17 replies to this topic

[Greem]

To save poisoning the rest of the BB with needless conspiracy theory threads, please put them all in here.

This thread has an abundant supply of tin foil hats, black helicopters, whips, chains, illegal-in-some-jurisdictions memorabilia and uniforms, private investigators, misconstrued radio communications, leaked press dossiers, interview transcripts, badly translated items from the non-English-writing press, deliberate accidents, hobbling of competitor's cars, general unproven naughty behaviour and so on.

Someone must be able to give us a good start. Go on, try hard, it's Friday...

[Buttoneer]

I don't see green glowing brake discs or transparent F1 bodywork so it's not a thread for me, thanks.

[Ruud de la Rosa]

To save poisoning the rest of the BB with needless conspiracy theory threads, please put them all in here.

This thread has an abundant supply of tin foil hats, black helicopters, whips, chains, illegal-in-some-jurisdictions memorabilia and uniforms, private investigators, misconstrued radio communications, leaked press dossiers, interview transcripts, badly translated items from the non-English-writing press, deliberate accidents, hobbling of competitor's cars, general unproven naughty behaviour and so on.

Someone must be able to give us a good start. Go on, try hard, it's Friday...

Airwolf?
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Edited by Ruud de la Rosa, 18 September 2009 - 09:31.

[BuzzingHornet]

[quote name='Greem' date='Sep 18 2009, 10:04' post='3867993']
general proven naughty behaviour

Fixed.

[alfiebengal]

http://forums.autosp...howtopic=115271

[Claudius]

Or this one

http://forums.autosp...showtopic=95724

[Greem]

http://forums.autosp...howtopic=115271

Or this one

http://forums.autosp...showtopic=95724

Exactly my point

There are hundreds of them. Just like the team threads, let's put all conspiracy threads into one. That way they'll be much easier to [read] [ignore]*

*Delete as appropriate

[ensign14]

Easy.

Max Mosley became FIA President in 1991. Michael Schumacher made his Formula 1 debut in 1992.

Michael Schumacher became world champion in controversial circumstances in 1994. Illegal car, cheating move at the final race. The FIA did not investigate.

Michael Schumacher tried the same tactic in 1997 and failed. His punishment was a mild telling-off.

Throughout his career Schumacher was the beneficiary of soft decisions from the FIA, whereas others were punished far more severely for far lesser transgressions (which in many cases were not even transgressions).

Max Mosley is also a fluent German speaker. He happened to be in Germany in early April 1968.

Nine months later, Michael Schumacher was born.

[OfficeLinebacker]

Three cheers for this thread. I'm sorry to say I haven't any CTs but I'll see what I can do.

[Dragonfly]

A perfect thread for ensign14

[jonpollak]

Easy.

Max Mosley became FIA President in 1991. Michael Schumacher made his Formula 1 debut in 1992.

Michael Schumacher became world champion in controversial circumstances in 1994. Illegal car, cheating move at the final race. The FIA did not investigate.

Michael Schumacher tried the same tactic in 1997 and failed. His punishment was a mild telling-off.

Throughout his career Schumacher was the beneficiary of soft decisions from the FIA, whereas others were punished far more severely for far lesser transgressions (which in many cases were not even transgressions).

Max Mosley is also a fluent German speaker. He happened to be in Germany in early April 1968.

Nine months later, Michael Schumacher was born.

Unt..Wer ist die Mutter?

Why it's the illegitimate daughter of Leni...sired by ?..guess who.

I like vher zis is goink.
Jp

Edited by jonpollak, 18 September 2009 - 12:44.

[taran]

Easy.

Max Mosley became FIA President in 1991. Michael Schumacher made his Formula 1 debut in 1992.

Michael Schumacher became world champion in controversial circumstances in 1994. Illegal car, cheating move at the final race. The FIA did not investigate.

Michael Schumacher tried the same tactic in 1997 and failed. His punishment was a mild telling-off.

Throughout his career Schumacher was the beneficiary of soft decisions from the FIA, whereas others were punished far more severely for far lesser transgressions (which in many cases were not even transgressions).

Max Mosley is also a fluent German speaker. He happened to be in Germany in early April 1968.

Nine months later, Michael Schumacher was born.

And so the lies appear....

Schumacher debuted in 1991.....

[ensign14]

Even worse.

[werks prototype]

I would have thought post 'crash in to the wall-gate' the OP really should read 'The Now Unnecessary Tin Foil Hat Thread'.

[BRK]

Easy.

Max Mosley became FIA President in 1991. Michael Schumacher made his Formula 1 debut in 1992.

Michael Schumacher became world champion in controversial circumstances in 1994. Illegal car, cheating move at the final race. The FIA did not investigate.

Michael Schumacher tried the same tactic in 1997 and failed. His punishment was a mild telling-off.

Throughout his career Schumacher was the beneficiary of soft decisions from the FIA, whereas others were punished far more severely for far lesser transgressions (which in many cases were not even transgressions).

Max Mosley is also a fluent German speaker. He happened to be in Germany in early April 1968.

Nine months later, Michael Schumacher was born.

Jimmy Clark also had his accident in early April,1968,in Germany.

Nine months later,Michael Schumacher was born.

None of the drivers born during the intervening period went on to become 7 time F1 world champions.Surely a conspiracy?

[Jackmancer]

[ensign14]

And the man whom Mosley replaced at the FIA was used to obeying ze orders.

[alfiebengal]

And the man whom Mosley replaced at the FIA was used to obeying ze orders.

Sorry but while we're on the subject how about this for Max's leaving party

Then we can finally put him in the tin hat.