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[Buttoneer]

Tony Dodgins in this weeks journal mentioned a couple of funny songs that had been sung in a Tokyo Karaoke bar:

Killing time between Fuji and Shanghai, I'm sad to have to report that you can find yourself in a Tokyo karaoke bar. One of the photographers chose Abba's Fernando. "Can you hear the boos, Fernando?" he began. "There was someone in the wall that night, it wasn't right, Fernando..." etcetera. That got a good few titters, as did the Jenson Button song, "Help me Honda, help help me Honda," an obvious reworking of the Beach Boys classic.

To this I'll add Queens "Don't stop me now" for Lewis's first corner at Fuji and the Beatles/George Harrison's "All things Must Pass" for Seb Bourdais.

Come on, get the juices flowing boys and girls. Lets see if your bitter rivalries are creative as well as destructive.

[Mika Mika]

Kylie "spinning around" for Massa...

[Buttoneer]

Originally posted by Mika Mika
Kylie "spinning around" for Massa...

Good call! For Kimi I choose Frank Zappa's 'Titties and Beer'

[santori]

Fernando Alonso - The Rolling Stones' Sympathy for the Devil

[mursuka80]

Originally posted by Buttoneer

Good call! For Kimi I choose Frank Zappa's 'Titties and Beer'

[howardt]

Jarno Trulli : Long Train Runnin' (Doobie Brothers)

[le chat noir]

hit me with you rhythm stick - doesn't need explanation, but he was an f2 driver so um,

follow you, follow me, for felipe 07-08

in the midnight hour - for fernando maybe

stormy monday - for the stewards

nice thread

[Will]

Kubica- Michael Jackson- Thriller- with Robert dancing ;)

[santori]

Sébastien Bourdais - Initials [S].B. (Serge Gainsbourg & Brigitte Bardot)

[ensign14]

Sutil - Who Are You

DC - The Oldest Swinger In Town

Max - Whip It

Kekinho - Son Of My Father

Piquet - I Can't Drive 55

Vettel - Young Guns (Go For It)

Alonso and PdlR - Spies Like Us

[taran]

Teo Fabi – A good ‘Hart’ (is hard to find)

Ayrton Senna – Sorry seems the hardest word

Bruno Senna – Take a chance on me

Kimi Raikonnen – The Winner takes it all

Jacques Villeneuve – Money, Money, Money

Felipe Massa – Another one bites the dust

Danica Patrick – Fat Bottomed Girls

Rubens Barrichello – Hammer to fall

Lewis Hamilton – Under Pressure

Lewis Hamilton II – The Great Pretender

Nelson Piquet j.r. – Flash

Sebastian Vettel – A kind of Magic

Mark Webber – Save Me

Mark Webber II – The invisible man

Heikki Kovalainen - It's a Hard Life

[howardt]

How about a duet for Felipe Massa & David Couthard :
Abba's "Knowing Me, Knowing You, Uh-Oh!"

[F1Fanatic.co.uk]

Nelson Piquet Jnr - How can you expect to be taken seriously?

[Suzy]

I could only think of things for Spanky and so I bring you the Mosley-Medley:

Hit Me Baby One More Time
Hanky-Panky
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Smack My Bitch Up
Whip It
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
When The Whip Comes Down

[Buttoneer]

Not a driver, I know, but how about Madonna's Hanky panky for Max?

Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Dont take out your handkerchiefs,
I dont wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Adrian Sutil might be singing an old Janis Joplin hit:

Vijay won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
My friends all drive Ferrari's, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my season, no help from my friends.
So Vijay won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

Originally posted by taran

Danica Patrick – Fat Bottomed Girls

That's just cruel

[ensign14]

Hamilton - The One And Only

(that should annoy a few)

Or, after Monza, Pop The Glock

Kimi - I've Been Drinking

Nakajima - Collision

Ferrari/McLaren - Two Tribes

Force 1ndia - Getting Nowhere Fast

Toyota - Disappointed

Webber - Down Under

Renault (to Alonso) - Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi

Vettel (again) - Germ Free Adolescent

Toro Rosso - Every Loser Wins

Hamilton/Massa - Lew-py Vs The Red Baron

Kubica - The Third Man

[le chat noir]

Originally posted by Buttoneer
Not a driver, I know, but how about Madonna's Hanky panky for Max?

Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Dont take out your handkerchiefs,
I dont wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Adrian Sutil might be singing an old Janis Joplin hit:

Vijay won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
My friends all drive Ferrari's, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my season, no help from my friends.
So Vijay won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
That's just cruel

not the place to pick holes or anything, but vijay is doing exactly that, getting parts, lots of them, from mcmerc for next year.

and ian dury's is better - it has german. seriously, get it on youtube, its perfect

[ensign14]

There's also a good few for Helio Castro Neves - I Fought The Law, Taxlo$$, Going Down, Paid In Full...

[howardt]

Originally posted by ensign14
There's also a good few for Helio Castro Neves - I Fought The Law, Taxlo$$, Going Down, Paid In Full...

Dance away the tax bill ?

[Cenotaph]

i know, i know, im a terrible person... so sorry for this

Cristiano da Matta - Bambi slaughter

*runs away*

[pgj]

Lewis and Fernando - This team ain't big enough for the both of us!

Sir Frank Williams - (Oh Lord won't you buy me a) Mercedes Benz

Mark Webber - Man of constant sorrow

Max - Revolution

Bernie - Get off my cloud

Ron - Do you really want to hurt me?

Ralf - Who are you?

Bridgestone - Rubber bullets

DC - If you gotta go, go now

Max and Bernie - Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde

Ferrari - Red rain

Rubens - Kiss that frog

[Rob]

Rubens Barrichello - "Twilight" by the Electric Light Orchestra.

[Buttoneer]

Originally posted by le chat noir


not the place to pick holes or anything, but vijay is doing exactly that, getting parts, lots of them, from mcmerc for next year.

Hence the song choice. Now come on, I'm sure you can think of a few.

How about for Lewis we have 'Shuddup a you face' by Joe Dolce? "What'sa matter you, hey, Gotta no respect, hey"

Originally posted by Cenotaph
i know, i know, im a terrible person... so sorry for this

Cristiano da Matta - Bambi slaughter

*runs away*

There's a special corner of hell reserved just for you.

[ensign14]

Perhaps Cristiano should have listened to "Deer Prudence".

[taran]

Felipe Massa – From Me to You

Felipe Massa II – Knocking on Heaven’s door

Felipe Massa III – Imagine

Felipe Massa IV – Don’t dream its over

Jenson Button – Nowhere Man

Nick Heidfeld – Help!

Nelson Piquet j.r. – Hello, goodbye

Nelson Piquet j.r. II – You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

Team Williams – Living on a Prayer

David Coulthard – The final countdown

Sebastian Bourdais – Sunday, bloody Sunday

Robert Kubica – Against all Odds

Rubens Barrichello – I would stay

Lewis Hamilton – Could you be loved?

Lewis Hamilton II – Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime

Lewis Hamilton III – Maniac

Mark Webber - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

Giancarlo Fisichella – Fragile

Kimi Raikkonen - Relight My Fire

Fernando Alonso – Satisfaction

Fernando Alonso (at McLaren) - Fraction Too Much Friction

[Nonesuch]

On a more positive if less funny note, I've heard Hamilton refer to 'Rise Above It' from the soundtrack of the 1993 movie Cool Runnings. Good stuff:

[GiancarloF1]

Schumacher - Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)

Alonso - Fernando (ABBA)

Hamilton - Unforgiven (Metallica)

Raikkonen - Sleeping Sun (Nightwish)

Kovalainen - Sleeping in My Car (Roxette)

DC - Final Countdown (Europe)

Vettel - Smells Like a Teen Spirit (Nirvana)

Heidfeld - Moonlight Shadow (Mike Oldfield)

Button - Bad Day (Daniel Powter)

Fisichella - Oops.. I Did It Again (Britney Spears)

Rosberg - Papa Don't Preach (Madonna)

Bourdais - In the End (Linkin Park)

Montoya - Eternal Flame (Bangles)

Liuzzi - Freestyler (Bomfunk MCs)

[Imperial]

Mark Webber - 'Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before' by The Smiths.

