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[doohanOK]

It's just been revealed in Tokyo, Japan, that Jacques Villeneuve, with his new red hair, has been cast for the tv show, "Thunderbirds" (remember those puppets!)





regards,
doohanOK.

[colejk]

if Jacques put as much effort into getting on the podium, as
he did to attract attention he would be worthy of all the praise he gets.

It's pretty sad when you get attention because of the family name and attitude instead of your driving results.

Just can't walk the walk, getting outperformed by a rookie (Button). And for all those who say it's the car, well what does that say about his WDC? Works both ways.

But he does look like a homo. Maybe a hair transplant is in the works.

[SlateGray]

JV WDC
JV Indy 500 Champion (when it ment something)
JV CART Champion

Just a reminder for colejk

[bigblue]

doohanOK, I used to love that show when I was a kid. Which # do you think he is piloting, Thunderbird #5?

[Radz]

Wasn't TB #5 the space station?
And I know this is gonna sound perverse, but given the look on Jacques' face, I wonder where Dannii was as this photo was taken?

[Davebo]

Awwww, say it isn't so!

Man, I wish Jacques wouldn't pull this crap...

Although my red head wife will get a massive chuckle out of it!

[Smooth]

JACQUES SHOWS HIS SUPPORT TO FERRARI

(5-Oct-00) -By arriving at Suzuka with dyed red hair
BAR driver, Jacques Villeneuve created a sensation today when he arrived at the Suzuka circuit in preparation for Sundays Japanese Grand Prix, boasting a head of dyed red hair. According to the French Canadian, the change of hair colour is to show that his preference in this year's world title fight between Ferrari and McLaren is with the Italian marquee.

"It is to show that my preference goes to Ferrari," he remarked.

It has been a long time since Jacques has arrived at the beginning of a race weekend with dyed hair, however it hasn't been unusual in the past for him to turn up sporting yellow and even blue hair. Today he was pleased to show off his new red crop, much to the delight of the photographers.



Heheheheheheheheh......

[Radz]

Here you go:




I swear, My talents are wasted at my current job...

[doohanOK]

Very funny guys....hehe

I would have the red hair was a PR thing.....into a match -> Lucky Strike...get it???

regards,
doohanOK.

[CDNgrl]

Hey - as a redhead (which is about as natural as his, but I swear I have more ;)) -- I think it's cute! Hilareous! But -- wish I had more to talk about than the colour of his hair .....

[JayWay]

My god this is classic!!

To bad more bitter JV haters have to come and spread their gloom.

[Bex37]

Great pic Radz ...... my eyes are watering from laughing.

[FredF1]

I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for any strings coming from Jacques over the weekend!

(Exits, humming theme tune.......)

[RedFever]

maybe we'll see Paul tracy (another Canadian) with green hair to please his sponsor

[f1sl]

Thunderbirds, that show was cool. i used to watch that every sundays, when i was 10.

[TBone]

Radz, a classic!! Thanks for the good laugh!

[george baird]

The only puppet that drives a car is Noddy in his red car enough said.

[RedFever]

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[Hoosier Tifosi]

Jacques has been secretly testing the 2001 Ferrari. Spy photo proof:



Newey knows Ferrari has an unbeatable design, 2001 McLaren is a shameless copy:





FORZA Andersons!

[RedFever]

Hoosier I hope you are using your talent to make some money!!!!

[doohanOK]

That black car Hoosier, looks a lot like the Batmobile from the old Batman tv series.....

regards,
doohanOK.

[JayWay]

Adam West styles

[Ray Bell]

Well, Lucky strike changed from green to red, maybe it's okay for Jacques to do it too.
And as for Danni... what change does she get?

[colejk]

Oh great Radz, you just got me in S**T at the office for laughing so hard!

That is priceless. Can you make a pic of Schuey as the cowboy guy (forget his name) from Toy Story. I think he'd suit that character.

Great stuff.

[JayWay]

You mean "Woody"

[Indian Chief]

Originally posted by doohanOK

Does anyone else feel that JV looks like Freddie Ljungberg when he had red hair, till a few months back.

[pa]

I'd bet a grand that JV has had a hair transplant. Pretty good job - no plugs. Musta cost big bucks. Lookin' good, JV!

[Radz]

Ask, and thou shalt receive, Colejk ;)


"High Noon, Mr Hakkinen"


Radz

[george baird]

How about DC as Buzz Lightyear Radz?

[colejk]

Radz,

you da man! Awesome! He just seems to suit the part eh?

Radz you're on a roll, gotta do DC next, and pleeeze
do The Rubens Teletubbie thing!

Great stuff!

[umma gumma]

god damn this is a funny thread!

it looks to me like JV is being grabbed somewhere by one of those female fans......




how do you post a picture here? I have a good one too....

[Horse]

Doohan - great comparison / Radz great cut & paste!!! I just blurted out a roaring laugh that has just awoken everybody in the house ... it's 2:30 AM - too much adrenalin -can't sleep after that qualifying.

This is indeed a hall of fame thread!!!!! Stick it in the archives!! Wonderful stuff!

[doohanOK]

Thanks Horse, much appreciated.

The David Coulthard/Buzz Lightyear
The Rubens Barrichello/Tellytubby

Radz, you've gotta do that one!

regards,
doohanOK.

[Radz]

Geez, we seem to have set something in motion here...

OK, Here's Rubens (gotta admit - I'm pretty happy with this one). The pressure of work (as in, I should be doing some) means that DC's will be posted tomorrow.



So, who else d'ya wanna see?

Radz

[paulb]

How about Bernie as a Rugrat? The one in diapers..

[Andy]

Radz you are killing me!!

[Radz]

As promised ;)



Anyone have a good suggestion for Hakkinen?

[MrAerodynamicist]

"To first and BEYOND!"

How about MH as Pingu on the grounds that neither of them make a great deal of sense when talking but they're fun to watch anyway?

[colejk]

All hail Radz!!!

Truly priceless. Great stuff. Rubens was awesome and DC DOES suit the part.

Awesome thread, who needs racing we've got Radz.

[Radz]

Mika's 2001 race suit revealed...

[doohanOK]

Very good Radz, very good.....

Here are some more for that brilliant programme (and brain)of yours.

Jacques Villeneuve - NBC Peacock (the multi-coloured logo).
Heidi Wichlinski - A barbie doll.
Jean Todt - Napoleon.
Alex Wurz - A donkey.
Johnny Herbert - Barney Rubble. (Flinstones)
Alain Prost - Pinocchio? A Toucan? A Bird with a big crooked nose?!
Michael Schumacher in a McLaren uniform/car.
Jacques Villeneuve in a Ferrari uniform/car.


regards,
doohanOK.

[Radz]

Wow, Doohan - that's quite a list. There's enough there to keep me busy 'til after Malaysia

My boss is gonna love you!

Keep checking back; I'll get through them one at a time...

[jaxfan]

Just too funny, thank you for making me laugh!

[MrAerodynamicist]

Mosley as some dictator, your pick. [Look, I don't want to be the one to offend any particular nationality ]

[Bex37]

Get this thread back at the top. Everyone should see it!!!!

[paulb]

Radz,

So when are your creations going into syndication?

The DC/Buzz is perfect!

[CDNgrl]

This is ABSOLUTELY priceless. Especially Rubens. What about Jean Todt as the Grasshopper in Bug's Life? Or perhaps it would be more fitting to have Flavio?

Thanks so much for the chuckles. It really is brilliant. Great stuff!

[MrAerodynamicist]

Blavio ==> Mario.
MS can be the sidekick in green.

[Davebo]

Eddie Jordan as Chong, from Cheech & Chong.

[Radz]

Been a bit of a delay here (real world getting in the way - sorry! )

Anyway - here's Bernie, as suggested by Paulb. Feel free to post other ideas/suggestions here - the most outrageous (or funniest) will get done...