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[Buttoneer]

Originally posted by glorius&victorius


what is that thing hanging between his legs? there is some huge white sack bungling? that wouldn't be his....... would it?????

OMG!

Maybe it's a receptacle to catch...oh no...his cup of tea...

[Rubens Hakkamacher]

This again proves the quantum multi-worlds theory, and somehow I've become trapped in a strange striation.


WTF?

I suppose that if Loeb is a dangerous role model, than means kids are going to stop shaving now and we'll have 10 year olds with beards driving their turbo rally cars into trees? WTF?

I mean, WTF????


I used to say "I watch F1 because it's the only sane thing left on the planet", but alas, that's no longer the case. There is nothing sane in the world today.

/ I blame the Large Hadron Collider
// I *think* I'm joking; but 10 years ago if you told me the head of the FIA would be on Youtube being spanked, having beards would be a bad influence on kids (who, I think, *can't grow beards*?), the first F1 race I'd go to would only feature 6 cars at the start and the rules would be changed so that you'd have to use a set of "white wall" tires during the race... I'd think "that wouldn't even make it in a bad sci-fi movie"...
/// The Ultimate Truth of the 21st Century: "Nothing's Shocking" - Janes Addiction

[Suntrek]

Originally posted by Hacklerf
http://www.autosport...ne.php/id/67205



All i can say is, what the hell!

What do you think about this guys or perhaps, more importantly girls?

Loeb is bloody good-looking, and I think I'm more qualified to have an opinion on this than most - being a girl n' all...

[Juan Kerr]

Originally posted by Dudley
I think it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life and is probably coming from people who remember when you had to wear a suit and tie to drive cars.

And besides, it implies scruffy is bad, which is of course bollocks. What's bad is dressing in stupid uncomfortable clothes just to go out/go to work because convention says you should. Traditional also says we should keep slaves and beat women.

Says Dudley, sitting at work in jeans and Bahrain GP t-shirt ;)

It is a load of uppity bollocks I total agree. Imagine if W G Grace was an F1 driver !! If I was Loeb now I would purposely buy some hair laquer and make it all stick right up in the air.

[StefanV]

Originally posted by glorius&victorius


what is that thing hanging between his legs? there is some huge white sack bungling? that wouldn't be his....... would it?????

OMG!

Eh hum... it is called a "wall", you hang things on it, like paintings. It does not hang between peoples legs

[macoran]

Originally posted by glorius&victorius
F*** off Thatti and Chandler!

Seems the FIA is getting worried about their image.... it really makes me to wonder what kind of wankers are working at the FIA??

I mean, go and do something more important!

I'd rather see Seb this way than Max's white butt being whupped anyday.

Wonder what these two stupidos will vote about horny Max in June !

God, they've got some black kettles at the FIA !!!!

Edit......idiots for black kettles !!
I shouldn't be insulting kettles !


Errrrrr......... should you actually be allowed to hold such a public office position with a name like Thatti ?

[VoidNT]

WTF?

Nothing extraordinary, just a couple of Max's pussies are being worried about the quality of racing.

[Juan Kerr]

Originally posted by Rubens Hakkamacher
This again proves the quantum multi-worlds theory, and somehow I've become trapped in a strange striation.


WTF?

I suppose that if Loeb is a dangerous role model, than means kids are going to stop shaving now and we'll have 10 year olds with beards driving their turbo rally cars into trees? WTF?

I mean, WTF????

The kids probably would copy him in being scruffy but so what, that's their problem not Sebastiens.

[beanoid]

He's hot. Leave him alone. Yeah, I'm a girl too, if you didn't know.

(Ahem. It appears that Ms. Suntrek and I have disturbingly similar taste in boys! )

[Mauseri]

Originally posted by kismet
Hmm, I've always found Sebastien Loeb rather easy on the eye. And that's actually a bit of an understatement.

Yeah. Nothing wrong with his style.

I hate all kind of formality, most of all this 'businesspeople type': suitcase + suit + sliced beard + waxed hair + Audi.

[Bluesmoke]

Originally posted by Panch
Why haven´t FIA said anything to Nick?

Stealing Robert Kubica's wardrobe is not a crime either?

[Antonio]

Originally posted by Lord Snooty



UTTER INSANITY; THEY SHOULD BE IN AN ASYLUM


As evidence, I post the following and rest my case, m'lud...

That woman is hot even for today standards, so she should have been HOT by then...

[Pioneer]

She wouldnt have been sitting on the car next to Hunt if she wasnt.

[ForMules]

Mince, je me suis pas rasé aujourd'hui!

[repcobrabham]

what a couple of absurd old stuffy-shirts, being shown up for what they are...

(just quietly, seb is quite a boring, uncharismatic person - he needs all the long hair and stubble he can grow!)

[OfficeLinebacker]

Originally posted by Spunout

This one goes 10-0 for F1. NASCAR is far worse, I´m afraid.

Cos NASCAR officials have criticized a driver's unkempt appearance 10 or more times in the last year?

Like words have anything to do with this discussion! We're talking hair, particularly of the facial variety. Like, oh, NASCAR's most popular driver? Check out the nose hair in the first one.

Here are some of my contributions of funny auto racing hairstyles:


Oh no, he's a platinum blonde! Hang him from the nearest engine hoist, says Bob France!

Elliott Sadler:

New guys/newcomers:
Martin Truex, Jr

Paul Menard

Boris Said, who has as many "Said Head" fans for his hair style as for his driving skill:

and of course, Pat Carpentier


Pretty sure Mike Helton is on the case. Don't worry.

[djned]

that's just what i want first thing in the morning. dale jr's nose hairs right in my face.

[former champ]

this should come as no surprise, anyone remember the FIA ticking off then reigning World Champion Jacques Villeneuve for his unshaven appearance? Typical bullshit with Loeb.

Idiots, the lot of them. Who gives a ****?

[Spunout]

Originally posted by OfficeLinebacker




Cos NASCAR officials have criticized a driver's unkempt appearance 10 or more times in the last year?

I assume you are referring to official complaints by FIA, NOT private emails regarding WRC driver(s)?

Give me an access to Mike Helton´s mailbox and we´ll talk



The fact is, if you see NASCAR as last save haven for "be yourself" real racers who dress like they want, say what they want and drink what they want...you´re living in la-la land. I repeat: F1 is bad, NASCAR is worse. You really think Juan Pablo Montoya spends his days chewing delicious Juicy Fruit gum and thinking about how great fuel he gets from Texaco-Havoline? And it gets worse when we talk about new boys. Tony, Dale and Juan can have more liberties than most, as they happen to be big names in NASCAR. Youngsters look like American boys from next door, talk like American boys from next door, and always remember to turn the soft drink bottle so that people can see the etiquette.

Tony Stewart docked points for saying "bullshit". Critisized for talking about having few beers (while driving cars taped full of beer ads). Think about it. Last year Räikkönen would have lost the WDC if F1 was like that. I´d say that is far worse than two FIA officials exchanging their personal opinions via email.

[Andy35]

I'm a bloke and I can tell you Loeb is not good looking. To effeminate.

Girls nowadays go for all the wrong types of men. Real men are Steve McQueen and Clint Eastwood.

So there.

Anyhow here is hairy Jenson Button wearing his seatbelt.



Regards

Andy

[Vitesse2]

Originally posted by former champ
this should come as no surprise, anyone remember the FIA ticking off then reigning World Champion Jacques Villeneuve for his unshaven appearance? Typical bullshit with Loeb.

Idiots, the lot of them. Who gives a ****?

68 posts before someone mentioned JV! Personally, I always thought his non-corporate attitude was extremely refreshing. As was Hunt's.

(Mind you, Jacques' "singing" was a definite crime against music.)

[Gareth]

Originally posted by AndyW35
Anyhow here is hairy Jenson Button wearing his seatbelt.

Nice

Originally posted by Vitesse2
(Mind you, Jacques' "singing" was a definite crime against music.)

Humanity, mate, humanity.

Still, could have been worse:


With credit to Holden for the quality photoshopping work.

[thiscocks]

Originally posted by Hacklerf

ha ha, looks like he really wants to be in some film role rather than driving.

Also, what about 'Crazy Dave'? I think he started all this!!

[Coral]

What nonsense this is. Personally I have always considered Sebastien Loeb to be rather tasty, ...and what does his appearance have to do with the FIA anyway?

[VoidNT]

Originally posted by Coral
...and what does his appearance have to do with the FIA anyway?

Obviously some people within the FIA are a bit over-obsessed about the lice ;)

[SpamJet]

I hate it when drivers get out of there cars and look sweaty. They should ban that.

[AlexS]

Dont tell them about DAKAR...

[kismet]

Hehe, I guess you could say it's a testament to the FIA's overall competence and ability to "read the room" that in their admirable effort to raise the aesthetic standards of the racing/rallying scene, they've somehow managed to zone in on the one guy that actually looks good.

[Frank Booth]

Why are they talking about how other men look?

[former champ]

Originally posted by Vitesse2

68 posts before someone mentioned JV! Personally, I always thought his non-corporate attitude was extremely refreshing. As was Hunt's.

(Mind you, Jacques' "singing" was a definite crime against music.)

completely agree, on all points.

[Davebo]

So, scruffy appearance = bad
Nazi whips & chains = good

The FIA is one of the most bizarre and morally corrupt organizations in the world

[Villes Gilleneuve]

James Hunt had the incredible ability to have a lit fag in his mouth even before he got his helmet off.

While they're at it, they should do something about Alonso, he always looks constipated.

[Chiara]

I'm sorry....I'm confused what has your hairdo and facial fungus got to do with how good you are at driving a car and generating interest in a sport and inspiring young people? "oh no not a beard, what a reprehensible character!"

Personally I feel if its good enough for Kofi Annan - its good enough for anyone!

[ex Rhodie racer]

So Seb is a disgrace to "real" men is he? How would they know? What a pair of "sesselfurzers" these two are. laughable is the only way to describe them.

NB. A sesselfurzer is a German expression for someone who has never done a thing in their lives, but feels qualified to give advice on everything. Literally translated, an armchair farter. Great expression I think.

[wingwalker]

WOAH

I'm literally speechless. What a load of utter bullshit.


I mean seriously, just imagine a mindset of people who are capable of coming up with such garbage. And they're FIA officals. It's even not funny.

[StefanV]

Originally posted by wingwalker
WOAH

I'm literally speechless. What a load of utter bullshit.


I mean seriously, just imagine a mindset of people who are capable of coming up with such garbage. And they're FIA officals. It's even not funny.

It is the same kind of people that run most of the high profile sports. Look the IOK and FIFA for instance. Very inbreed organizations and I doubt you need to search very hard to find fascist connections.

[Juan Kerr]

Originally posted by Villes Gilleneuve
James Hunt had the incredible ability to have a lit fag in his mouth even before he got his helmet off.

While they're at it, they should do something about Alonso, he always looks constipated.

That'll be what's called selective photography then ?

[Juan Kerr]

Originally posted by Gareth

Nice

Humanity, mate, humanity.

Still, could have been worse:

Actually that is the funniest thing I think I've seen in a long time.

[repcobrabham]

Originally posted by Hacklerf

who does russell brand drive for these days?

[OfficeLinebacker]

Originally posted by ex Rhodie racer
So Seb is a disgrace to "real" men is he? How would they know? What a pair of "sesselfurzers" these two are. laughable is the only way to describe them.

NB. A sesselfurzer is a German expression for someone who has never done a thing in their lives, but feels qualified to give advice on everything. Literally translated, an armchair farter. Great expression I think.

You sir, are my hero. Up til now I had thought that schadenfreude was the single greatest contribution to my lexicon from a germanic language. I've heard of an armchair quarterback, a back seat driver, but this, this is pure genius.

From one sesselfurzer to another, danke shoen.

[VresiBerba]

Does anyone know what imagery those two FIA pricks are referring to? I mean, it obviously went onto the air so people must have seen this extremely filthy appearance. So what is it :

[ClubmanGT]

Just a bit of perspective - Chandler spoke to TVNZ news tonight, and it appeared to be a private joke between two FIA delegates without any maliciousness at all.

[OfficeLinebacker]

Originally posted by ClubmanGT
Just a bit of perspective - Chandler spoke to TVNZ news tonight, and it appeared to be a private joke between two FIA delegates without any maliciousness at all.

First spygate, then Nosegate; now Hairgate.

[Kpy]

Originally posted by ClubmanGT
Just a bit of perspective - Chandler spoke to TVNZ news tonight, and it appeared to be a private joke between two FIA delegates without any maliciousness at all.

Oh yes, just a private joke between two delegates that was copied to the TV rights holders who reacted to it. No hint of it being a joke at the time......

"I watched the WRC Mexico highlights last night and I have to voice my opinion on the poor appearance of Sebastien Loeb on WRC-TV", Thatthi wrote in his mail to Chandler.
"He was unshaven, scruffy looking and with unkempt hair!! It is wrong.....when the FIA gives him global TV coverage to millions of viewers and to many children worldwide he is a hero and role model […………………..]
"I know there is a level of personal freedom one is allowed but I feel he is taking this too far and someone should talk to him or his team about this," ……
Chandler:
"Yes I watched the same as you did (...) Unfortunately it is not a problem that is unique to our sport as the same happens in football and other "male" sports……
Of course these persons are an insult to real males", he added. "My only solution is that we suggest to ISC that the camera does not cover them close up."
Chandler copied his reply to ISC managing director Simon Long, who offered a different view.
"I do feel that it is precisely Sebastien's "ruggedly good-looking" appearance which has helped endear him to so many new and young fans both in France and around the world", Long wrote back to Chandler.

[VoidNT]

Probably it was all written with such fine and delicate degree of sarcasm that we common racing fans can't understand? Maybe it is a stylish internal FIA joke?

But... no, these quotes look rather like an exchange between two trolls/bashers on this BB.

[Zmeej]

lorca & Gareth

IMO, this is entirely tactical - a transparent attempt to divert attention from the Maxxx debacle.

[Gareth]

Originally posted by Zmeej
lorca & Gareth

Credit has to be given to Holden who produced it. Ought to have mentioned that in my original post, off to edit now and, if you're reading, my apologies Holden for the oversight - I was just too pleased to see an opportunity to use the pic!

[Frank Booth]

Originally posted by Chiara
I'm sorry....I'm confused what has your hairdo and facial fungus got to do with how good you are at driving a car and generating interest in a sport and inspiring young people? "oh no not a beard, what a reprehensible character!"

Personally I feel if its good enough for Kofi Annan - its good enough for anyone!

Looks Like

[Group B]

Originally posted by Lord Snooty

Is that Isla Fisher's mother?

[OfficeLinebacker]

Originally posted by Frank Booth


Looks Like

F.A.R. man, don't leave out Samu-L. I don't have any pics but he's rocked the funk.