

Hmmm...  :cool:



#17 PayasYouRace

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 14:01

My suggestion would be Daniel’s No.3 filled in with a German tricolour.



#18 PedroDiCasttro

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 14:03

Imagine Cyril having to tatoo Horner's face in his own body. That'd be the ultimate trolling.



#19 ExFlagMan

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 14:06

As Danny Ric just suggested something with a German theme, maybe it could be Danny wearing Lederhosen.



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#20 danstheman

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 14:24

Has to be Dan drinking a stein or eating a bratwurst - preferably wearing lederhosen

 

He said a German flavour after all



#21 SophieB

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 14:29

Cartoon of a German sausage with Ricciardo’s face, on Cyril’s face,



#22 JHSingo

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 14:30

I don't think I've ever seen a single tattoo that I've thought looked good on anyone. Poor Cyril! :lol:



#23 PayasYouRace

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 17:32

I don't think I've ever seen a single tattoo that I've thought looked good on anyone. Poor Cyril! :lol:

 

He could do the old navy trick of having it done on the sole of your foot. Obviously barely visible and actually wears out after a couple of years anyway.



#24 SophieB

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 17:34

He could do the old navy trick of having it done on the sole of your foot. Obviously barely visible and actually wears out after a couple of years anyway.

I can’t imagine how painful AND maddeningly ticklish that would be!



#25 PayasYouRace

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 17:35

I can’t imagine how painful AND maddeningly ticklish that would be!

 

From what I've been told, it was usually after copious amounts of alcohol had been consumed, leading to the lost bet.



#26 Gecko

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 17:35

Big Bratwurst Energy

#27 steferrari

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 17:40

Something like this would be funny I think, not too big of course!  :lol:

 

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#28 HeadFirst

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 18:12

I think a nice replica of the bull on the Alpha Tauri car, would be a subtle reminder of Renault's happy association with the Red Bull brand.



#29 PlatenGlass

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 18:29

He could do the old navy trick of having it done on the sole of your foot. Obviously barely visible and actually wears out after a couple of years anyway.

What about on a fingernail?

#30 RekF1

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 18:54

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The idea of Cyril's wife seeing this every time they're about to do some baby-making is too much.


He needs a German theme in the background and a white flag in his other hand. That would resonate with some.

#31 alonstar

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 18:55

A cute honey badger

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#32 FirstnameLastname

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 19:15

A busty german barmaid, with Daniels face

#33 Marklar

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 20:32

Max is as excited as we are

 


Edited by Marklar, 11 October 2020 - 20:33.


#34 messy

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 20:42

I’m hardly a massive Abiteboul fan, but when that was the first thing Crofty et al said to him after the race and he was like “that’s not the big story though”, I had to smile. Shut up Sky, let’s talk about the f**king podium please.

#35 FLB

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 22:10

The Tattoo has made TSN's SportsCenter's main news show (Canada) in its own segment, right before the NFL...  :drunk:  :eek:

 

 

The time given was *just* slightly less than Hamilton's win.


Edited by FLB, 11 October 2020 - 22:12.


#36 mickfromthesuburbs

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Posted 11 October 2020 - 22:59

What about 3 creatures: a black swan, a red kangaroo and a golden honey badger.



#37 krapmeister

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 11:10

Cyril honours the bet   :clap:

 



#38 gowebber

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 13:18

Cyril honours the bet :clap:

https://www.youtube....h?v=Hj6DsrwjGeE


That was great. My opinion of Cyril has gone up after that. Good bloke. Dan was enjoying that way too much though. 🤣

#39 Alfisti

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 13:41

I don't know why but I kinda like Cyril, I think it was the first Netflix show that he came across as a decent dude. 



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#40 cooljvm

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 22:58

I think he was too nice for F1.

Can anyone imagine any other team manager - past or present doing something similar?

Hoping I did not start off a topic for a thread of its own…

Edited by cooljvm, 01 December 2021 - 22:58.