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[maximilian]

I thought Mark had a black cat

That IS his black cat, Coland Catzenberger. All its hair turned gray after watching Mark's title hopes disappear in that crash in Korea.

Edited by maximilian, 27 December 2010 - 14:41.

[Ross Stonefeld]

I thought Mark had a black cat

He can't have more than one?

[KateLM]

He can't have more than one?

I think that was a reference to him being unlucky...

[Vitesse2]

Cat: "My agent had better have a good excuse. He told me this was a photoshoot for a new Whiskas advert, not second billing to some bloke with a beard."

[AvranaKern]

Cat: Gonna Shaving Private Australian.

[Smile17]

OK, is Mark alright? I mean the HAIR, the beard, the look
First time I saw this pic I thought 'Iew what a creep' Then I realised it was Mark Webber!

[lovelytam]

OK, is Mark alright? I mean the HAIR, the beard, the look
First time I saw this pic I thought 'Iew what a creep' Then I realised it was Mark Webber!

same thoughts to me, but you can't shave with a broken shoulder i guess
But the cat is so cute

[Captain Tightpants]

Cat: "I was told I would be appearing with Fernando Alonso, not ... this guy! You'll be hearing from my agent!"

[Grenada]

Mark's gone up in my estimation now that I know he likes cats.

[KR571]

I did have a glance but i think i got away with it.

"i shall try to use the force."
after some time,
"damn you Yoda! you lied to me. It doesn't work."

[KR571]

CH: Hey guys did you know Team Orders are not banned in 2011?

MW: What?????

FA: Mark is so screwed

CH: and that was different to 2010 how exaclty???

epic dude!

[KR571]

Alonso disguised himself as Alberto Ascari as he went back in time to prevent Mr & Mrs Petrov ever meeting each other.

[KR571]

Abu Dhabi 2010: How It Really Went Down...

PRE-RACE


Bernie: "Psst. Word from RedBull is that Vettel will let Webber through. Webber is the real threat. I hope you guys are watching Webber."
Stefano: "Reaaally?"



Bernie: "Psst. Forget Vettel, Fernando. Webber is going to pit early. Vettel will let him pass. Webber is the real threat. I hope you guys are watching Webber."
Alonso: "Eh, really??"



Bernie: "It's done. Put $4 million on the kid..."



"I can almost taste the Champagne already..."



"...Champagne & Tears, that is....Mwuhahaahaa!"



POST-RACE


No sweet champagne.



Just salty tears.



Bernie: "This, my son, is how you show them you are number 1..."

i knew something was fishy

[KR571]

That's an amazing pic. Any high res one for the desktop ?

the third driver thinks to himself " YAY! DEMOLITION DERBY"

[glorius&victorius]

Abu Dhabi 2010: How It Really Went Down...

PRE-RACE


Bernie: "Psst. Word from RedBull is that Vettel will let Webber through. Webber is the real threat. I hope you guys are watching Webber."
Stefano: "Reaaally?"



Bernie: "Psst. Forget Vettel, Fernando. Webber is going to pit early. Vettel will let him pass. Webber is the real threat. I hope you guys are watching Webber."
Alonso: "Eh, really??"



Bernie: "It's done. Put $4 million on the kid..."



"I can almost taste the Champagne already..."



"...Champagne & Tears, that is....Mwuhahaahaa!"



POST-RACE


No sweet champagne.



Just salty tears.



Bernie: "This, my son, is how you show them you are number 1..."

and this is how they payed me back...

[Talisker]

The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives.

[Captain Tightpants]

"And over there is our replica of Pankot Palace, just as you requested."

[Captain Tightpants]

This one needs no caption:

[biljon]

Cat: "I was told I would be appearing with Fernando Alonso, not ... this guy! You'll be hearing from my agent!"

Haha very funny!

[Richard T]

Hey mate!

[lovelytam]

This one needs no caption:

SV: Hey Mark, want some Redbull ? Can i have some Vodka ?
MW: Give me the wing and the WDC you stole from me and ask Petrov for the vodka
SV: Oke here's the wing
*clash*
Sv: O dear now he's broken
Mw: You've broke my Schoulder, you bloody arse

[Captain Tightpants]

Yeah, you're still not getting it. It doesn't need a caption - it comes with its own.

[philhitchings]

well I think I've got it

[phil1993]

New thread?

[teejay]

Wonder where that is?

Michael Jordan poster in the background, Gasol jersey behind them.

Seems like, much like me, someones a motorsport and basketball lover

[DinocoBlue]

There's your personal parking space Mr. Ecclestone. The team owners told us you'd like to walk to the paddock.

[Rob G]

Maybe these new racetracks would have more elevation changes if they didn't design them on a sheet of plywood.

[Captain Tightpants]

"There, I found him! There's Waldo!"

[Darrenj]

[quote name='Captain Tightpants' date='Dec 30 2010, 14:00' post='4772428']


Well I guess my comments about India were to harsh for the PC sensitive public! So I'll try again.
There Mr. Ecclestone will be a boutique of our finest watches, if you happen to loose one again.

Edited by Darrenj, 02 January 2011 - 15:43.

[WhiteBlue]

Come on Jenson - Hawai is better than VROOOM...

[ForeverF1]

New thread started here.