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Poll: Fantasy Formula 1! (38 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. I'm like Max (allegedly) - Spank my arse and speak German. Oooooaaarrgghhh! (3 votes [7.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.89%

  2. I'm like Fabio - Dress me up in ladies clothes and lick cream off my nipples. (1 votes [2.63%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.63%

  3. I'm like Bernie - Sex with leather-clad dwarfs in public works for me (1 votes [2.63%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.63%

  4. I'm like Ron - Give me Norbert in a leatherette McLaren jacket, and I'll be stiff all day long (1 votes [2.63%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.63%

  5. I'm like Jean Todt - put your toys in every hole, and push them until I scream (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  6. I'm like Nick Fry - Femdom specialist extrordinaire (1 votes [2.63%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.63%

  7. I'm like Christian Horner - Just 3 girls in lingerie committing lesbian acts...nice and simple. (22 votes [57.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.89%

  8. I'm like Patrick Head - Give me them BIG girls with thigh-high boots (3 votes [7.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.89%

  9. I'm like Pat Symmonds - I like sex with ghosts, because I look like one myself. (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  10. I'm like James Allen - Everybody wants me to just go and fuck myself (6 votes [15.79%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.79%

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#1 Perigee

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 16:54

We have established that sexual fantasies are a) Normal, b) Very reasonable and c) Part and parcel of Formula 1 management.

Given that we are all now grown up enough to accept this (no sniggering at the back, Dennis!), perhaps after years of "who's your favourite driver" polls and "who will win the wdc" polls, it is time to see how well YOU mesh with the (alleged) world of Maximum Mosely.

So...what's your favourite fantasy or fetish...in an F1 context obviously (see mods, it IS relevant!) ?

(Mods..I know this post just looks like an invite to ban me...please go easy (no using the whip!), it is just a bit of topical fun :))

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#2 dank

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 17:42

From reading the subject of this thread I thought it was a poll based on the various F1 fantasy leagues doing the rounds! :blush:

#3 lustigson

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 17:48

:rotfl:

#4 Orin

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 18:06

Interesting voting spread! :lol:

#5 SirSaltire

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 18:18

No-one wants to be Max - thats a surprise :rotfl:

#6 Orin

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 18:35

Originally posted by SirSaltire
No-one wants to be Max - thats a surprise :rotfl:


I think you'll find that ex rhodie racer hasn't voted yet ;)

#7 UPRC

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 18:55

I'm like Ron - Give me Norbert in a leatherette McLaren jacket, and I'll be stiff all day long



I laughed out loud! :rotfl:

#8 Risil

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 18:59

Oh God. The dam's burst now...

#9 VoidNT

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 19:33

Nice late night poll :lol:

#10 Perigee

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 16:31

A penchant for lesbian action amongst the posters I see...

#11 Scudetto

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 16:54

:lol: Clearly, we have yet to reach the bottom of the abyss. Next Up: "F1 cars you've dreamed of having your way with...?" :drunk: