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[Captain Tightpants]

Lewis Hamilton shows Jenson Button exaclty what he thinks of him - by backing into the World Champion at speed.

OR

Still on a bender after winning the 2009 title, Jenson adds Lewis' car to the list of places he's thrown up.

OR

"Feel de rhythm! Feel de ride! Get on up, it's bobsled time! Coooooool Runnings!"

OR

Jenson Button reveals exactly how he intends to beat Hamilton next season - by fitting a rear wing made entirely of balsa wood when Lewis isn't looking.

I could do this all day ...

[Chezrome]

Bwaaarrgh! Now I know why the guys laughed when they said: 'Take a sniff at Kimi's old McLaren.'

[Jackmancer]

[slideways]

Webber: ... *shakes head*.

[ApexTomi]

who's coming out of Mark's right leg?

[Owen]

who's coming out of Mark's right leg?

The head of a bolt presumably.

[Bonaventura]

"Yes, master Lewis, Sir..."

[alecc]

So that is how the Merc engine should fit in a car.

[Johnrambo]

Two words: ze punishment.

[Jackmancer]

Edited by Jackmancer, 06 January 2010 - 15:35.

[ZenSpeed]

Webber: ... *shakes head*.

wow, look at the bump in the lower part of his right leg, scary

[fat.monkey]

Village People AD2010...

[ZenSpeed]

A new effort by Formula 1 to appeal to a larger audience. This is their effort to reach the edgier, more disenfranchised portion of the urban market


This is their effort to reach the gay community who has shown little interest in F1 thus far

[alecc]

Jarno:"OUCH! My little finger! It hurts! ouch ouch ouch...."
Timo: "not again Jarno...."
Mark: "Jarno, don't be a pussy, look at my leg, that is pain!"

BTW: dunno why, but Mark and Vettel looks on this photo like Father/Son

Edited by alecc, 06 January 2010 - 16:12.

[screamingV16]

Timo:"Sebastien, would like to some and see my and Jarno's puppies?"
Sebastien:"err.... Mark, help!"

[ApexTomi]

[potmotr]

Vettel:"Why is Mark keeping a tennis ball inside his lower right leg?"

[Rob]

James May's younger brother tries to get down with the youth.

[Jose Mourinho is Special]

Edited by Jose Mourinho is Special, 06 January 2010 - 17:05.

[olliek88]

[quote name='Captain Tightpants' date='Jan 6 2010, 11:40' post='4066584']



Erm, ron ?......... why are you hiding under there?

[olliek88]

Nico misunderstood when he heard that the greatest ever is going to be his team mate.

Edited by olliek88, 06 January 2010 - 18:13.

[ZenSpeed]

After witnessing the return of Michael Schumacher, Emerson Fittipaldi decided to give it a try........

[olliek88]

I did have a glance but i think i got away with it.

[ZenSpeed]

those are bigger than my ball!!!!

[ZenSpeed]

[Soapy9963]

Thats pure epicness

[BullHead]

Oh Sh*t. My knob's stuck!!

[BullHead]

I'm dead.

Edited by BullHead, 06 January 2010 - 18:45.

[Captain Tightpants]

"We've got The Right Stuff."



Nico Rosberg was originally in talks to drive with USF1, but then he tried on the uniform ...

[Ferrari1607]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
WINNER!!!!

[zoombie]

hrr...what's that bit doing there?? Stewart....

[zoombie]

Thats cool pic but yoda is one of the good guy, shouldnt bernie be the emperor??

[screamingV16]

Jenson - "Are you sure this is the position I have to assume as Lewis' teammate?
Martin Whitmarsh - "Oh yes, Heikki managed it for two years!"

Edited by screamingV16, 07 January 2010 - 12:00.

[One]

Com'on guys we gonna get more yonger fans out of formula One. Now who can sing, You Timo?

[Bonaventura]

Com'on guys we gonna get more yonger fans out of formula One. Now who can sing, You Timo?

Timo singing: " Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

......It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

Edited by Bonaventura, 07 January 2010 - 14:51.

[TheF1PERSON]

Martin: So, what do you think of the car you'll be driving

Jenson: It looks like it has too much oversteer. Can you redesign it?

Martin: Nope, otherwise Lewis will lose.

I know, I know, that was rubbish

Or

Jenson: Martin, are these caps magnetic? I can't get my head off the back of the car.

[wewantourdarbyback]

With casting complete for the remake of reservoir dogs all that was left was to decide who'd play Mr White

[TheF1PERSON]

Mike: Watch as me and Tony arm wrestle on this invisible table.
Tony: Isn't it GRRRRRREAT!

[ApexTomi]

Mike: Watch as me and Tony arm wrestle on this invisible table.
Tony: Isn't it GRRRRRREAT!

I bet the bulldog wins.

[Henrytheeigth]

Jenson thinks that the part of the wing he's touching with his right hand would make a great cheese grater!

[TheF1PERSON]

Direct from America, the first aerodynamically viable lawnmower.

[AllTwelve]

... and after one too many celebratory Johnnie Walkers, Button stands amused at how well his vomit blends with the color scheme on Lewis's car...

[WebBerK]

Da Matta back to racing

http://tazio.uol.com...s/textos/15811/

CdM will race in Brazilian F-Truck, alongside Giaffone [ex-Indy], Geraldo Piquet and others.

[Hairpin]

Nico misunderstood when he heard that the greatest ever is going to be his team mate.

[Hairpin]

I did have a glance but i think i got away with it.

[Captain Tightpants]

Eddie Jordan: "Oh my God! You know how to tie a Turkish Hitch! That's the one knot I could never master in the Boy Scouts!"

[F1 Tor.]

What people don't know is that two hours after the photo was taken and everyone had gone home, Eddie was still standing there with the same expression on his face.

[TheF1PERSON]

[Rebbeharc]

[Henrytheeigth]

Chick - "What's John Lennon looking at?"