I spotted the following while idling around southern Australia earlier today, as you do...

Felipe was desperate to stick 100 euros on the Toyota drivers, at 33/1, but Italian cameramen were already forming a disorderly queue at the bookies.

Timo was in a good mood, despite forgetting to pack his hairbrush.

"Wardrobe armchair refrigerator schnapps lampshade armadillo banana catapult" - man in red hat says something unintelligible.


You wait ages for one Sébastien, then 337 turn up at once: Messrs Bourdais and Buemi.

Jenson Button assesses McLaren's race prospects in Australia...

...and then contemplates his own.