[rhm]

Fernando Alonso - Charmless Man (Blur)

Felipe Mass - The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel (Barenaked Ladies)

Kimi Raikkonen - Old Red Eyes Is Back (The Beautiful South)

Lewis Hamilton - Bat Out Of Hell (Meat Loaf)

[raceday]

Kimi: Comfortably numb (Or sound of silence, or I don't wanna talk about it)

Eddie Irvine: Money for nothing (and the chicks for free)

Rubens: Cry baby cry (Beatles) (Or Lets dance)

Max: I wont back down (Petty) (I wanna be the president -Kiss)

Fernando: Anarchy in the UK (or suspicious minds)

Lewis: I fought the law

James Hunt: Cigarettes and alcohol

DC: The final Countdown

Bernie: Money makes the world go around (cabaret)

[BMW_F1]

Kimi : I'm So Excited, And I Just Can't Hide It ..

This is hilarious..

http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=JIy5ipdoKro

[Mika Mika]

Hamilton :- "You Talk Too Much, You Worry Me To Death"

[MichaelPM]

Originally posted by BMW_F1
Kimi : I'm So Excited, And I Just Can't Hide It ..

This is hilarious..

http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=JIy5ipdoKro

[aditya-now]

Originally posted by howardt
Jarno Trulli : Long Train Runnin' (Doobie Brothers)

Also Jarno Trulli: Train kept 'a Rollin' (Aerosmith)

Nelsinho Piquet: The Trooper (Iron Maiden)

Lewis Hamilton: Overkill (Motorhead)

Fernando Alonso: Pull Me Under (Dream Theater)

Juan Pablo Montoya: Lazy (Deep Purple)

Kimi Raikkonen: Freebird (Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Sebastian Vettel: Here Comes The Sun (The Beatles)

Felipe Massa: Roads To Madness (Queensryche)

Ayrton Senna: A Love Supreme (John Coltrane)



Confess, Buttoneer, that's what you wanted! Brilliant idea.

Also I tried to adjust the level of the band to the level of consciousness of the driver....

[fum3s]

A lot of people here seem to think:

Ferrari - I get by with a little help from my friends

[pgj]

JPM - Paranoid (Black Sabbath)

Williams - (Baby) Beamer come back (Equals)

Bernie - Money (Pink Floyd)

(Bernie - I tried to think of a Money money to get the set, but failed)

Bernie - Money money money (Abba)

Bernie - I want money that's what I want (Beatles)

Lewis and Ron - The power of love (FGH)

Max - Rawhide (??? TV Theme)

Ron - All cried out (Alison Moyet)

Nando and Lewis - We don't talk anymore (Cliff Richards)

Nando and Ron - Where did our love go (Dusty Springfield)

Nando - I shot the sheriff (Bob Marley)

James Allen to Lewis - Close to you (Carpenters)

James Allen to Lewis - Whole lotta love (Led Zeppelin)

Flav to Nando - Stay with me (Faces)

[Ocelot]

A nice and timely one to describe Hamilton's 07 Chinese GP exit:
Gimme Shelter (Rolling Stones) - pun in artist's name intended

[MichaelPM]

Alonso - Foo Fighters The Pretender

"What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender? "



I always thought Systems of a Down's song Lonely Day was perfect for Alonso's 2007 season.

[pottiella]

Originally posted by MichaelPM
Alonso - Foo Fighters The Pretender

"What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender? "

Same here! Everytime I listen to the song....

