Important Facts
Belle Isle Raceway is 2.07 miles long and the overall race distance will be 188.64 miles. We can deduce from this that the race will contain 90 laps.
Wikipedia says that the lap record belongs to Scott Dixon from 2008, at 1:12.2861. BUT SERIOUSLY WIKIPEDIA it actually belongs to Gil de Ferran, who lapped his Reynard-Honda around the same layout in 1:09.052 in 1997. So don't listen to them.
The last race was run a really long time ago, in 2008, and Justin Wilson won it for the much-missed Newman-Haas-Lanigan outfit.
[Paul Page voice] This weekend sees the Indycars roll into Motor City, storied home of the American automobile industry. Henry Ford, the Dodge brothers, Walter Chrysler: these men wrote their names into the nation's history and onto the cars that still bear their names. [Dot dot dot] But today it's a different set of names on the cars, new men aiming to leave their mark on history. Last Memorial Day at Indy, Dario Franchitti lent his name to the select group of three-time winners. Takuma Sato was one pass away from being the first new face on the Borg-Warner trophy since Scott Dixon in 2008. The big stories from that day were names from the series' past. Ganassi. Rahal. Vasser. But others are looking for revenge. Andretti cars have been fast at every event, but haven't entered the winners' circle. Roger Penske's hopes for a 40th anniversary win evaporated on race day, but his team will be looking to resume its 2012 winning streak here in Detroit. These and many more stories will play out on the Raceway at Belle Isle, and it's live, on ABC (). [/Paul Page voice]
Here's the schedule
Friday 1st June:
12.00-13.00 First Indycar practice
15.45-16.45 Second Indycar practice
17.05-17.40 Grand-Am qualifying
Saturday 2nd June:
8.00-8.45 Indy Lights qualifying
9.00-10.00 Third Indycar practice
11.45-13.00 Indycar qualifying
13.30-14.30 Indy Lights race (45 laps)
14.30-15.30 Indycar autograph/tell Dario he's a schmuck/schmoe/former NASCAR driver session
17.05-19.05 Grand-Am race (2 hours)
19.15-20.30 The B-52s are playing a concert, this is way better than Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Sunday 3rd June:
10.45-11.15 Indycar warm-up
12.30-13.30 Indycar autograph session 2 (if Franchitti wasn't there yesterday, he'll be here today)
15.45 Indycar GREEN FLAG (Race 90 laps)
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Television
It's on ABC/ESPN, so don't even think about enjoying the broadcast. They're on air from 3.30 to 6pm, ET, which GMT-wise falls roughly between Holby City time and Question Time. Wild stab in the dark says there's a NASCAR Cup race hogging the best TV slot.
Engine grumbling
We've been here before. The last Champ Car race at Detroit played host to the Klassic KART Katastrophe of 2001, which featured accusations, practice boycotts, and laughter you could hear all the way from 16th and Georgetown. Apparently the Penske engineers were bypassing the pop-off valve with an air tube connected to their drivers' lower digestive tracts.
Therefore I declare all talk of Chevrolet's and Honda's bitching to be strictly on-topic.
Racing
You can do it around Belle Isle if you're as boneheaded as Michael Andretti and Paul Tracy. Proof.
Tsingtao watch
Race still appears to be on. There's even a track map and start time (one minute past midnight ET, brilliantly) on the Indycar website now. Ah, the mysterious East.
I got me a car, it's big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack. The DW12 does indeed look a bit like a whale. In whale terms, it's about as big as a Pygmy Right Whale, or a newborn North Atlantic Right Whale.
Pygmy Right Whale, by all accounts a beautiful and little-studied creature. Is currently in negotiations to become a Group Lotus brand ambassador.
Edited by Risil, 30 May 2012 - 23:53.