To Ferrari/McLaren Alonso sings:
"I'm the voice inside your head, you refuse to hear.
I'm the face that you have to face, mirrorin' your stare...
I'm what's left, I'm what's right, I'm the enemy
I'm the hand that'll take you down,
bring you to your knees!
So who are you? Yeah, who are you?
Yeah who are you?!"


Anyway, great thread...something positive and lighthearted for once!

Might come back for other drivers when I get more time.

[dutra]

Ferrari - Losing Grip (literally)

[otoelpiloto]

actually alonso and dennis have a proper song!!! they parody one spanish famous couple of singers who sing normally pretending they are upset each other like showing marriage problems and daily arguments, in this song in concrete they already broke up and the man is asking why, hilarious

http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=SjBu_wsbLjs


a literal translation to make it a bit easier

who's it?

it's me

what are you looking for here?

just you

it's too late now

why

coz it's me now who wants to be without you

whereupon go away, forget my face my eyes and turn around

I never could understand you.....

[pgj]

Fizi - Lazy Sunday afternoon (Small Faces)

Rosberg - Broken Wing (Mister Mister)

[scheivlak]

Kimi Kimi - maybe a soundtrack for the next Turkish GP report: http://www.emusic.co...d/11230043.html


For Max: The Velvet Underground and Nico (no, not Rosberg)

[ensign14]

Alonso/Hamilton - This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us

The battle for the 2008 title - The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

anyone trying to appeal a stewards' penalty - I Don't Like Mondays

The stewards themselves - Embarrassment

Seabass - Don't You Want Me

[undersquare]

The tracks from Led Zep 1 (bar one)

Good Times Bad Times - Kimi
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - Flav / Fernando
You Shook Me - Fernando / Lewis
Dazed And Confused - Nelsinho
Your Time Is Gonna Come - Timo / Hammy
Communication Breakdown - DC / Kravitz
I Can't Quit You Baby - Nico / Williams
How Many More Times - Sutil / Ferrari

[dutra]

Alonso/Hamilton - Brothers in Arms

Raikkonen - Heavy Fuel

Renault/Piquet - It's a mistake

Verstappen - Pretty Vacant

Coulthard - My Way

[santori]

David Coulthard (this season only) - Roxy Music's Remake/Remodel
Lewis Hamilton - The Stone Roses' Breaking Into Heaven
Jenson Button - Jacques Dutronc's Les cactus (Le monde entier/est un cactus!)

[Rogerek]

Nico Rosberg - Das Model (Kraftwerk / Rammstein)
Felipe Massa - You Spin Me Around (Dead Or Alive)
Nick Heidfeld - The Invisible Man (Queen)
Jarno Trulli - Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne)
Robert Kubica - The Look (Roxette)
FIA and Race Stewards - ... And Justice For All (Metallica)

[pottiella]

Originally posted by dutra
Ferrari - Losing Grip (literally)

Massa - "you spin my right round, baby right round...."

Kimi - "Wake me up, before you go-go..."

DC - "Hit me baby one more time...."

Heikki - "don't you, forget about me..."

Everyone to Lewis - "it's not time to make a change, just relax, take it easy - you're still young, that's your fault, theres so much you have to know..."

Ron Dennis to Lewis - "Look into my eyes, you will see, what you mean to me..."

Alonso/Renault - "Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try and fix you...."

Ron Dennis/Fernando Alonso to eachother - (keane Album song) "You're leaving so soon, never had a chance to bloom, but you were so quick to change your tune. don't let back, if I'm a weight around your neck; if you don't need me, then I don't need you!"

Stewards - "Every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you..."

Renault to Piquet - "Its too late to apologise...it's too late"

Drivers to Hamilton - "Hate is a strong word, but I really really really don't like you!"

Bernie - "The show must go on!"

[undersquare]

I see Fall Out Boy have released a song called "I Don't Care".

You know who you are